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I went to the hardware store today and bought a screw. This is the
first time I ever did anything like this. Now that I got this screw,
how do I screw it?

Jim

Hi Jimmy.
How is the fifth grade going? I see they let you use the computers in
school. Fun isn't it. Soon you will be old enough to masturbate and can do
that instead of playing on the computer.

You make a good case for a moderated group.

1. Take the pointed end of screw and place it at the middle of the
forehead.
2. Take cordless screwdriver and place bit into chuck.
3. Place bit along with cordless screwdriver into holes on screw set to
forehead.
4. Turn drill on high speed
5. Watch air coming out of forehead
6. Drill screw all the way in to forehead to plug air leak

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I went to the hardware store today and bought a screw. This is the
first time I ever did anything like this. Now that I got this screw,
how do I screw it?

Jim

050128 2136 - posted:

I went to the hardware store today and bought a screw. This is the
first time I ever did anything like this. Now that I got this screw,
how do I screw it?

Jim

Is it a right or left handed thread???

its metric

randy
Is it a right or left handed thread???

Hit it with a hammer.

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I went to the hardware store today and bought a screw. This is the
first time I ever did anything like this. Now that I got this screw,
how do I screw it?

Jim

with a spinning rotation

"Alan" wrote in message
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Hit it with a hammer.

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I went to the hardware store today and bought a screw. This is the
first time I ever did anything like this. Now that I got this screw,
how do I screw it?

Jim

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I went to the hardware store today and bought a screw. This is the
first time I ever did anything like this. Now that I got this screw,
how do I screw it?

Start by drilling a pilot hole in your skull...