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Jesus was a ****ing long haired hippy on drugs. He was nailed to a cross
because he was selling drugs and practicing homosexuality. He was killed
over 2000 years ago. Why are you celebrating his birthday, AKA
"Christmas".

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Jesus was a ****ing long haired hippy on drugs. He was nailed to a cross
because he was selling drugs and practicing homosexuality. He was killed
over 2000 years ago. Why are you celebrating his birthday, AKA
"Christmas".


Exactly for the reasons you cite. Because he was a drug-selling
hippie queer.

Although the evidence for your claims would be interesting to see.
Is there an "Epistle to the San Franciscans" that was redacted from the
Bible?

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On 11/24/2017 10:05 PM, wrote:
Jesus was a ****ing long haired hippy on drugs. He was nailed to a cross
because he was selling drugs and practicing homosexuality. He was killed
over 2000 years ago. Why are you celebrating his birthday, AKA
"Christmas".


Just to annoy you. Seems to be working.



Merry Christmas! ヽ(ヅ)ノ

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On 11/25/2017 8:29 AM, wrote:
On Sat, 25 Nov 2017 09:01:42 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 11/24/2017 10:05 PM,
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Jesus was a ****ing long haired hippy on drugs. He was nailed to a cross
because he was selling drugs and practicing homosexuality. He was killed
over 2000 years ago. Why are you celebrating his birthday, AKA
"Christmas".


Just to annoy you. Seems to be working.


Just think, the entire next month we have to listen to ****ing sickening
Christmas music on every radio station, and listen to that same crap in
every store, and every damn tv show is about Christmas.


Don't turn on the radio, and wear ear plugs if you think you may hear
something that offends you.


Not to mention all the commercialism, the fact that stores removed half
their useful items and filled those shelves with money wasting christmas
decorations and other holiday crap.


Is someone forcing you to shop in a brick and mortar store?

And think about all the wasted energy powering all the stupid christmas
lights everywhere.


OMG! Someone is forcing you to LIVE and look at stuff you don't like!
Call the cops!

All of this because some long dead homosexual hippy drug addict is
supposedly having a birthday. (Like I give a flying **** about his
birthday).


Jeolous?

If that's not annoying, I dont know what is....


Poor baby.

Worse yet, every goddamn year we have to go thru this same horror for a
month or more, whether we want it or not.


Gee. You can ignore it all if you want to.

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On 11/25/2017 10:09 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, November 25, 2017 at 8:32:04 AM UTC-6, wrote:
On Sat, 25 Nov 2017 09:01:42 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 11/24/2017 10:05 PM, wrote:
Jesus was a ****ing long haired hippy on drugs. He was nailed to a cross
because he was selling drugs and practicing homosexuality. He was killed
over 2000 years ago. Why are you celebrating his birthday, AKA
"Christmas".

Just to annoy you. Seems to be working.


Just think, the entire next month we have to listen to ****ing sickening
Christmas music on every radio station, and listen to that same crap in
every store, and every damn tv show is about Christmas.
Not to mention all the commercialism, the fact that stores removed half
their useful items and filled those shelves with money wasting christmas
decorations and other holiday crap.

And think about all the wasted energy powering all the stupid christmas
lights everywhere.

All of this because some long dead homosexual hippy drug addict is
supposedly having a birthday. (Like I give a flying **** about his
birthday).

If that's not annoying, I dont know what is....

Worse yet, every goddamn year we have to go thru this same horror for a
month or more, whether we want it or not.



Have you considered suicide or moving to a Muslim country? ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Santa Monster


No.. no... he needs to learn some life skills, like, avoiding things he
doesn't like vs. complaining about them.

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Don't turn on the radio, and wear ear plugs if you think you may hear
something that offends you.


My Kindle Fire loaded up with Saga's albums works for me...
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If that's not annoying, I dont know what is....


Mostly "you"!

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On 11/26/2017 2:17 PM, rbowman wrote:
On 11/26/2017 10:25 AM, Muggles wrote:
Don't turn on the radio, and wear ear plugs if you think you may hear
something that offends you.


My Kindle Fire loaded up with Saga's albums works for me...


I had an ipod mimi loaded with songs, and my husband has a regular size
ipod loaded with thousands of songs. If I don't want music, I don't
play it. If I hear music in a store and don't like the song that's
playing, eventually the song will end and something else will play that
I might like better. I'm flexible like that.

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Jesus was a ****ing long haired hippy on drugs. He was nailed to a cross
because he was selling drugs and practicing homosexuality. He was killed
over 2000 years ago. Why are you celebrating his birthday, AKA
"Christmas".


Move to Saudi Arabia. Better yet, make it Yemen.

