I had a smith' come to install some deadbolts on a new construction
house I was building.
The dork could barely speak in a complete sentence so I sent him on
his way.
I called another firm and they sent some guy who smelled really bad
and kept scratching his balls for some odd reason.
I sent him on his way as well.
So now I have number 3 and he looks good but is obviously mentally
retarded, no offense intended but he was.
I let him do the job and the end result is nothing works.
Locksets are upside down, master keys half work with jiggling and he
is gone.

So what is it with this trade?

Has Foley Belsaw found a way to capture every single retard and con
him into locksmithing?

It reminds me of Linux which is another joke of the decade.

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"Genny LeKornski" wrote in message
om...
I had a smith' come to install some deadbolts on a new construction
house I was building.
The dork could barely speak in a complete sentence so I sent him on
his way.
I called another firm and they sent some guy who smelled really bad
and kept scratching his balls for some odd reason.
I sent him on his way as well.
So now I have number 3 and he looks good but is obviously mentally
retarded, no offense intended but he was.
I let him do the job and the end result is nothing works.
Locksets are upside down, master keys half work with jiggling and he
is gone.

So what is it with this trade?

Has Foley Belsaw found a way to capture every single retard and con
him into locksmithing?

It reminds me of Linux which is another joke of the decade.

Genny LeKornski wrote:
I had a smith' come to install some deadbolts on a new construction
house I was building.
The dork could barely speak in a complete sentence so I sent him on
his way.
I called another firm and they sent some guy who smelled really bad
and kept scratching his balls for some odd reason.
I sent him on his way as well.
So now I have number 3 and he looks good but is obviously mentally
retarded, no offense intended but he was.
I let him do the job and the end result is nothing works.
Locksets are upside down, master keys half work with jiggling and he
is gone.

So what is it with this trade?

Has Foley Belsaw found a way to capture every single retard and con
him into locksmithing?

It reminds me of Linux which is another joke of the decade.
Hi,
What about yourself? What is such a big deal to install deadbolt on a
door? Linux? What's wrong with it? I am typing using Linux OS.
Tony

Troll, given where he posted to. Don't waste time replying.
(I'd set followups to alt.dev.null, but my server doesn't permit that.)

Probably your side of town .

Genny LeKornski wrote:

I had a smith' come to install some deadbolts on a new construction
house I was building.
The dork could barely speak in a complete sentence so I sent him on
his way.
I called another firm and they sent some guy who smelled really bad
and kept scratching his balls for some odd reason.
I sent him on his way as well.
So now I have number 3 and he looks good but is obviously mentally
retarded, no offense intended but he was.
I let him do the job and the end result is nothing works.
Locksets are upside down, master keys half work with jiggling and he
is gone.

So what is it with this trade?

You should have gone with the guy who was scratching his balls.

Has Foley Belsaw found a way to capture every single retard and con
him into locksmithing?

It reminds me of Linux which is another joke of the decade.

Your track record is to select something that looks good but is brain
dead. Tell us why we should trust your judgment?

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Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

On 15 Mar 2005 19:00:06 -0800, (Genny LeKornski)
wrote:

I called another firm and they sent some guy who smelled really bad
and kept scratching his balls for some odd reason.
..
Has Foley Belsaw found a way to capture every single retard and con
him into locksmithing?

Nah, they only get the ones that scratch their balls on the outside of
their pants. Inside-the-pants scratchers are snapped-up by the food
services industry.

Sounds like your judgement sucks or maybe you should enter the trade
and make a killing.

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Tony Hwang wrote:

What about yourself? What is such a big deal to install deadbolt on a
door? Linux? What's wrong with it? I am typing using Linux OS.

It appears as if you're a liar. You're not "typing using Linux OS":

User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:1.8a6)
Gecko/20050111

Embarrasing, ain't it?

Greetings,
Johannes

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My GPG key id is 0xCC727E2E (dated 2004-11-03). You can get it from
wwwkeys.pgp.net or random.sks.keyserver.penguin.de.
Also: Messages from "Comcast Online" are ALWAYS forged.
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Johannes Bauer writes:
It appears as if you're a liar. You're not "typing using Linux OS":
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:1.8a6)
Gecko/20050111

Embarrasing, ain't it?
unless of course he is using WINE or some windows emulator
(which would be silly, since mozilla runs directly... but i digress)

or using linux to vnc to a windows machine and wasn't thinking.

