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It's about time the media cracked down on these weather
forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. Next, crack down on economic and foreign affairs reporters' bad news. -- You know it's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. |
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"KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. |
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On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 11:46:41 AM UTC-5, taxed and spent wrote:
"KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. ...from a good *looking* source. |
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On 01/13/2016 11:02 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 11:46:41 AM UTC-5, taxed and spent wrote: "KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. ..from a good *looking* source. Worse still, looked outside at the thermometer and I see it's running low on mercury...almost empty and will have to go refill it Too bad it happened during all this cold weather, don't really want to leave the house. |
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philo wrote in :
On 01/13/2016 11:02 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote: On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 11:46:41 AM UTC-5, taxed and spent wrote: "KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. ..from a good *looking* source. Worse still, looked outside at the thermometer and I see it's running low on mercury...almost empty and will have to go refill it Too bad it happened during all this cold weather, don't really want to leave the house. Do what I do and siphon off some in summer for such emergencies. I notice mine rus low almost every winter! -- You know it's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. |
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On 01/13/2016 12:16 PM, KenK wrote:
philo wrote in : On 01/13/2016 11:02 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote: On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 11:46:41 AM UTC-5, taxed and spent wrote: "KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. ..from a good *looking* source. Worse still, looked outside at the thermometer and I see it's running low on mercury...almost empty and will have to go refill it Too bad it happened during all this cold weather, don't really want to leave the house. Do what I do and siphon off some in summer for such emergencies. I notice mine rus low almost every winter! Great idea! |
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On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 1:08:59 PM UTC-5, philo wrote:
On 01/13/2016 11:02 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote: On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 11:46:41 AM UTC-5, taxed and spent wrote: "KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. ..from a good *looking* source. Worse still, looked outside at the thermometer and I see it's running low on mercury...almost empty and will have to go refill it Too bad it happened during all this cold weather, don't really want to leave the house. I bought a thermometer that was rated for outdoor use. No matter where I put it in my house, it never tells me the outside temperature. I may have to return it. |
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"KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. Next, crack down on economic and foreign affairs reporters' bad news. -- You know it's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. THE BEST JOB IN WORLD IS BEING WEATHER FORECASTER "ALWAYS" 50% RIGHT |
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On Wed, 13 Jan 2016 12:08:53 -0600, philo wrote:
Worse still, looked outside at the thermometer and I see it's running low on mercury...almost empty and will have to go refill it ....stick a lit match under the reservoir for a moment. The mercury will rise but don't let it go to far or it will pop the top off the glass. |
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On 01/13/2016 12:52 PM, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 13 Jan 2016 12:08:53 -0600, philo wrote: Worse still, looked outside at the thermometer and I see it's running low on mercury...almost empty and will have to go refill it ...stick a lit match under the reservoir for a moment. The mercury will rise but don't let it go to far or it will pop the top off the glass. Did that once when I was a kid just to see what would happen |
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On 1/13/16 11:46 AM, taxed and spent wrote:
"KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. We had a weather babe on local TV who,when she stood sideways in front of the big US map with her back along the east coast, her chest reached clear to the Mississippi River... -- When government becomes the parent, the people become the child. - @larryelder |
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On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 10:36:35 AM UTC-6, KenK wrote:
It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. Next, crack down on economic and foreign affairs reporters' bad news. -- You know it's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. A professor in college said that forecasters are only right 50 % of the time. I do not think that that number has gone up. :-) Andy |
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On 01/13/2016 04:24 PM, Andy wrote:
It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. Next, crack down on economic and foreign affairs reporters' bad news. A professor in college said that forecasters are only right 50 % of the time. I do not think that that number has gone up. :-) Little children who tell lies grow up to be weather forecasters -- or advertising copy-writers, or politicians. Perce |
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On Wed, 13 Jan 2016 16:24:14 -0500, Wade Garrett
wrote: We had a weather babe on local TV who,when she stood sideways in front of the big US map with her back along the east coast, her chest reached clear to the Mississippi River... A local traffic reporter is similar. If she turns just the right way her rear Badonkadonk takes more space. Two ax handles wide. |
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On Wed, 13 Jan 2016 13:24:18 -0800 (PST), Andy
wrote: A professor in college said that forecasters are only right 50 % of the time. I do not think that that number has gone up. :-) That's why they call it forecasting. Like fishing instead of catching. |
