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That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL

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http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ng-Xiuzhen.jpg


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.

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On Thu, 27 Aug 2015 16:13:01 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
wrote:

In article ,
says...



"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." wrote in message
...



http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ng-Xiuzhen.jpg


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


With all the ladyboyz pumping his colon, there's no ROOM for a bottle
of Obesitol!
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1, in
m did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

In article ,
says...


Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer (aka Craptain Kneel Whorin'
the Pusillanimous Pail-Pooping Pooter Pirate wrote in message
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http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ng-Xiuzhen.jpg

That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


Says Chimpy, dropping trou, squatting and grunting out a bottle of
Obesitol, while doing his best to quickly re-keister the rotting
gerbil carcasses before anyone sees. LOL

snicker

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FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID:
MID:

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID:

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to **** who he claims is a
guy:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely **** a male dog:
MID:
MID:
MID:

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the **** down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: - Norco
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: - Xanax
MID: - N2O
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Marijuana
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Amphetamine (!)
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Ecstasy
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Norco
MID: - Norco
MID: - N2O
MID: - N2O
MID: - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID:
"Diddle me!"

MID:
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID:
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID:
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID:
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID:
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID:
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID:
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID:
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID:
"Pump a rump."

MID:
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID:
MID:
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID:
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID:
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID:
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID:
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID:
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID:
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

snicker

/\ Properly known as Bill
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\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

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"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." wrote in message
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http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ng-Xiuzhen.jpg


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.

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Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
Copyright © 2015
all rights reserved

Maybe if you hum a few bars?
LOL



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"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 27 Aug 2015 16:13:01 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
wrote:

In article ,
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"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." wrote in message
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http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ng-Xiuzhen.jpg


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


With all the ladyboyz pumping his colon, there's no ROOM for a bottle
of Obesitol!

Then, how is it you can still squeeze yer head in there, Miss Recktum?
LOL



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On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 06:50:34 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese,
Ph.D of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 27 Aug 2015 16:13:01 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
wrote:

In article ,
says...



"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." wrote in message
...



http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ng-Xiuzhen.jpg


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


With all the ladyboyz pumping his colon, there's no ROOM for a bottle
of Obesitol!

Then, how is it you can still squeeze yer head in there, Miss Recktum?
LOL


Look again, KKKoloon...that's 'Pleasance's' brillo head! LOLOK
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On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 06:49:45 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese,
Ph.D of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"Checkmate, DoW #1" wrote in message
. ..

In article ,
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"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." wrote in message
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http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ng-Xiuzhen.jpg


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.

Maybe if you hum a few bars?
LOL


When you squat on it, you can hum the whole national anthem, KKKoloon!
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Edmund J. Burke, Ph.D, in did thusly
jump head first into the wood chipper again:

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1)
wrote in message .. .


In article ,
says...


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


Maybe if you hum a few bars? LOL


After all the bars Chimpy gave hummers in last night, one would think
his jaw would be sore... but Chimpy's a professional suckmonkey. LOL

--

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID:
MID:

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID:

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to **** who he claims is a
guy:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely **** a male dog:
MID:
MID:
MID:

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:
MID:

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the **** down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: - Norco
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: - Xanax
MID: - N2O
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Marijuana
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Amphetamine (!)
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Ecstasy
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Norco
MID: - Norco
MID: - N2O
MID: - N2O
MID: - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID:
"Diddle me!"

MID:
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID:
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID:
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID:
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID:
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID:
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID:
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID:
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID:
"Pump a rump."

MID:
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID:
MID:
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID:
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID:
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID:
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID:
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID:
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID:
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

snicker

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\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

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"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 06:49:45 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese,
Ph.D of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"Checkmate, DoW #1" wrote in message
. ..

In article ,
says...



"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." wrote in message
...



http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ng-Xiuzhen.jpg


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.

Maybe if you hum a few bars?
LOL


When you squat on it, you can hum the whole national anthem, KKKoloon!


The limey national anthem is a chorus of "I love sucking French cocks."
LOL





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On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 09:30:22 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese,
Ph.D of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 06:49:45 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese,
Ph.D of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"Checkmate, DoW #1" wrote in message
...

In article ,
says...



"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." wrote in message
...



http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ng-Xiuzhen.jpg


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.

Maybe if you hum a few bars?
LOL


When you squat on it, you can hum the whole national anthem, KKKoloon!