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Why call a locksmith just to install some deadbolts?


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"Johannes Bauer" wrote in message
...
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Hash: SHA1

Tony Hwang wrote:

What about yourself? What is such a big deal to install deadbolt
on a
door? Linux? What's wrong with it? I am typing using Linux OS.

It appears as if you're a liar. You're not "typing using Linux
OS":

User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US;
rv:1.8a6)
Gecko/20050111

Embarrasing, ain't it?

Greetings,
Johannes

- --
PLEASE verify my signature. Some forging troll is claiming to be
me.
My GPG key id is 0xCC727E2E (dated 2004-11-03). You can get it
from
wwwkeys.pgp.net or random.sks.keyserver.penguin.de.
Also: Messages from "Comcast Online" are ALWAYS forged.
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Version: GnuPG v1.2.6 (GNU/Linux)
Comment: Using GnuPG with Thunderbird -
http://enigmail.mozdev.org

iD8DBQFCOHoRCseFG8xyfi4RAmTHAJsGBt4Cc0VxROtBOhioNU J8Od5UwwCgkuCL
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Genny,

Your just lucky I guess. Are you trying to find the cheapest? You get what
you pay for.

Bob

"Genny LeKornski" wrote in message
om...
I had a smith' come to install some deadbolts on a new construction
house I was building.
The dork could barely speak in a complete sentence so I sent him on
his way.
I called another firm and they sent some guy who smelled really bad
and kept scratching his balls for some odd reason.
I sent him on his way as well.
So now I have number 3 and he looks good but is obviously mentally
retarded, no offense intended but he was.
I let him do the job and the end result is nothing works.
Locksets are upside down, master keys half work with jiggling and he
is gone.

So what is it with this trade?

Has Foley Belsaw found a way to capture every single retard and con
him into locksmithing?

It reminds me of Linux which is another joke of the decade.

Genny LeKornski posted for all of us....

I had a smith' come to install some deadbolts on a new construction
house I was building.
The dork could barely speak in a complete sentence so I sent him on
his way.
I called another firm and they sent some guy who smelled really bad
and kept scratching his balls for some odd reason.
I sent him on his way as well.
So now I have number 3 and he looks good but is obviously mentally
retarded, no offense intended but he was.
I let him do the job and the end result is nothing works.
Locksets are upside down, master keys half work with jiggling and he
is gone.

So what is it with this trade?

Has Foley Belsaw found a way to capture every single retard and con
him into locksmithing?

It reminds me of Linux which is another joke of the decade.

Well, Stumped Moron claims to be one; but busts jams when he can't pick the
lock and bilks drunk women. Hacks at HVAC during "off" times.
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"Lawrence Wasserman" wrote in message
...
Why call a locksmith just to install some deadbolts?



I have several customers that won't even change a light bulb, much less
install a deadbolt lock. They don't have the ability...

In article ,
HeatMan wrote:

"Lawrence Wasserman" wrote in message
...
Why call a locksmith just to install some deadbolts?



I have several customers that won't even change a light bulb, much less
install a deadbolt lock. They don't have the ability...





I hear that, but the OP claimed to be building some houses IIRC.


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"HeatMan" wrote in message
.. .

"Lawrence Wasserman" wrote in
message
...
Why call a locksmith just to install some deadbolts?



I have several customers that won't even change a light bulb,
much less
install a deadbolt lock. They don't have the ability...


Or they have enough money that they have to be bothered to do it
themselves?

"1411" wrote in message
news:Vel_d.72124$Tt.26676@fed1read05...

"HeatMan" wrote in message
.. .

"Lawrence Wasserman" wrote in
message
...
Why call a locksmith just to install some deadbolts?



I have several customers that won't even change a light bulb,
much less
install a deadbolt lock. They don't have the ability...


Or they have enough money that they have to be bothered to do it
themselves?


Nah, some of these people I'm talking about really don't have a clue.