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FIONA AND I ON SAFARI
On Tue, 4 Aug 2015 06:14:30 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote: My darling Fiona-- I had a {wet} dream of you and Black Betty last nite, my little pumpkin. All of us were hunting BIG game in Africa. We were out on the Veldt, and it was about 120 degrees in the shade. Shade? There isn't any! We grew so hot and bothered by the heat that all of us stripped down to our underwear. I couldn't take my eyes off you, my darling. You were beyond sexy in your pink panties and bra, with that gun belt draped across your shoulders. Black Betty looked right at home out there on the African Veldt. She looked like a dark warrior princess, and I thought of things a warrior princess might do to her captured slave. I found myself wanting to be abused by both of you at once. Suddenly a lion attacked. I woke. Sincerely, Colonel Edmund J. Burke You're a sick ****, Coloon. LOLOK |
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FIONA AND I ON SAFARI
"NEMO" wrote in message ...
On Tue, 4 Aug 2015 06:14:30 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote: My darling Fiona-- I had a {wet} dream of you and Black Betty last nite, my little pumpkin. All of us were hunting BIG game in Africa. We were out on the Veldt, and it was about 120 degrees in the shade. Shade? There isn't any! We grew so hot and bothered by the heat that all of us stripped down to our underwear. I couldn't take my eyes off you, my darling. You were beyond sexy in your pink panties and bra, with that gun belt draped across your shoulders. Black Betty looked right at home out there on the African Veldt. She looked like a dark warrior princess, and I thought of things a warrior princess might do to her captured slave. I found myself wanting to be abused by both of you at once. Suddenly a lion attacked. I woke. Sincerely, Colonel Edmund J. Burke You're a sick ****, Coloon. LOLOK PLEASE! MISS RECKTUM! We've had complaints of VULGARITY here. Don't make me come over there and wash out yer yapper with some lye soap. |
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FIONA AND I ON SAFARI
"NEMO" wrote in message ...
On Tue, 4 Aug 2015 06:14:30 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote: My darling Fiona-- I had a {wet} dream of you and Black Betty last nite, my little pumpkin. All of us were hunting BIG game in Africa. We were out on the Veldt, and it was about 120 degrees in the shade. Shade? There isn't any! It's just an expression, you ignorant git! Stay in school, kids. LOL |
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FIONA AND I ON SAFARI
"NEMO" wrote in message ...
On Tue, 4 Aug 2015 06:14:30 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote: My darling Fiona-- I had a {wet} dream of you and Black Betty last nite, my little pumpkin. All of us were hunting BIG game in Africa. We were out on the Veldt, and it was about 120 degrees in the shade. Shade? There isn't any! We grew so hot and bothered by the heat that all of us stripped down to our underwear. I couldn't take my eyes off you, my darling. You were beyond sexy in your pink panties and bra, with that gun belt draped across your shoulders. Black Betty looked right at home out there on the African Veldt. She looked like a dark warrior princess, and I thought of things a warrior princess might do to her captured slave. I found myself wanting to be abused by both of you at once. Suddenly a lion attacked. I woke. Sincerely, Colonel Edmund J. Burke You're a sick ****, Coloon. LOLOK Miss Recktum? Yer just jealous because of my writing abilities, you ignorant ****! LOL |
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FIONA AND I ON SAFARI
On Tue, 4 Aug 2015 07:02:48 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote: "NEMO" wrote in message ... On Tue, 4 Aug 2015 06:14:30 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote: My darling Fiona-- I had a {wet} dream of you and Black Betty last nite, my little pumpkin. All of us were hunting BIG game in Africa. We were out on the Veldt, and it was about 120 degrees in the shade. Shade? There isn't any! We grew so hot and bothered by the heat that all of us stripped down to our underwear. I couldn't take my eyes off you, my darling. You were beyond sexy in your pink panties and bra, with that gun belt draped across your shoulders. Black Betty looked right at home out there on the African Veldt. She looked like a dark warrior princess, and I thought of things a warrior princess might do to her captured slave. I found myself wanting to be abused by both of you at once. Suddenly a lion attacked. I woke. Sincerely, Colonel Edmund J. Burke You're a sick ****, Coloon. LOLOK PLEASE! MISS RECKTUM! We've had complaints of VULGARITY here. You have? Don't be so greeking vulgar, then! Don't make me come over there and wash out yer yapper with some lye soap. Over WHERE, Coloon? The UKraine? LOLOK |
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FIONA AND I ON SAFARI
On Tue, 4 Aug 2015 07:10:33 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote: "NEMO" wrote in message ... On Tue, 4 Aug 2015 06:14:30 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote: My darling Fiona-- I had a {wet} dream of you and Black Betty last nite, my little pumpkin. All of us were hunting BIG game in Africa. We were out on the Veldt, and it was about 120 degrees in the shade. Shade? There isn't any! It's just an expression, you ignorant git! The expression's meaningless if the whole greeking country HAS no shade, you ignorant assahollah! |
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FIONA AND I ON SAFARI
On Tue, 4 Aug 2015 07:12:04 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote: "NEMO" wrote in message ... On Tue, 4 Aug 2015 06:14:30 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote: My darling Fiona-- I had a {wet} dream of you and Black Betty last nite, my little pumpkin. All of us were hunting BIG game in Africa. We were out on the Veldt, and it was about 120 degrees in the shade. Shade? There isn't any! We grew so hot and bothered by the heat that all of us stripped down to our underwear. I couldn't take my eyes off you, my darling. You were beyond sexy in your pink panties and bra, with that gun belt draped across your shoulders. Black Betty looked right at home out there on the African Veldt. She looked like a dark warrior princess, and I thought of things a warrior princess might do to her captured slave. I found myself wanting to be abused by both of you at once. Suddenly a lion attacked. I woke. Sincerely, Colonel Edmund J. Burke You're a sick ****, Coloon. LOLOK Miss Recktum? Yer just jealous because of my writing abilities, you ignorant ****! LOL Yer writing inabilities wooden get you through 1st grade, Coloon! LOLOK |
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