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Worried that you have to wait for your vaccine? Not in one of the
preferred groups? Don't want to wait in line! We have the solution.

Sure, it's very difficult to develop a vaccine, and no one could be
smarter than the scientists who do it, but now that they have learned
how, YOU can make vaccine yourself, at home, using simple materials.

For only $30, Vaccines-For-You will send you instructions how to make
enough vaccine for yourself and your family, two doses for up to 10
people, and a biologic culture to get you started.

Using only products you likely have at home or can buy cheaply, like
distilled water, flour, whole kernel corn, and tincture of iodine, with
our biologic culture grown from a sample bought from the same Moderna
laboratory that makes the vaccine everyone else wants.

No agar-agar needed. Just use your current dessert bowl, salad or soup
bowl, as long as it's made of glass or unchipped glazed china. Takes
15 minutes to mix, stir thorougly, add the culture, stir again, and wait
72 hours.

Syringes and needles included. No prescription necessary.

Shipped 7 days a week within 24 hours of receiving your order.

Yes, this costs more than the free public vaccination, but only 3 days
waiting upon receipt. No more frazzled nerves or fear of leaving your
home.

Endorsed by Arthur Godfrey.

Not for use except for family and friends of original purchaser.
Non-family members must sign notarized statement certifying that they
have been friends of the original purchaser for more than 6 months. If
you wish to vaccinate strangers, you must buy a Vaccines-For-You
license. For only $500, you can be the hero of your town. Extra
syringes and needles included.

NO returns. Offer is not transferrable. Vaccine is only 95% effective.
We accept no liability if you get sick anyhow.

California residents should read the relevant California environmental
regulations.


(If you have more than 10 family and friends, additional kits are just
$20, plus enclose $8 for shipping and handling.)

Vaccines-For-You. POBox 1776, Boise, Idaho 81532
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On 2/8/21 2:15 PM, Vaccines-For You wrote:
Worried that you have to wait for your vaccine? Not in one of the
preferred groups? Don't want to wait in line! We have the solution.

Sure, it's very difficult to develop a vaccine, and no one could be
smarter than the scientists who do it, but now that they have learned
how, YOU can make vaccine yourself, at home, using simple materials.

For only $30, Vaccines-For-You will send you instructions how to make
enough vaccine for yourself and your family, two doses for up to 10
people, and a biologic culture to get you started.

Using only products you likely have at home or can buy cheaply, like
distilled water, flour, whole kernel corn, and tincture of iodine, with
our biologic culture grown from a sample bought from the same Moderna
laboratory that makes the vaccine everyone else wants.

No agar-agar needed. Just use your current dessert bowl, salad or soup
bowl, as long as it's made of glass or unchipped glazed china. Takes
15 minutes to mix, stir thorougly, add the culture, stir again, and wait
72 hours.

Syringes and needles included. No prescription necessary.

Shipped 7 days a week within 24 hours of receiving your order.

Yes, this costs more than the free public vaccination, but only 3 days
waiting upon receipt. No more frazzled nerves or fear of leaving your
home.

Endorsed by Arthur Godfrey.

Not for use except for family and friends of original purchaser.
Non-family members must sign notarized statement certifying that they
have been friends of the original purchaser for more than 6 months. If
you wish to vaccinate strangers, you must buy a Vaccines-For-You
license. For only $500, you can be the hero of your town. Extra
syringes and needles included.

NO returns. Offer is not transferrable. Vaccine is only 95% effective.
We accept no liability if you get sick anyhow.

California residents should read the relevant California environmental
regulations.


(If you have more than 10 family and friends, additional kits are just
$20, plus enclose $8 for shipping and handling.)

Vaccines-For-You. POBox 1776, Boise, Idaho 81532

I sent sent extra for faster $hipping; please FedEx Priority Overnight
to me.

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On 2/8/21 2:15 PM, Vaccines-For You wrote:
Worried that you have to wait for your vaccine? Not in one of the
preferred groups? Don't want to wait in line! We have the solution.

Sure, it's very difficult to develop a vaccine, and no one could be
smarter than the scientists who do it, but now that they have learned
how, YOU can make vaccine yourself, at home, using simple materials.

