Dear Friend of the Los Angeles Fire Department:

As you may be aware, a significant seismic event has occurred this
morning near the Central Coast of California, approximately 190
miles northwest of Los Angeles.

Though ground motion was felt across a great portion of our State, I
am pleased to report at this time that there is no, I repeat NO
reports of any loss of life, serious injury or significant
structural damage in the City of Los Angeles.

With our nation at a heightened state of alert due to concerns of
potential terrorism, we understand that many people are tense and
concerned. With that in mind, the men and women of the Los Angeles
Fire Department encourage you develop the peace of mind that comes
with being prepared for any foreseeable emergency.

We therefore now encourage you to visit the following website:

http://www.ready.gov

...as well as download and print the Lad's 40 page Emergency
Preparedness Handbook in PDF format:

http://www.lafd.org/ostrich.pdf

Though none of us can predict emergencies, awareness and
preparedness will always be essential. Please help us by doing your
part to be ready.

Respectfully Yours in Safety and Service,

Brian Humphrey
Firefighter/Paramedic
Public Information Officer
Los Angeles Fire Department

For more information, visit the LAFD website: http://www.lafd.org


'If you own a gun and have a swimming pool in the yard, the swimming
pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.'"
Steven Levitt, UOC prof.

That was no earthquake. That was God reading your last two posts.

Gunner wrote:


Dear Friend of the Los Angeles Fire Department:

As you may be aware, a significant seismic event has occurred this
morning near the Central Coast of California, approximately 190
miles northwest of Los Angeles.

Though ground motion was felt across a great portion of our State, I
am pleased to report at this time that there is no, I repeat NO
reports of any loss of life, serious injury or significant
structural damage in the City of Los Angeles.

With our nation at a heightened state of alert due to concerns of
potential terrorism, we understand that many people are tense and
concerned. With that in mind, the men and women of the Los Angeles
Fire Department encourage you develop the peace of mind that comes
with being prepared for any foreseeable emergency.

We therefore now encourage you to visit the following website:

http://www.ready.gov

...as well as download and print the Lad's 40 page Emergency
Preparedness Handbook in PDF format:

http://www.lafd.org/ostrich.pdf

Though none of us can predict emergencies, awareness and
preparedness will always be essential. Please help us by doing your
part to be ready.

Respectfully Yours in Safety and Service,

Brian Humphrey
Firefighter/Paramedic
Public Information Officer
Los Angeles Fire Department

For more information, visit the LAFD website: http://www.lafd.org



'If you own a gun and have a swimming pool in the yard, the swimming
pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.'"
Steven Levitt, UOC prof.

--
Glenn Ashmore

I'm building a 45' cutter in strip/composite. Watch my progress (or lack
there of) at: http://www.rutuonline.com
Shameless Commercial Division: http://www.spade-anchor-us.com

On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:12:54 -0500, Glenn Ashmore
wrote:

That was no earthquake. That was God reading your last two posts.

I always thought God had better aim than that.

Al Moore

On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 01:18:10 GMT, Alan Moore
wrote:

On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:12:54 -0500, Glenn Ashmore
wrote:

That was no earthquake. That was God reading your last two posts.

I always thought God had better aim than that.

Al Moore

He does. One would assume he crushed two Lefties today.

Gunner

'If you own a gun and have a swimming pool in the yard, the swimming
pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.'"
Steven Levitt, UOC prof.

On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 02:39:41 GMT, Gunner
wrote:

On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 01:18:10 GMT, Alan Moore
wrote:

On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:12:54 -0500, Glenn Ashmore
wrote:

That was no earthquake. That was God reading your last two posts.

I always thought God had better aim than that.

Al Moore

He does. One would assume he crushed two Lefties today.

In Paso Robles? Were there as many as two there? Wouldn't He have done
better to strike at San Francisco?

Al Moore

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:32:53 GMT, Alan Moore
wrote:

On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 02:39:41 GMT, Gunner
wrote:

On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 01:18:10 GMT, Alan Moore
wrote:

On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:12:54 -0500, Glenn Ashmore
wrote:

That was no earthquake. That was God reading your last two posts.

I always thought God had better aim than that.

Al Moore

He does. One would assume he crushed two Lefties today.

In Paso Robles? Were there as many as two there? Wouldn't He have done
better to strike at San Francisco?

Al Moore

See the humor impaired.

When such an individual in encountered, do not panic. Slowly walk
backwards away from the area. Do not look it directly in the eyes. Do
not make menacing moves. Report the incident ASAP to the Bozo Squad.