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On Sunday, November 26, 2017 at 2:56:21 PM UTC-6, Muggles wrote:
On 11/26/2017 2:17 PM, rbowman wrote:
On 11/26/2017 10:25 AM, Muggles wrote:
Don't turn on the radio, and wear ear plugs if you think you may hear
something that offends you.


My Kindle Fire loaded up with Saga's albums works for me...


I had an ipod mimi loaded with songs, and my husband has a regular size
ipod loaded with thousands of songs. If I don't want music, I don't
play it. If I hear music in a store and don't like the song that's
playing, eventually the song will end and something else will play that
I might like better. I'm flexible like that.
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I usually have the local news/talk station streaming while I'm sitting in front of my computer but I can be sitting in complete silence with the only sounds breaking the silence being the cooling fan in the computer or someone talking in the hallway. I will suddenly realize there is no noise and click back on the radio station. It also happens to me when I'm reading. I suppose it's because I spent a lot of time in libraries when I was a kid.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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On 11/26/2017 01:56 PM, Muggles wrote:
If I hear music in a store and don't like the song that's
playing, eventually the song will end and something else will play that
I might like better. I'm flexible like that.


This time of the year the probability that the next song is going to be
any better is slim. They never play the only Christmas song I like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

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Â*If I hear music in a store and don't like the song that's
playing, eventually the song will end and something else will play that
I might like better.Â* I'm flexible like that.


This time of the year the probability that the next song is going to be
any better is slim. They never play the only Christmas song I like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8


I guess that's what ipods are for.

Here is a favorite of mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwp8nvzXVVA

I heard it playing in a store and thought it was just beautiful.

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On 11/26/2017 5:56 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Sunday, November 26, 2017 at 2:56:21 PM UTC-6, Muggles wrote:
On 11/26/2017 2:17 PM, rbowman wrote:
On 11/26/2017 10:25 AM, Muggles wrote:
Don't turn on the radio, and wear ear plugs if you think you may hear
something that offends you.

My Kindle Fire loaded up with Saga's albums works for me...


I had an ipod mimi loaded with songs, and my husband has a regular size
ipod loaded with thousands of songs. If I don't want music, I don't
play it. If I hear music in a store and don't like the song that's
playing, eventually the song will end and something else will play that
I might like better. I'm flexible like that.


I usually have the local news/talk station streaming while I'm sitting in front of my computer but I can be sitting in complete silence with the only sounds breaking the silence being the cooling fan in the computer or someone talking in the hallway. I will suddenly realize there is no noise and click back on the radio station. It also happens to me when I'm reading. I suppose it's because I spent a lot of time in libraries when I was a kid.¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Things get quiet like that more easily for me when I take out my hearing
aids!

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On 11/26/2017 10:02 PM, Muggles wrote:
Here is a favorite of mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwp8nvzXVVA

I heard it playing in a store and thought it was just beautiful.


I've always liked that one. It's actually 'Ellens dritter Gesang' from
Schubert's Opus 52 that was based on Sir Walter Scott's 'Lady of the
Lake'. The poem does start out with 'Ave Maria' but that's where the
similarity ends. To make the prayer fit requires repeating phrases.

Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum.
Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesus.

Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus Nunc et in hora
mortis nostrae.

or

Hsail Mary, full of grace, the Lord be with you.
Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our
death.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=570GMKGryIk

That's the Bach/Gounod version the Gounod based on a Bach piece from
'The Well Tempered Clavier'.

Anyway, it's not a Christmas song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odihck81MZA

That's a Christmas song, although you don't often hear it in Gaeilge.
I'm more familiar with 'Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht'.

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On 11/26/2017 11:50 PM, rbowman wrote:
On 11/26/2017 10:02 PM, Muggles wrote:
Here is a favorite of mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwp8nvzXVVA

I heard it playing in a store and thought it was just beautiful.


I've always liked that one. It's actually 'Ellens dritter Gesang' from
Schubert's Opus 52 that was based on Sir Walter Scott's 'Lady of the
Lake'. The poem does start out with 'Ave Maria' but that's where the
similarity ends. To make the prayer fit requires repeating phrases.

Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum.
Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesus.

Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus Nunc et in hora
mortis nostrae.

or

Hsail Mary, full of grace, the Lord be with you.
Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our
death.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=570GMKGryIk

That's the Bach/Gounod version the Gounod based on a Bach piece from
'The Well Tempered Clavier'.

Anyway, it's not a Christmas song.


The first time I heard it the song was playing on the speaker in the
store at Christmas because it was on a Christmas CD they were selling at
the time. I always think of this piece at Christmas. I liked Placido
Domingo as a tenor, but he is on the lower range of tenor, almost a
baritone. When the key changed and Michael Bolton sang, I liked his
tenor voice much better. It was more a true tenor for me, anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odihck81MZA

That's a Christmas song, although you don't often hear it in Gaeilge.
I'm more familiar with 'Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht'.