For only $30, Vaccines-For-You will send you instructions how to make
enough vaccine for yourself and your family, two doses for up to 10
people, and a biologic culture to get you started.

Using only products you likely have at home or can buy cheaply, like
distilled water, flour, whole kernel corn, and tincture of iodine, with
our biologic culture grown from a sample bought from the same Moderna
laboratory that makes the vaccine everyone else wants.

No agar-agar needed. Just use your current dessert bowl, salad or soup
bowl, as long as it's made of glass or unchipped glazed china. Takes
15 minutes to mix, stir thorougly, add the culture, stir again, and wait
72 hours.

Syringes and needles included. No prescription necessary.

Shipped 7 days a week within 24 hours of receiving your order.

Yes, this costs more than the free public vaccination, but only 3 days
waiting upon receipt. No more frazzled nerves or fear of leaving your
home.

Endorsed by Arthur Godfrey.

Not for use except for family and friends of original purchaser.
Non-family members must sign notarized statement certifying that they
have been friends of the original purchaser for more than 6 months. If
you wish to vaccinate strangers, you must buy a Vaccines-For-You
license. For only $500, you can be the hero of your town. Extra
syringes and needles included.

NO returns. Offer is not transferrable. Vaccine is only 95% effective.
We accept no liability if you get sick anyhow.

California residents should read the relevant California environmental
regulations.


(If you have more than 10 family and friends, additional kits are just
$20, plus enclose $8 for shipping and handling.)

Vaccines-For-You. POBox 1776, Boise, Idaho 81532


I heard these people also sell the fixings for Bath Tub gin.

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In alt.home.repair, on Mon, 8 Feb 2021 14:28:58 -0500, Wade Garrett
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On 2/8/21 2:15 PM, Vaccines-For You wrote:
Worried that you have to wait for your vaccine? Not in one of the
preferred groups? Don't want to wait in line! We have the solution.

Sure, it's very difficult to develop a vaccine, and no one could be
smarter than the scientists who do it, but now that they have learned
how, YOU can make vaccine yourself, at home, using simple materials.

For only $30, Vaccines-For-You will send you instructions how to make
enough vaccine for yourself and your family, two doses for up to 10
people, and a biologic culture to get you started.

Using only products you likely have at home or can buy cheaply, like
distilled water, flour, whole kernel corn, and tincture of iodine, with
our biologic culture grown from a sample bought from the same Moderna
laboratory that makes the vaccine everyone else wants.

No agar-agar needed. Just use your current dessert bowl, salad or soup
bowl, as long as it's made of glass or unchipped glazed china. Takes
15 minutes to mix, stir thorougly, add the culture, stir again, and wait
72 hours.

Syringes and needles included. No prescription necessary.

Shipped 7 days a week within 24 hours of receiving your order.

Yes, this costs more than the free public vaccination, but only 3 days
waiting upon receipt. No more frazzled nerves or fear of leaving your
home.

Endorsed by Arthur Godfrey.

Not for use except for family and friends of original purchaser.
Non-family members must sign notarized statement certifying that they
have been friends of the original purchaser for more than 6 months. If
you wish to vaccinate strangers, you must buy a Vaccines-For-You
license. For only $500, you can be the hero of your town. Extra
syringes and needles included.

NO returns. Offer is not transferrable. Vaccine is only 95% effective.
We accept no liability if you get sick anyhow.

California residents should read the relevant California environmental
regulations.


(If you have more than 10 family and friends, additional kits are just
$20, plus enclose $8 for shipping and handling.)

Vaccines-For-You. POBox 1776, Boise, Idaho 81532

I sent sent extra for faster $hipping; please FedEx Priority Overnight
to me.


We have your order in hand. We note the extra postage. It will be
shipped Overnight by 10AM, 2/9/21 and your should receive it at or
before 10AM, Feb 10. We cannot promise Fedex but it will be Overnight.

Use it in good health.

Note the change in instructions: You must add 45 grams of
nitrocellulomanganofluoroformate. It should be easily available. If
not, let us know and we will gladly send 45 grams for the small
additional charge of $89 plus $8 S&H.

Your friends at Vaccines-For-You

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