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Images of this keep running through my mind. Dick Cheney and George Bush go
quail hunting together. One bird breaks from cover and flies between them at
head height. They both pivot, fire together as the bird goes between them
and blow each other's head off. At a stroke the world is a safer place.

The story has an even happier ending. They both miss the bird.

Like Morrissey am I now likely to get hauled in and questioned by the FBI if
I ever visit the Untied States of America? (no that wasn't a spelling
mistake)
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if I ever visit the Untied States of America?


Don't ever visit here, don't call. don't write!


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Careful Tom! Dave may reward your insolance with a trasy, East end, Cockney
story in which you are the dupe! Actually, the one he wrote for me, some
years back, was kinda flattering in that he went toall the trouble.

Bob Swinney

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if I ever visit the Untied States of America?


Don't ever visit here, don't call. don't write!



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"Robert Swinney" wrote in message
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Careful Tom! Dave may reward your insolance with a trasy, East end,
Cockney story in which you are the dupe! Actually, the one he wrote for
me, some years back, was kinda flattering in that he went toall the
trouble.

Bob Swinney


I too, would be flattered, next time I'm in UK I'll look him up or maybe
have some of my supplier buddies over there look him up and buy him a pint.
I buy a LOT from UK and these guys are not only my friends but are very
easily riled if their best USA buddy/customer gets miffed. So they would be
happy to reward anybody that flatters me so.

Don't think for a second that Dave here represents our friends in UK. I
wonder what Dave's address is?


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In article , Tom
Gardner writes

"Robert Swinney" wrote in message
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Careful Tom! Dave may reward your insolance with a trasy, East end,
Cockney story in which you are the dupe! Actually, the one he wrote for
me, some years back, was kinda flattering in that he went toall the
trouble.

Bob Swinney


I too, would be flattered, next time I'm in UK I'll look him up or maybe
have some of my supplier buddies over there look him up and buy him a pint.
I buy a LOT from UK and these guys are not only my friends but are very
easily riled if their best USA buddy/customer gets miffed. So they would be
happy to reward anybody that flatters me so.

Don't think for a second that Dave here represents our friends in UK. I
wonder what Dave's address is?


*Snort*

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, whatever.

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and assorted other stuff, every problem looks like a steam engine.



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Tom Gardner wrote in message
. com...

"Robert Swinney" wrote in message
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Careful Tom! Dave may reward your insolance with a trasy, East end,
Cockney story in which you are the dupe! Actually, the one he wrote for
me, some years back, was kinda flattering in that he went toall the
trouble.

Bob Swinney


I too, would be flattered, next time I'm in UK I'll look him up or maybe
have some of my supplier buddies over there look him up and buy him a

pint.
I buy a LOT from UK and these guys are not only my friends but are very
easily riled if their best USA buddy/customer gets miffed. So they would

be
happy to reward anybody that flatters me so.

Don't think for a second that Dave here represents our friends in UK. I
wonder what Dave's address is?


Ummm, it's on my website for the hard of thinking. What's your address btw
as you seem to be posting anonymously? You do realise that shrub passed a
law recently that makes it a criminal offence for anyone in the USA to
anonymously post anything online with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or
harass any person. I take it your thinly veiled threats of someone coming
round to "buy me a pint" actually mean someone coming round to do me
physical harm. That seems like intent to annoy, abuse, threaten and harass
to me.

Anyone know the FBI's email address off hand? Ah, not to worry. I'll Google
for it. Do let us know how the visit goes Tom after the men in dark suits
pop in for a chat and explain to you that your supposed constitutional
rights to free speech have actually disappeared now.
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.. What's your address btw
as you seem to be posting anonymously?


Boy, you sure did your homework! My address is as transparent as glass. It
seems that everyone else knows exactly my web site, brick and mortar
address, toll-free phone, fax, all my e-mail addresses etc...

(HINT: Remove the "no-spam" Duhhhh)

Sorry, I don't do threats of anything physical, but I, or my buds would
clean your clock in ANY discussion...I would buy the first round and argue
with you all night...or until you fall into the "Stupid-abyss" that you seem
to gravitating to. Your spew of hatred and lack of logic and constructive
thought is annoying. You show a limited mind trying to express itself. Try
reading a bit of history, philosophy, psychology, and religion. If you
like, I could send you a list of easy to understand reading material with
pictures! So, when we meet, you might use multi-syllabic words and breathe
through your nose for a change.


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Tom Gardner wrote in message
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if I ever visit the Untied States of America?


Don't ever visit here, don't call. don't write!


Why? It might be the only chance I get to see how a country with 100 million
paranoid, right wing, supposedly god fearing, shrub voting lunatics
operates.
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Tom Gardner wrote in message
t...

if I ever visit the Untied States of America?


Don't ever visit here, don't call. don't write!


