I'm tired of all those Northerners, lIberals, "proGRESSives", and
pinkos claiming slavery was the reason for the War between the States,
the "Civil War" they call it when there was nothing civil about it.

The reason was States' Rights, for damn sure.

And what was the Right the states had that the Republicans and the
Feds wanted to take away from Southern states? It was the right to
have slaves, of course.

Hmmm. Maybe they have a point.