Gunner
BTW...Paso is NOT a hotbed of conservatism. Cal Poly, etc etc. Its 80
miles from my back door

'If you own a gun and have a swimming pool in the yard, the swimming
pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.'"
Steven Levitt, UOC prof.

In article , Alan Moore says...

I always thought God had better aim than that.

A priest and a lawyer were out playing golf.
The lawyer missed a put and said 'god damn it.'
The priest chastised him for taking the lord's
name in vain.

Then the lawyer drove a shot into the woods.
"**** hell jesus christ damn it" he exclaimed.

A bolt of lightning flashed from above and
incinerated the priest in a puff of smoke.
A voice boomed from above:

fx, echo

****, MISSED AGAIN!

Jim

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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:12:54 -0500, Glenn Ashmore
wrote:

That was no earthquake. That was God reading your last two posts.


If it had been God(s) there would have been a massive die off of
Liberals and Leftists.

Btw..someone emailed me this quote..rather liked it


"A liberal is someone who would not take his own side in a fight."
Willmoore Kendall



Gunner wrote:


Dear Friend of the Los Angeles Fire Department:

As you may be aware, a significant seismic event has occurred this
morning near the Central Coast of California, approximately 190
miles northwest of Los Angeles.

Though ground motion was felt across a great portion of our State, I
am pleased to report at this time that there is no, I repeat NO
reports of any loss of life, serious injury or significant
structural damage in the City of Los Angeles.

With our nation at a heightened state of alert due to concerns of
potential terrorism, we understand that many people are tense and
concerned. With that in mind, the men and women of the Los Angeles
Fire Department encourage you develop the peace of mind that comes
with being prepared for any foreseeable emergency.

We therefore now encourage you to visit the following website:

http://www.ready.gov

...as well as download and print the Lad's 40 page Emergency
Preparedness Handbook in PDF format:

http://www.lafd.org/ostrich.pdf

Though none of us can predict emergencies, awareness and
preparedness will always be essential. Please help us by doing your
part to be ready.

Respectfully Yours in Safety and Service,

Brian Humphrey
Firefighter/Paramedic
Public Information Officer
Los Angeles Fire Department

For more information, visit the LAFD website: http://www.lafd.org



'If you own a gun and have a swimming pool in the yard, the swimming
pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.'"
Steven Levitt, UOC prof.

'If you own a gun and have a swimming pool in the yard, the swimming
pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.'"
Steven Levitt, UOC prof.

"Gunner" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:12:54 -0500, Glenn Ashmore
wrote:
"A liberal is someone who would not take his own side in a fight."
Willmoore Kendall



Another good one:

A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy.
Benjamin Disraeli


--
John R. Carroll
Machining Solution Software, Inc.
Los Angeles San Francisco
Portland
www.machiningsolution.com

On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 02:18:39 GMT, "J. R. Carroll"
wrote:


"Gunner" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:12:54 -0500, Glenn Ashmore
wrote:
"A liberal is someone who would not take his own side in a fight."
Willmoore Kendall



Another good one:

A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy.
Benjamin Disraeli

Liberal: a power worshiper without power.
- George Orwell
'If you own a gun and have a swimming pool in the yard, the swimming
pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.'"
Steven Levitt, UOC prof.

" "Gunner" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:12:54 -0500, Glenn Ashmore
wrote:
"A liberal is someone who would not take his own side in a fight."
Willmoore Kendall



Another good one:

A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy.
Benjamin Disraeli

Liberal: a power worshiper without power.
- George Orwell

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother
when in doubt.
Woodrow Wilson


--
John R. Carroll
Machining Solution Software, Inc.
Los Angeles San Francisco
Portland
www.machiningsolution.com

J. R. Carroll wrote:
"Gunner" wrote in message
...

On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:12:54 -0500, Glenn Ashmore
wrote:
"A liberal is someone who would not take his own side in a fight."
Willmoore Kendall




Another good one:

A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy.
Benjamin Disraeli

The key word here is ORGANIZED. Nobody ever accused the Democrats of
being organized.

--
Glenn Ashmore

I'm building a 45' cutter in strip/composite. Watch my progress (or lack
there of) at: http://www.rutuonline.com
Shameless Commercial Division: http://www.spade-anchor-us.com

"J. R. Carroll" wrote in message
...

"Gunner" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:12:54 -0500, Glenn Ashmore
wrote:
"A liberal is someone who would not take his own side in a fight."
Willmoore Kendall



Another good one:

A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy.
Benjamin Disraeli


--
John R. Carroll


Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir,
that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli
replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles
or your mistress."