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On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 4:19:09 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 13 Jan 2016 13:24:18 -0800 (PST), Andy wrote: A professor in college said that forecasters are only right 50 % of the time. I do not think that that number has gone up. :-) That's why they call it forecasting. Like fishing instead of catching. ....doctors and dentists have a "practice"...it gives great confidence in our outcome. |
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On 01/13/2016 03:24 PM, Wade Garrett wrote:
On 1/13/16 11:46 AM, taxed and spent wrote: "KenK" wrote in message news:XnsA58E61BF316FFinvalidco We had a weather babe on local TV who,when she stood sideways in front of the big US map with her back along the east coast, her chest reached clear to the Mississippi River... You complained to the station of course |
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: On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 1:08:59 PM UTC-5, philo wrote: On 01/13/2016 11:02 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote: On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 11:46:41 AM UTC-5, taxed and spent wrote: "KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. ..from a good *looking* source. Worse still, looked outside at the thermometer and I see it's running low on mercury...almost empty and will have to go refill it Too bad it happened during all this cold weather, don't really want to leave the house. I bought a thermometer that was rated for outdoor use. No matter where I put it in my house, it never tells me the outside temperature. I may have to return it. Chinese-made, I'll bet. And, unfotunately, no way to test one in the store. -- You know it's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. |
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On Thursday, January 14, 2016 at 11:54:08 AM UTC-5, KenK wrote:
DerbyDad03 wrote in : On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 1:08:59 PM UTC-5, philo wrote: On 01/13/2016 11:02 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote: On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 11:46:41 AM UTC-5, taxed and spent wrote: "KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. ..from a good *looking* source. Worse still, looked outside at the thermometer and I see it's running low on mercury...almost empty and will have to go refill it Too bad it happened during all this cold weather, don't really want to leave the house. I bought a thermometer that was rated for outdoor use. No matter where I put it in my house, it never tells me the outside temperature. I may have to return it. Chinese-made, I'll bet. And, unfotunately, no way to test one in the store. Obviously you totally missed the joke. Never mind. |
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On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 10:46:41 AM UTC-6, taxed and spent wrote:
"KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. Have you ever watched The Naked News? It's a bunch of cute girls presenting the news as they strip and windup completely naked. I only watch to get the news, I don't really look at the girls. *snicker* ^_^ http://www.nakednews.com/ [8~{} Uncle Clothed Monster |
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On Thursday, January 14, 2016 at 2:29:39 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 10:46:41 AM UTC-6, taxed and spent wrote: "KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. Have you ever watched The Naked News? It's a bunch of cute girls presenting the news as they strip and windup completely naked. I only watch to get the news, I don't really look at the girls. *snicker* ^_^ http://www.nakednews.com/ [8~{} Uncle Clothed Monster Cousin I-Only-Buy-It-For-The-Articles Monster 'nuff said. |
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On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 12:18:13 PM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 1:08:59 PM UTC-5, philo wrote: On 01/13/2016 11:02 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote: On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 11:46:41 AM UTC-5, taxed and spent wrote: "KenK" wrote in message ... It's about time the media cracked down on these weather forecasters and some of their terrible predictions. Stop these floods, severe storms, tornados, etc. From now on only pleasent predictions and their resulting nice weather. No more destructive storms. Perhaps have requests by local residents collected so as to calculate average temperatures, etc. Stop allowing the forecasters to cause weather we don't want. They can be quickly replaced, preferably with attractive young ladies in miniskirts. You need to watch the hot weather chicks on Spanish language TV. And you won't understand what they are saying, so you can treat it as good news, from a good source. ..from a good *looking* source. Worse still, looked outside at the thermometer and I see it's running low on mercury...almost empty and will have to go refill it Too bad it happened during all this cold weather, don't really want to leave the house. I bought a thermometer that was rated for outdoor use. No matter where I put it in my house, it never tells me the outside temperature. I may have to return it. Is it solar powered? It could that it only works outdoors. O_o [8~{} Uncle Sunny Monster |
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On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 12:52:37 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 13 Jan 2016 12:08:53 -0600, philo wrote: Worse still, looked outside at the thermometer and I see it's running low on mercury...almost empty and will have to go refill it ...stick a lit match under the reservoir for a moment. The mercury will rise but don't let it go to far or it will pop the top off the glass. I once had a 18" long mercury lab thermometer I kept in its heavy cardboard storage tube. It was in my desk drawer in the office at the shop when one day, I pulled it from the tube to discover that the bulb was gone and there was soot on the bottom of the tube where the bulb had been. I know my brother didn't do it because we were in the same chemistry and physics classes back in school. Neither of us smoke so that left one of the guys who was a drunk pothead but I couldn't prove it was him. It was a 1950's vintage lab thermometer. Dammit I'd had that thermometer since high school and it would be very expensive to replace today. _ [8~{} Uncle Upset Monster |
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