Why? It might be the only chance I get to see how a country with 100

million
paranoid, right wing, supposedly god fearing, shrub voting lunatics
operates.
--
Dave Baker



If you have seen how the irrational, backwards, religiously dogmatic,
fanatics who behead people for the most miniscule reasons in Iraq operate,
then you already know how the ones over hear operate too. So, if you have
seen how they operate in Iraq you already have a good idea what they are
like in the US. Hope that eliminates your need to see the same sort of folks
who inhabit this country. No need to waste your time and money. They're just
like the crazy Muslims except they're Christian.

Hawke


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"Hawke" wrote in message
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Tom Gardner wrote in message
t...

if I ever visit the Untied States of America?

Don't ever visit here, don't call. don't write!


Why? It might be the only chance I get to see how a country with 100

million
paranoid, right wing, supposedly god fearing, shrub voting lunatics
operates.
--
Dave Baker



If you have seen how the irrational, backwards, religiously dogmatic,
fanatics who behead people for the most miniscule reasons in Iraq operate,
then you already know how the ones over hear operate too. So, if you have
seen how they operate in Iraq you already have a good idea what they are
like in the US. Hope that eliminates your need to see the same sort of
folks
who inhabit this country. No need to waste your time and money. They're
just
like the crazy Muslims except they're Christian.

Hawke



Yabut wasn't that you I saw at the beheadings last Friday night with your
date? Did you take her to dinner before or after the entertainment? Did
you get the discount tickets I sent you?




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On Mon, 27 Feb 2006 23:39:19 GMT, "Tom Gardner"
wrote:


"Hawke" wrote in message
...

Tom Gardner wrote in message
t...

if I ever visit the Untied States of America?

Don't ever visit here, don't call. don't write!

Why? It might be the only chance I get to see how a country with 100

million
paranoid, right wing, supposedly god fearing, shrub voting lunatics
operates.
--
Dave Baker



If you have seen how the irrational, backwards, religiously dogmatic,
fanatics who behead people for the most miniscule reasons in Iraq operate,
then you already know how the ones over hear operate too. So, if you have
seen how they operate in Iraq you already have a good idea what they are
like in the US. Hope that eliminates your need to see the same sort of
folks
who inhabit this country. No need to waste your time and money. They're
just
like the crazy Muslims except they're Christian.

Hawke



Yabut wasn't that you I saw at the beheadings last Friday night with your
date? Did you take her to dinner before or after the entertainment? Did
you get the discount tickets I sent you?


If a state is going to have the death penalty, surely it is more sensible to
recoup costs by selling tickets and also invite the media to get the message
across, rather than pay for a couple of decades of board, lodging and lawyers
fees before doing the deed?


Mark Rand
RTFM
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Congratulations, Dave. The Thought Police now have you square in their
cross hairs.
JR
Dweller in the cellar

Dave Baker wrote:
Images of this keep running through my mind. Dick Cheney and George Bush go
quail hunting together. One bird breaks from cover and flies between them at
head height. They both pivot, fire together as the bird goes between them
and blow each other's head off. At a stroke the world is a safer place.

The story has an even happier ending. They both miss the bird.

Like Morrissey am I now likely to get hauled in and questioned by the FBI if
I ever visit the Untied States of America? (no that wasn't a spelling
mistake)
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"JR North" wrote in message
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Congratulations, Dave. The Thought Police now have you square in their
cross hairs.
JR


Which is only right. Our enemies would have us wait for those dangerous
thoughts to coalesce into action.


Dweller in the cellar

Dave Baker wrote:
Images of this keep running through my mind. Dick Cheney and George Bush
go
quail hunting together. One bird breaks from cover and flies between them
at
head height. They both pivot, fire together as the bird goes between them
and blow each other's head off. At a stroke the world is a safer place.

The story has an even happier ending. They both miss the bird.

Like Morrissey am I now likely to get hauled in and questioned by the FBI
if
I ever visit the Untied States of America? (no that wasn't a spelling
mistake)
--
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www.pumaracing.co.uk


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If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes
Doubt yourself, and the real world will eat you alive
The world doesn't revolve around you, it revolves around me
No skeletons in the closet; just decomposing corpses
--------------------------------------------------------------
Dependence is Vulnerability:
--------------------------------------------------------------
"Open the Pod Bay Doors please, Hal"
"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.."



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Gary Pewitt wrote in message
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A better (much better) image; they turn and fire and blow -your- head
off. Welcome to the kill file asshole.


Wow. Killfiled by a shrub loving top poster. It must be my birthday.
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They're sensitive. Don't mention the word "slave", even in the
context of sexual kinkiness or GPIB data bus applications.. /mark
in Canada where we have our own serious problems ....

Dave Baker wrote:

Tony wrote in message
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Please keep your posts on alt.moron


"Dave Baker" Dave wrote in message
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Images of this keep running through my mind. Dick Cheney and George Bush


go

quail hunting together. One bird breaks from cover and flies between


them

at

head height. They both pivot, fire together as the bird goes between


them

and blow each other's head off. At a stroke the world is a safer place.

The story has an even happier ending. They both miss the bird.

Like Morrissey am I now likely to get hauled in and questioned by the


FBI

if

I ever visit the Untied States of America? (no that wasn't a spelling
mistake)



Please keep yours on alt.top-posting.moron.
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