I used to think that I was "Rain Man" in that I could control the likelyhood
of rain by virtue of wether there was a project I needed to get done. At
other times, I began to believe that I was "Requires Stiches Man", a persona
which usually manisifeted near the end of a project.

I have come, in time, to discover that I am in fact "Garbage Pickup Man",
because I can control when the guys show up to retrieve my garbage. If I
wait until morning to put my garbage out then they, by the force of my
superower, will show up one half hour before I wake. If I put out my
garbage the night before, then they do not show until mid -afternoon,
assuring that every dog in the neighbothood will have a shot at covering my
lawn with my own refuse.

I had hoped for some cool power like invisibility, or the power of mind
control, but I guess I will live with "Garbage Pickup Man" for now. Does
anyone else have some sort of superpower? Maybe, "Broken Bandsaw Blade at
9:01 at Night Man", or "Air Gun Trigger Breaks One Nail Into Project Man".

Just wondering.

--Sigh. I'm "fart loud in the fancy restaurant man".

--
"Steamboat Ed" Haas : Concave, convex, con
Hacking the Trailing Edge! : carne: all is Zen..
www.nmpproducts.com
---Decks a-wash in a sea of words---

I am "SomeOneWantsAFrenchHornNow" guy. I can go for months without making
one and then I get the urge to start bending and right away someone contacts
me wanting one.

LLB

"James F. Newell" wrote in message
...
I used to think that I was "Rain Man" in that I could control the
likelyhood
of rain by virtue of wether there was a project I needed to get done. At
other times, I began to believe that I was "Requires Stiches Man", a
persona
which usually manisifeted near the end of a project.

I have come, in time, to discover that I am in fact "Garbage Pickup Man",
because I can control when the guys show up to retrieve my garbage. If I
wait until morning to put my garbage out then they, by the force of my
superower, will show up one half hour before I wake. If I put out my
garbage the night before, then they do not show until mid -afternoon,
assuring that every dog in the neighbothood will have a shot at covering
my
lawn with my own refuse.

I had hoped for some cool power like invisibility, or the power of mind
control, but I guess I will live with "Garbage Pickup Man" for now. Does
anyone else have some sort of superpower? Maybe, "Broken Bandsaw Blade at
9:01 at Night Man", or "Air Gun Trigger Breaks One Nail Into Project Man".

Just wondering.

On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:24:30 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm,
Ignoramus27098 quickly quoth:

I am a "wife or kids interrupt me as soon as I set everything up to do
something" man.

Invest in a deadbolt locked from INSIDE the garage (aka SHOP), Ig.

P.S: Hide the spare keys WELL!

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When i go in the bathroom I can make the telephone ring.


"James F. Newell" wrote in message
...
I used to think that I was "Rain Man" in that I could control the
likelyhood
of rain by virtue of wether there was a project I needed to get done. At
other times, I began to believe that I was "Requires Stiches Man", a
persona
which usually manisifeted near the end of a project.

I have come, in time, to discover that I am in fact "Garbage Pickup Man",
because I can control when the guys show up to retrieve my garbage. If I
wait until morning to put my garbage out then they, by the force of my
superower, will show up one half hour before I wake. If I put out my
garbage the night before, then they do not show until mid -afternoon,
assuring that every dog in the neighbothood will have a shot at covering
my
lawn with my own refuse.

I had hoped for some cool power like invisibility, or the power of mind
control, but I guess I will live with "Garbage Pickup Man" for now. Does
anyone else have some sort of superpower? Maybe, "Broken Bandsaw Blade at
9:01 at Night Man", or "Air Gun Trigger Breaks One Nail Into Project Man".

Just wondering.

On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 19:54:09 -0500, "Tony"
wrote:

When i go in the bathroom I can make the telephone ring.


Hummm my lady friend says I can kiss her belly button. From the back
side.

Gunner


"James F. Newell" wrote in message
t...
I used to think that I was "Rain Man" in that I could control the
likelyhood
of rain by virtue of wether there was a project I needed to get done. At
other times, I began to believe that I was "Requires Stiches Man", a
persona
which usually manisifeted near the end of a project.

I have come, in time, to discover that I am in fact "Garbage Pickup Man",
because I can control when the guys show up to retrieve my garbage. If I
wait until morning to put my garbage out then they, by the force of my
superower, will show up one half hour before I wake. If I put out my
garbage the night before, then they do not show until mid -afternoon,
assuring that every dog in the neighbothood will have a shot at covering
my
lawn with my own refuse.

I had hoped for some cool power like invisibility, or the power of mind
control, but I guess I will live with "Garbage Pickup Man" for now. Does
anyone else have some sort of superpower? Maybe, "Broken Bandsaw Blade at
9:01 at Night Man", or "Air Gun Trigger Breaks One Nail Into Project Man".

Just wondering.






"A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them;
the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences."
- Proverbs 22:3

"When i go in the bathroom I can make the telephone ring. "

Damn ..you too....and I thought I was special. ;)

Does the UPS guy ring the doorbell when you take a shower too?

TMT

On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:21:50 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, Gunner
quickly quoth:

On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 19:54:09 -0500, "Tony"
wrote:

When i go in the bathroom I can make the telephone ring.


