Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe
wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

--
Maggie

Muggles pretended :
On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

lol That remided Me of Elvis's partner where I got him. That bird was a
scarlet/Military Macaw hybred named Turkey. ^^

On 1/5/2016 6:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?


I got yer 'blue-headed' parrot hangin'.
LOL

On 1/5/2016 11:47 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles pretended :
On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

lol That remided Me of Elvis's partner where I got him. That bird was a
scarlet/Military Macaw hybred named Turkey. ^^

What sort of personality does a military macaw have?
--
Maggie

Muggles formulated on Tuesday :
On 1/5/2016 11:47 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles pretended :
On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

lol That remided Me of Elvis's partner where I got him. That bird was a
scarlet/Military Macaw hybred named Turkey. ^^

What sort of personality does a military macaw have?

Most Macaws have similar personalities. The big male's are more
aggressive, especially the ones you get from the quarenteen in L.A.
They are right from the jungles in Mexico and Central America.

On 1/6/2016 6:46 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles formulated on Tuesday :
On 1/5/2016 11:47 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles pretended :
On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never
had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so
she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

lol That remided Me of Elvis's partner where I got him. That bird was a
scarlet/Military Macaw hybred named Turkey. ^^

What sort of personality does a military macaw have?

Most Macaws have similar personalities. The big male's are more
aggressive, especially the ones you get from the quarenteen in L.A. They
are right from the jungles in Mexico and Central America.

I don't think I'd risk keeping a bird like that myself. I like all of
my current body parts in tact!

--
Maggie

Muggles explained on 1/6/2016 :
On 1/6/2016 6:46 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles formulated on Tuesday :
On 1/5/2016 11:47 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles pretended :
On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never
had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so
she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

lol That remided Me of Elvis's partner where I got him. That bird was a
scarlet/Military Macaw hybred named Turkey. ^^

What sort of personality does a military macaw have?

Most Macaws have similar personalities. The big male's are more
aggressive, especially the ones you get from the quarenteen in L.A. They
are right from the jungles in Mexico and Central America.

I don't think I'd risk keeping a bird like that myself. I like all of
my current body parts in tact!

Yep, and don't forget the damage to the house a big bird can do. ^^

On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:53:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

The guy I bought my female Scarlet Macaw from had an African Grey who called each of his 7 dogs by name as they entered the house. To me the dogs looked identical!

--
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:53:36 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Muggles explained on 1/6/2016 :
On 1/6/2016 6:46 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles formulated on Tuesday :
On 1/5/2016 11:47 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles pretended :
On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never
had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so
she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

lol That remided Me of Elvis's partner where I got him. That bird was a
scarlet/Military Macaw hybred named Turkey. ^^

What sort of personality does a military macaw have?

Most Macaws have similar personalities. The big male's are more
aggressive, especially the ones you get from the quarenteen in L.A. They
are right from the jungles in Mexico and Central America.

I don't think I'd risk keeping a bird like that myself. I like all of
my current body parts in tact!

Yep, and don't forget the damage to the house a big bird can do. ^^

Even Greys tear stuff up. Mine could remove every key from my computer keyboard in 3 minutes flat, scattering them all over the floor, half of them damaged so they wouldn't go back in.

--
What has got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog!

On 1/6/2016 1:09 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:53:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

The guy I bought my female Scarlet Macaw from had an African Grey who
called each of his 7 dogs by name as they entered the house. To me the
dogs looked identical!


Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

--
Maggie

On 1/6/2016 1:10 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:53:36 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Muggles explained on 1/6/2016 :
On 1/6/2016 6:46 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles formulated on Tuesday :
On 1/5/2016 11:47 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles pretended :
On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also
had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never
had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so
she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no
one
would be there!

lol That remided Me of Elvis's partner where I got him. That bird
was a
scarlet/Military Macaw hybred named Turkey. ^^

What sort of personality does a military macaw have?

Most Macaws have similar personalities. The big male's are more
aggressive, especially the ones you get from the quarenteen in L.A.
They
are right from the jungles in Mexico and Central America.

I don't think I'd risk keeping a bird like that myself. I like all of
my current body parts in tact!

Yep, and don't forget the damage to the house a big bird can do. ^^

Even Greys tear stuff up. Mine could remove every key from my computer
keyboard in 3 minutes flat, scattering them all over the floor, half of
them damaged so they wouldn't go back in.


I was raising kids so having a bird wasn't much different. I never took
my eyes off my kids (for long) or my parrot! lol

--
Maggie

Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/6/2016 1:09 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:53:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

The guy I bought my female Scarlet Macaw from had an African Grey who
called each of his 7 dogs by name as they entered the house. To me the
dogs looked identical!


Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

Rhondas Yellow Naped Parrot would do the same thing. She never
scratched MY neck like that! :/

On 1/7/2016 2:26 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :

Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

Rhondas Yellow Naped Parrot would do the same thing. She never scratched
MY neck like that! :/

Maybe your feathers weren't as soft? lol

--
Maggie

Muggles explained :
On 1/7/2016 2:26 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :

Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

Rhondas Yellow Naped Parrot would do the same thing. She never scratched
MY neck like that! :/

Maybe your feathers weren't as soft? lol

lol My neck is exposed now...no long hare, just short gray hare and a
bald spot getting balder. :/

On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:58:05 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/6/2016 1:10 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:53:36 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Muggles explained on 1/6/2016 :
On 1/6/2016 6:46 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles formulated on Tuesday :
On 1/5/2016 11:47 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles pretended :
On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also
had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never
had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so
she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no
one
would be there!

lol That remided Me of Elvis's partner where I got him. That bird
was a
scarlet/Military Macaw hybred named Turkey. ^^

What sort of personality does a military macaw have?

Most Macaws have similar personalities. The big male's are more
aggressive, especially the ones you get from the quarenteen in L.A.
They
are right from the jungles in Mexico and Central America.

I don't think I'd risk keeping a bird like that myself. I like all of
my current body parts in tact!

Yep, and don't forget the damage to the house a big bird can do. ^^

Even Greys tear stuff up. Mine could remove every key from my computer
keyboard in 3 minutes flat, scattering them all over the floor, half of
them damaged so they wouldn't go back in.

I was raising kids so having a bird wasn't much different. I never took
my eyes off my kids (for long) or my parrot! lol

Most kids will avoid doing something you've yelled at them for. Parrots just do it again anyway.

--
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:57:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/6/2016 1:09 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:53:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

The guy I bought my female Scarlet Macaw from had an African Grey who
called each of his 7 dogs by name as they entered the house. To me the
dogs looked identical!


Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

If I scratch one of my Grey's neck she says "Tickle tickle!!"
This one: http://www.petersphotos.com/newfuji/...%20parrot).jpg
She's sat on what used to be a chest of drawers before half of it was converted by beaks into sawdust, in an aviary taking up two thirds of the garage.

--
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:26:13 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/6/2016 1:09 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:53:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

The guy I bought my female Scarlet Macaw from had an African Grey who
called each of his 7 dogs by name as they entered the house. To me the
dogs looked identical!


Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

Rhondas Yellow Naped Parrot would do the same thing. She never
scratched MY neck like that! :/

The bird or Rhonda?

--
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat it - we're closed.

On 1/9/2016 8:19 AM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:58:05 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/6/2016 1:10 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:53:36 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Muggles explained on 1/6/2016 :
On 1/6/2016 6:46 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles formulated on Tuesday :
On 1/5/2016 11:47 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles pretended :
On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a
straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I
named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also
had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but
never
had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot
just so
she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no
one
would be there!

lol That remided Me of Elvis's partner where I got him. That bird
was a
scarlet/Military Macaw hybred named Turkey. ^^

What sort of personality does a military macaw have?

Most Macaws have similar personalities. The big male's are more
aggressive, especially the ones you get from the quarenteen in L.A.
They
are right from the jungles in Mexico and Central America.

I don't think I'd risk keeping a bird like that myself. I like all of
my current body parts in tact!

Yep, and don't forget the damage to the house a big bird can do. ^^

Even Greys tear stuff up. Mine could remove every key from my computer
keyboard in 3 minutes flat, scattering them all over the floor, half of
them damaged so they wouldn't go back in.

I was raising kids so having a bird wasn't much different. I never took
my eyes off my kids (for long) or my parrot! lol

Most kids will avoid doing something you've yelled at them for. Parrots
just do it again anyway.


We once asked our grey if she had a hard life as an egg, and she bobbed
her head up and down emphatically!

--
Maggie

On 1/9/2016 7:15 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:57:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

If I scratch one of my Grey's neck she says "Tickle tickle!!"
This one:
http://www.petersphotos.com/newfuji/...%20parrot).jpg
She's sat on what used to be a chest of drawers before half of it was
converted by beaks into sawdust, in an aviary taking up two thirds of
the garage.


