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Default A gun walks into a bar

A guy walked into a local bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,
"I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in
the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife."

A voice from the back of the room called out, "You need more ammo!"

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