Love 'Silent Night' in any language, except German.

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On 11/27/2017 10:01 AM, Muggles wrote:
Love 'Silent Night' in any language, except German.


Considering it was written by Mohr and Gruber in Österreich (Austria),
in other words you like it in any mongrel language other than the
original

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Love 'Silent Night' in any language, except German.


Considering it was written by Mohr and Gruber in ÖsterreichÂ* (Austria),
in other words you like it in any mongrel language other than the
original


yep pretty much! haha I don't like the German language ... how it
sounds. It doesn't matter that I have German blood in me, either! Other
languages aren't so harsh sounding to my ears.

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yep pretty much! haha I don't like the German language ... how it
sounds. It doesn't matter that I have German blood in me, either! Other
languages aren't so harsh sounding to my ears.

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The only German word I know, is the word "****". I like that word, and
it's not harsh sounding.....



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Jeremiah 10:3-5 proves it's non-sense and a slap and spit in Jesus' face. But,
tradition and peer pressure are the 2 wrongs that make evil right...according
to the deceived illiterate, whom don't read and only follow the other lemmings
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Jesus was a ****ing long haired hippy on drugs. He was nailed to a cross
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On 12/02/2017 10:34 AM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/2/2017 5:48 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
On Friday, December 1, 2017 at 5:40:30 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 12/1/2017 3:45 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 27 Nov 2017 23:10:40 -0600, Muggles
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yep pretty much! haha I don't like the German language ... how it
sounds. It doesn't matter that I have German blood in me, either! Other
languages aren't so harsh sounding to my ears.

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The only German word I know, is the word "****". I like that word, and
it's not harsh sounding.....


The German word would be Scheiße.


No, that's "****". I believe the word you're looking for is "ficken".

Cindy Hamilton


hmm I used Google translate to give me the Scheiße translation. Maybe,
there are multiple German words for the same English word.


don't go to Germany and try to use Google Translate. Scheiße is ****,
pure and simple. The problem is '****' in English is protean.

'****!' in English is more likely to be Scheiße.
'I'd like to **** that bimbo!' would use the verb ficken.
''**** you!' you might be 'Leck mich im Arsch!' depending on the region.
That would back translate to 'Kiss my ass!'

Mozart wrote a canon titled 'Leck mich im Arsch!' and the phrase goes
back to Götz von Berlichingen or at least von Goethe's play about him.

The story is von Berlichingen's castle was under siege by the Imperial
army and when the captain of the army demanded his surrender he said
something like 'I have all respect for the Imperial Majesty but you can
kiss my ass."

There was a Götz von Berlichingen Waffen-SS division that was
colloquially known as the LMAs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08JAevwfck

Rammstein using the verb correctly in 'Ich will ficken'




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On 12/02/2017 10:34 AM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/2/2017 5:48 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
On Friday, December 1, 2017 at 5:40:30 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 12/1/2017 3:45 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 27 Nov 2017 23:10:40 -0600, Muggles
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yepÂ* pretty much! hahaÂ*Â* I don't like the German language ... how it
sounds.Â* It doesn't matter that I have German blood in me, either!
Other
languages aren't so harsh sounding to my ears.

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The only German word I know, is the word "****". I like that word, and
it's not harsh sounding.....


The German word would be Scheiße.

No, that's "****".Â* I believe the word you're looking for is "ficken".

Cindy Hamilton


hmmÂ* I used Google translate to give me the Scheiße translation.Â* Maybe,
there are multiple German words for the same English word.


don't go to Germany and try to use Google Translate. Scheiße is ****,
pure and simple.Â* The problem is '****' in English is protean.

'****!' in English is more likely to be Scheiße.
'I'd like to **** that bimbo!'Â* would use the verb ficken.
''**** you!' you might be 'Leck mich im Arsch!' depending on the region.
That would back translate to 'Kiss my ass!'

Mozart wrote a canon titled 'Leck mich im Arsch!' and the phrase goes
back to Götz von Berlichingen or at least von Goethe's play about him.

The story is von Berlichingen's castle was under siege by the Imperial
army and when the captain of the army demanded his surrender he said
something like 'I have all respect for the Imperial Majesty but you can
kiss my ass."

There was a Götz von Berlichingen Waffen-SS division that was
colloquially known as the LMAs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08JAevwfck

Rammstein using the verb correctly in 'Ich will ficken'





smile That's probably more than I will ever need to know about the
translation for the "F" word! LOL

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smile That's probably more than I will ever need to know about the
translation for the "F" word! LOL


Jawohl!
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