She looks like a Congo ... sure is pretty.
--
Maggie

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 05:00:03 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/9/2016 7:15 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:57:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

If I scratch one of my Grey's neck she says "Tickle tickle!!"
This one:
http://www.petersphotos.com/newfuji/...%20parrot).jpg
She's sat on what used to be a chest of drawers before half of it was
converted by beaks into sawdust, in an aviary taking up two thirds of
the garage.


She looks like a Congo ... sure is pretty.

Yes I've always had Congos, Timnehs are rare round here.

I'm one of the few people that can tell the sex of a Grey by looking at it.

--
Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!"

On 1/10/2016 6:06 AM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 05:00:03 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/9/2016 7:15 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:57:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

If I scratch one of my Grey's neck she says "Tickle tickle!!"
This one:
http://www.petersphotos.com/newfuji/...%20parrot).jpg
She's sat on what used to be a chest of drawers before half of it was
converted by beaks into sawdust, in an aviary taking up two thirds of
the garage.


She looks like a Congo ... sure is pretty.

Yes I've always had Congos, Timnehs are rare round here.

I'm one of the few people that can tell the sex of a Grey by looking at it.


Both of my birds were blood tested to determine the sex of the bird.

--
Maggie

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:51:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/10/2016 6:06 AM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 05:00:03 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/9/2016 7:15 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:57:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

If I scratch one of my Grey's neck she says "Tickle tickle!!"
This one:
http://www.petersphotos.com/newfuji/...%20parrot).jpg
She's sat on what used to be a chest of drawers before half of it was
converted by beaks into sawdust, in an aviary taking up two thirds of
the garage.


She looks like a Congo ... sure is pretty.

Yes I've always had Congos, Timnehs are rare round here.

I'm one of the few people that can tell the sex of a Grey by looking at it.

Both of my birds were blood tested to determine the sex of the bird.

I had that done six times with Greys, and every time I was right anyway just by looking at the face. I don't do the DNA sexing now.

--
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:26:13 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/6/2016 1:09 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:53:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:59 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 1/4/2016 5:36 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

Biggest bird I ever had was an African Grey Timneh, but I also had a
Blue Headed Pionus, and some smaller birds off and on, too.

I never did get one of those African Greys. I sold a few, but never had
one as a pet. Did yours talk?

My timneh talked a lot. She used to call my sons name a lot just so she
could see him come into the room and look all confused because no one
would be there!

The guy I bought my female Scarlet Macaw from had an African Grey who
called each of his 7 dogs by name as they entered the house. To me the
dogs looked identical!


Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

Rhondas Yellow Naped Parrot would do the same thing. She never
scratched MY neck like that! :/

The bird or Rhonda?

The bird...

Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:51:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/10/2016 6:06 AM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 05:00:03 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/9/2016 7:15 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:57:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

If I scratch one of my Grey's neck she says "Tickle tickle!!"
This one:
http://www.petersphotos.com/newfuji/...%20parrot).jpg
She's sat on what used to be a chest of drawers before half of it was
converted by beaks into sawdust, in an aviary taking up two thirds of
the garage.


She looks like a Congo ... sure is pretty.

Yes I've always had Congos, Timnehs are rare round here.

I'm one of the few people that can tell the sex of a Grey by looking at
it.

Both of my birds were blood tested to determine the sex of the bird.

I had that done six times with Greys, and every time I was right anyway just
by looking at the face. I don't do the DNA sexing now.

Sexing a large bird is usually the color of their eyes and the size of
the bird. Males are the talkers usually.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 18:29:27 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:51:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/10/2016 6:06 AM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 05:00:03 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/9/2016 7:15 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:57:08 -0000, Muggles wrote:

Birds are so intelligent. My grey wasn't supposed to be cuddly, but
with me she would sit still and cuddle with me and she'd fall asleep as
I'd scratch her neck.

If I scratch one of my Grey's neck she says "Tickle tickle!!"
This one:
http://www.petersphotos.com/newfuji/...%20parrot).jpg
She's sat on what used to be a chest of drawers before half of it was
converted by beaks into sawdust, in an aviary taking up two thirds of
the garage.


She looks like a Congo ... sure is pretty.

Yes I've always had Congos, Timnehs are rare round here.

I'm one of the few people that can tell the sex of a Grey by looking at
it.

Both of my birds were blood tested to determine the sex of the bird.

I had that done six times with Greys, and every time I was right anyway just
by looking at the face. I don't do the DNA sexing now.

Sexing a large bird is usually the color of their eyes and the size of
the bird. Males are the talkers usually.

With Greys both of those things are identical. A male grey has a slightly squarer butcher face.

--
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes...."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...