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I see these *Jesus Saves* signs out churches.
Who or what is he supposed to save or does it just mean that he is a
very good goalkeeper? :-)
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On 20/11/2017 10:33, Bod wrote:
I see these *Jesus Saves* signs outside churches.
Who or what is he supposed to save or does it just mean that he is a
very good goalkeeper?Â* :-)


I mock, but it's actually a serious question that I'd like to know.

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On 20/11/2017 10:33, Bod wrote:
I see these *Jesus Saves* signs outside churches.
Who or what is he supposed to save or does it just mean that he is a very
good goalkeeper? :-)


I mock, but it's actually a serious question that I'd like to know.


Then ask in an appropriate group. Or call your local Watchtower Society and
ask them to send over a pair of reps. Or DAGS.


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On 11/20/2017 02:35 AM, Bod wrote:
On 20/11/2017 10:33, Bod wrote:
I see these *Jesus Saves* signs outside churches.
Who or what is he supposed to save or does it just mean that he is a
very good goalkeeper?Â* :-)


I mock, but it's actually a serious question that I'd like to know.


And Moses invests.

And it is your ass (soul) they are taking about. But you
already knew that, didn't you.

Are you bored?

You know, we will talk to you without you throwing troll
bombs. You are actually a quiet interesting guy.


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On 11/20/17 6:52 AM, dadiOH wrote:
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On 20/11/2017 10:33, Bod wrote:
I see these *Jesus Saves* signs outside churches.
Who or what is he supposed to save or does it just mean that he is a very
good goalkeeper? :-)


I mock, but it's actually a serious question that I'd like to know.


Then ask in an appropriate group. Or call your local Watchtower Society and
ask them to send over a pair of reps. Or DAGS.


Search suggestion. "How did the Apostles die"?


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On 20/11/2017 10:33, Bod wrote:
I see these *Jesus Saves* signs outside churches.
Who or what is he supposed to save or does it just mean that he is a very
good goalkeeper? :-)


I mock, but it's actually a serious question that I'd like to know.


Then ask in an appropriate group. Or call your local Watchtower Society and
ask them to send over a pair of reps. Or DAGS.


As far as I know, ALL Christian faiths bang on about the Jesus Saves mantra.

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Who or what is he supposed to save or does it just mean that he is a
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Ask a Christian that, then ask a Muslim and see which one kills you.
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Default ****** Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore

On Mon, 20 Nov 2017 14:24:55 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

Ask a Christian that, then ask a Muslim and see which one kills you.


So all you've proved is Christians are fools and Muslims are arseholes.


You always prove that you are a fool AND an arsehole, Birdbrain!

Some of Birdbrain's extraordinary physical "feats" (as told by the idiot
himself):

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"I go hillwalking barefoot for hours in the snow, my feet just go red.
Extra blood, they can't freeze."
MID:

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"Having read the utter bull**** about dying if you fall in a freezing lake
for 15 minutes, I've tried it on many occasions. It takes 30 minutes to
even get chattering teeth, an hour to shiver nicely, and 2 hours to shiver
hard."
MID:

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"The alleged timing is, fall into ice water and die of cold in 15 minutes.
Do what I do, go swimming in winter in a partially frozen lake, and do so
for a lot more than 15 minutes. Jesus Christ your teeth don't even start
chattering until about 30 minutes."
MID:

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"I've had my fingers unable to operate the key to unlock my car (after
swimming in ice water for a couple of hours and running around the mountains
naked in a blizzard). But it's not uncomfortable."
MID:

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"Your eyes have something called an iris, you can't damage them looking at
the sun. An eclipse is dimmer than the normal sun, so even safer. I never
used any specs the last time 10 years ago and my eyes are fine."
MID:

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Brain damaged Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) about himself:
"I prefer a good whack to the head with a breaker bar (the 3 foot extendable
rod used to get leverage on a car wheel nut)."
Message-ID:

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More of Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) sociopathic world:
"Most animals don't attack me, even though their owners tell me they're
dangerous. I had to laugh at one woman who ran out to tell me her dog was
going to bite my hand off, then saw me petting it. I once bought a parrot
that was extremely vicious. I walked into his house and picked it up, then
cuddled it. He said he'd never seen it do that in 10 years."
MID:
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Default NOTHING Saves ****** Birdbrain!

On Mon, 20 Nov 2017 14:24:21 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

I see these *Jesus Saves* signs out churches.
Who or what is he supposed to save or does it just mean that he is a
very good goalkeeper? :-)


It's an outrageous lie. If it was true nobody would ever die of cancer.
Jesus is failing in his duties and should be taken to court.


Geezuz Christ ...what a driveling idiot! LOL

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More of Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) sociopathic
"mathematics":
"100 is 5 times more than 20.
"5 times less" is the opposite of "5 times more", so this makes 100 back to
20 again.
20 is 5 times less than 100, the same as dividing by 5.
An elephant is 5 times bigger than a tiger, a tiger is 5 times smaller than
an elephant."
MID:
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