I just called Lennox, and pointed out to them that their entire line of
HVAC systems are complete crap, their brochures are full of lies, and
the entire company should be jailed. I also mentioned that whatever
jail they end up in should be climate controlled by a Lennox.

The International VP of Engineering, Mark somebody, agreed with me. He
is going to ensure that all of their brochures are updated with the
truth, and is also going to recall any that are already out there.
Consumers will be paid $750 to turn in the old, untrue brocures in
exchange for a new one. Also, Lennox is going to fund construction of a
new jail facility, and on completion all past, present and future
employees of Lennox will be rounded up and placed inside.

Oh, I forgot my proof:

10 REM Who the hell really uses basic anymore? ****, did I die and wake
up in 1985?
20 LET X = "LENNOX SUCKS"
30 X = X * INFINITY
40 PRINT X
50 GOTO 20

There.

Matt wrote:

10 REM Who the hell really uses basic anymore?

20?"ASHRAE, in the new ASHRAE-55 2004 comfort standard."

Nick

That would explain it.

"Matt" wrote

Consumers will be paid $750 to turn in the old, untrue brocures in
exchange for a new one.

Don't hold your breath......

"Matt" wrote in message
ups.com...
Oh, I forgot my proof:

10 REM Who the hell really uses basic anymore? ****, did I die and wake
up in 1985?
20 LET X = "LENNOX SUCKS"
30 X = X * INFINITY
40 PRINT X
50 GOTO 20

There.


Someone still remembers Darmouth Basic......I think this program will wear
out your printer...hehehe...Ross

Matt wrote:
Oh, I forgot my proof:

10 REM Who the hell really uses basic anymore? ****, did I die and wake
up in 1985?
20 LET X = "LENNOX SUCKS"
30 X = X * INFINITY
40 PRINT X
50 GOTO 20

There.


SYNTAX ERROR

10 LET X$ = "WHO SUCKS?"
20 PRINT X$;
30 PRINT " "
40 END


RUN

WHO SUCKS?