The limey national anthem is a chorus of "I love sucking French cocks."
LOL


Why then is YERS called "The Star Spangled Anus", KKKoloon? LOLOK
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On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 11:17:26 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Edmund J. Burke, Ph.D, in did thusly
jump head first into the wood chipper again:

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1)
wrote in message .. .


In article ,
says...


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either.
LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


Maybe if you hum a few bars? LOL


After all the bars Chimpy gave hummers in last night, one would think
his jaw would be sore... but Chimpy's a professional suckmonkey. LOL


has a moment ever gone by where you weren't thinking about dudes sucking
cocks?

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Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 11:17:26 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Edmund J. Burke, Ph.D, in did thusly
jump head first into the wood chipper again:


Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1)
wrote in message .. .


In article ,
says...


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either. LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


Maybe if you hum a few bars? LOL


After all the bars Chimpy gave hummers in last night, one would think
his jaw would be sore... but Chimpy's a professional suckmonkey. LOL


has a moment ever gone by where you weren't thinking about dudes sucking
cocks?


You're projecting again, DildoRider. LOL

--

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis
(aka DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID:
=================================================
it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
damaged your brain, DildoRider.


then it appears that you like shooting fish in
barrels, intellectually lazy ****head that you are.


Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

snicker
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID:
=================================================
so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?

=================================================

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On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 22:32:13 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 11:17:26 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Edmund J. Burke, Ph.D, in did thusly
jump head first into the wood chipper again:


Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1)
wrote in message .. ..


In article ,
says...


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either. LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


Maybe if you hum a few bars? LOL


After all the bars Chimpy gave hummers in last night, one would think
his jaw would be sore... but Chimpy's a professional suckmonkey. LOL


has a moment ever gone by where you weren't thinking about dudes sucking
cocks?


You're projecting again, DildoRider. LOL


you're pathetically predictable again, dufus.

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if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
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http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority €” as
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd


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Default This old lady is really horny...

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Mon, 31
Aug 2015 03:15:53 -0400:

Another all-nighter spent bawling, eh, DildoRider? No job to go to,
****bum? LOL

On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 22:32:13 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:


On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 11:17:26 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Edmund J. Burke, Ph.D, in did thusly
jump head first into the wood chipper again:


Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1)
wrote in message .. .


In article ,
says...


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either. LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


Maybe if you hum a few bars? LOL


After all the bars Chimpy gave hummers in last night, one would think
his jaw would be sore... but Chimpy's a professional suckmonkey. LOL


has a moment ever gone by where you weren't thinking about dudes sucking
cocks?


You're projecting again, DildoRider. LOL


you're pathetically predictable again, dufus.


You're still projecting, DildoRider. LOL

--

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis
(aka DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID:
=================================================
it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
damaged your brain, DildoRider.


then it appears that you like shooting fish in
barrels, intellectually lazy ****head that you are.


Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

snicker
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID:
=================================================
so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?

=================================================



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On Mon, 31 Aug 2015 10:11:58 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Mon, 31
Aug 2015 03:15:53 -0400:

Another all-nighter spent bawling, eh, DildoRider? No job to go to,
****bum? LOL

On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 22:32:13 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:


On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 11:17:26 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Edmund J. Burke, Ph.D, in did
thusly
jump head first into the wood chipper again:


Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1)
wrote in message .. ..


In article ,
says...


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either. LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


Maybe if you hum a few bars? LOL


After all the bars Chimpy gave hummers in last night, one would think
his jaw would be sore... but Chimpy's a professional suckmonkey. LOL


has a moment ever gone by where you weren't thinking about dudes
sucking
cocks?


You're projecting again, DildoRider. LOL


you're pathetically predictable again, dufus.


You're still projecting, DildoRider. LOL


what's it like to be a deluded, faglaming, ikyabwai goof?

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Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
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Default This old lady is really horny...

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

On Mon, 31 Aug 2015 10:11:58 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Mon, 31
Aug 2015 03:15:53 -0400:

Another all-nighter spent bawling, eh, DildoRider? No job to go to,
****bum? LOL


On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 22:32:13 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:


On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 11:17:26 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Edmund J. Burke, Ph.D, in did
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:


Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1)
wrote in message .. .


In article ,
says...


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either. LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


Maybe if you hum a few bars? LOL


After all the bars Chimpy gave hummers in last night, one would think
his jaw would be sore... but Chimpy's a professional suckmonkey. LOL


has a moment ever gone by where you weren't thinking about dudes
sucking cocks?