Hummm my lady friend says I can kiss her belly button. From the back
side.

And mine is happy that I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my
tongue.


Oh, you'll absolutely ADORE the new Google Video, Gunner. Penn and
Teller at their best for 28 minutes!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...****&pl= true

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Finding out I need to go to town for an absolutely essential tool/bit of
material causes the tide to leave my boat dry.
Ken (Canute)
--
Volunteer your idle computer time for cancer research
http//www.grid.org/download/gold/download.htm
Return address courtesy of Spammotel http://www.spammotel.com/

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:27:03 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:21:50 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, Gunner
quickly quoth:

On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 19:54:09 -0500, "Tony"
wrote:

When i go in the bathroom I can make the telephone ring.


Hummm my lady friend says I can kiss her belly button. From the back
side.

And mine is happy that I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my
tongue.


Oh, you'll absolutely ADORE the new Google Video, Gunner. Penn and
Teller at their best for 28 minutes!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...****&pl= true


Not on dial up I wont..sigh

Gunner

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"A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them;
the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences."
- Proverbs 22:3

I can slow a checkout line down to a crawl by just being in it.

In article ,
"James F. Newell" wrote:

I used to think that I was "Rain Man" in that I could control the likelyhood
of rain by virtue of wether there was a project I needed to get done. At
other times, I began to believe that I was "Requires Stiches Man", a persona
which usually manisifeted near the end of a project.

I have come, in time, to discover that I am in fact "Garbage Pickup Man",
because I can control when the guys show up to retrieve my garbage. If I
wait until morning to put my garbage out then they, by the force of my
superower, will show up one half hour before I wake. If I put out my
garbage the night before, then they do not show until mid -afternoon,
assuring that every dog in the neighbothood will have a shot at covering my
lawn with my own refuse.

I had hoped for some cool power like invisibility, or the power of mind
control, but I guess I will live with "Garbage Pickup Man" for now. Does
anyone else have some sort of superpower? Maybe, "Broken Bandsaw Blade at
9:01 at Night Man", or "Air Gun Trigger Breaks One Nail Into Project Man".

Just wondering.

I have the power to, by merely dropping it as little as an inch, send
a wrench or screwdriver rocketing across the shop at such velocity as to
render the tool momentarily invisible. I can temporarily disable this
awesome power by chanting, "Hey, watch this!"

--
B.B. --I am not a goat! thegoat4 at airmail dot net

On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 04:18:32 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, Gunner
quickly quoth:

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:27:03 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:
Oh, you'll absolutely ADORE the new Google Video, Gunner. Penn and
Teller at their best for 28 minutes!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...****&pl= true


Not on dial up I wont..sigh

Ouch, no, you won't. It's a very good pro-gun piece which is 30
minutes long. Go watch it with a broadband-enabled friend. You'll love
it.

The PETA BULL**** piece is equally good. I didn't know PETA was
against -anyone- owning -any- pets, and I'll bet 95% of their
supporters don't, either. And what's their corporate 10x15' walk-in
freezer full of, hmmm?

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I can cause any product or service to go on sale just by purchasing it a
week earlier at full price.

I have the power to find a missing tool by going out and buying another just
like it.

"ff" wrote in message
et...

I can cause any product or service to go on sale just by purchasing it a
week earlier at full price.

On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:28:02 -0600, "James F. Newell"
wrote:

I used to think that I was "Rain Man" in that I could control the likelyhood
of rain by virtue of wether there was a project I needed to get done. At
other times, I began to believe that I was "Requires Stiches Man", a persona
which usually manisifeted near the end of a project.

I have come, in time, to discover that I am in fact "Garbage Pickup Man",
because I can control when the guys show up to retrieve my garbage. If I
wait until morning to put my garbage out then they, by the force of my
superower, will show up one half hour before I wake. If I put out my
garbage the night before, then they do not show until mid -afternoon,
assuring that every dog in the neighbothood will have a shot at covering my
lawn with my own refuse.

I had hoped for some cool power like invisibility, or the power of mind
control, but I guess I will live with "Garbage Pickup Man" for now. Does
anyone else have some sort of superpower? Maybe, "Broken Bandsaw Blade at
9:01 at Night Man", or "Air Gun Trigger Breaks One Nail Into Project Man".

Just wondering.


I'm either invisible or can cure blindness. Neighbors who haven't
called or waved in a year, are suddenly on the front porch after a
crisis. 9-11 sound familiar?

I, so badly, wanted to send them out for all the bananas they could
find. Level headed wife nixed that.
--
NewsGuy.Com 30Gb $9.95 Carry Forward and On Demand Bandwidth

I can make the price of silver or gold go up just by selling some.
Likewise, I can make it go down by buying some. [1]

Dave Hinz
[1] Note that this power doesn't seem to be working lately; I"m buying,
_and_ it's going up.

On Sun, 2 Apr 2006 13:30:24 -0600, RJ wrote:
I have the power to find a missing tool by going out and buying another just
like it.

Heh. I just bought a new digital camera because the old one had been
missing for a couple of months. 2 weeks later, guess what?

It's only funny because it's so damn predictable.