You're projecting again, DildoRider. LOL


you're pathetically predictable again, dufus.


You're still projecting, DildoRider. LOL


what's it like to be a deluded, faglaming, ikyabwai goof?


Says the deluded fagish emo scarecrow ikyabwai-bleating libtard goof.

Why so butthurt, DildoRider? Was it something I said?

snicker

--

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis
(aka DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID:
=================================================
it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
damaged your brain, DildoRider.


then it appears that you like shooting fish in
barrels, intellectually lazy ****head that you are.


Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

snicker
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID:
=================================================
so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?

=================================================

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On Mon, 31 Aug 2015 22:49:02 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

On Mon, 31 Aug 2015 10:11:58 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Mon, 31
Aug 2015 03:15:53 -0400:

Another all-nighter spent bawling, eh, DildoRider? No job to go to,
****bum? LOL


LOL at your OCD clock watching.


On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 22:32:13 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider)
of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:


On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 11:17:26 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Edmund J. Burke, Ph.D, in did
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:


Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1)
wrote in message
.. .


In article ,
says...


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either. LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


Maybe if you hum a few bars? LOL


After all the bars Chimpy gave hummers in last night, one would
think
his jaw would be sore... but Chimpy's a professional suckmonkey.
LOL


LOL, indeed. were you there getting hummers from dudes?


has a moment ever gone by where you weren't thinking about dudes
sucking cocks?


You're projecting again, DildoRider. LOL


you're pathetically predictable again, dufus.


You're still projecting, DildoRider. LOL


IKYABWAI noted.


what's it like to be a deluded, faglaming, ikyabwai goof?


Really, I'm a deluded, faglaming, ikyabwai goof. See right above where
I did all of those things.

Why am I so butthurt, DildoRider? Was it something I bleated?

snicker


i suppose that sometimes you make a bit of sense.

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if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
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it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
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many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd


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Default This old lady is really horny...

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

On Mon, 31 Aug 2015 22:49:02 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:


On Mon, 31 Aug 2015 10:11:58 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Mon, 31
Aug 2015 03:15:53 -0400:

Another all-nighter spent bawling, eh, DildoRider? No job to go to,
****bum? LOL


LOL at your OCD clock watching.


You're projecting again, DildoRider. Only an OCD-stricken kook like
you would obsess day and night because you got your ass kicked. LOL

On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 22:32:13 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider)
of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
, in news thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:


On Fri, 28 Aug 2015 11:17:26 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus wrote:


Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Edmund J. Burke, Ph.D, in did
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:


Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1)
wrote in message
.. .


In article ,
says...


That looks like Miss Recktum after a bottle of Obesitol.
Don't ask who drank what, either. LOL


You wouldn't know a bottle of Obesitol if you squatted on it.


Maybe if you hum a few bars? LOL


After all the bars Chimpy gave hummers in last night, one would
think his jaw would be sore... but Chimpy's a professional suckmonkey.
LOL


LOL, indeed. were you there getting hummers from dudes?


You're still projecting, DildoRider. After all, both you *and* Chimpy
have admitted you **** dudes. Chimpy's merely constantly alluded to
it, whereas you've swished out of your closet at a sprint by
emphatically stating you love sucking dick.

Fag. LOL

has a moment ever gone by where you weren't thinking about dudes
sucking cocks?


You're projecting again, DildoRider. LOL


you're pathetically predictable again, dufus.


You're still projecting, DildoRider. LOL


IKYABWAI noted.


Your continued projection is noted, DildoRider. LOL

what's it like to be a deluded, faglaming, ikyabwai goof?


Awww, post-editing by the butthurt deluded kook:
Really, I'm a deluded, faglaming, ikyabwai goof.
See right above where I did all of those things.

Why am I so butthurt, DildoRider? Was it something I bleated?


And fixored:
Says the deluded fagish emo scarecrow ikyabwai-bleating libtard goof.

Why so butthurt, DildoRider? Was it something I said?

snicker


i suppose that sometimes you make a bit of sense.


And my making sense forces your poor deluded libtard brain to
experience severe cognitive dissonance because libtards can't handle
reality.

snicker

--

Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis
(aka DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID:
=================================================
it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
damaged your brain, DildoRider.


then it appears that you like shooting fish in
barrels, intellectually lazy ****head that you are.


Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

snicker
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID:
=================================================
so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?

=================================================

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