If Jesus was the guy the bible claims, what wood he say about all this gay
marriage stuff, ya reckon?
Probably somethin' simple like this -------
http://tinyurl.com/qewo5g9

Discuss.........

On 6/28/2015 12:18 PM, Pthirus Pubis wrote:


Sexual preference is not something you choose nor can you change it at
will.
God permanently embedded it in your BIOS.


Nope, a woman at work says her church can change you. You can give up
those sinning ways and become a good Christian.

On 6/28/2015 9:00 AM, Col. Edmund J. Burke wrote:
If Jesus was the guy the bible claims, what wood he say about all this gay marriage stuff, ya reckon?
Probably somethin' simple like this ------- http://tinyurl.com/qewo5g9

Discuss.........

Sexual preference is not something you choose nor can you change it at will.
God permanently embedded it in your BIOS.

Some people are lucky and are programmed both ways.
(Yes, I said lucky, lucky because they effectively double their chances of getting laid on a Saturday night.

"Pthirus Pubis" wrote in message
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On 6/28/2015 9:00 AM, Col. Edmund J. Burke wrote:
If Jesus was the guy the bible claims, what wood he say about all this gay
marriage stuff, ya reckon?
Probably somethin' simple like this ------- http://tinyurl.com/qewo5g9

Discuss.........

Sexual preference is not something you choose nor can you change it at will.
God permanently embedded it in your BIOS.

That's a lotta conjecture without any proof, sailor.
Yer furst mistake is assuming there is a god; the rest follows as, like I
said, conjecture.
Talk without proof.

--
Speaking of proof, that reminds me. I need a jug of wine.

"Ed Pawlowski" wrote in message
...

On 6/28/2015 12:18 PM, Pthirus Pubis wrote:


Sexual preference is not something you choose nor can you change it at
will.
God permanently embedded it in your BIOS.


Nope, a woman at work says her church can change you. You can give up
those sinning ways and become a good Christian.


Ed? It's more like this woman'll be the one doing the changing, and I don't
mean she'll be the one changing.
Hello?

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On 6/28/2015 7:00 AM, Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho
wrote:
If Jesus was the guy the bible claims, what wood he say about all this
gay marriage stuff, ya reckon?
Probably somethin' simple like this ------- http://tinyurl.com/qewo5g9

Discuss.........

They didn't HAVE websites in His day, Coloon! Especially not tiny URLs!
LOLOK

Ain't gots nutin' to do which web sites, you old colostomy whore.
LOL

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On 6/28/2015 1:01 PM, Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho
wrote:
"NEMO" wrote in message ...
On 6/28/2015 7:00 AM, Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho
wrote:
If Jesus was the guy the bible claims, what wood he say about all this
gay marriage stuff, ya reckon?
Probably somethin' simple like this ------- http://tinyurl.com/qewo5g9

Discuss.........

They didn't HAVE websites in His day, Coloon! Especially not tiny URLs!
LOLOK

Ain't gots nutin' to do which web sites, you old colostomy whore.
LOL

It gots EVERYTHING to do which web sites, you worn out old colon.
LOLOK

How'd you like me to bend youse over the old pickle barrel and GRIK URANUS?
HUH?

On 6/28/2015 12:18 PM, Pthirus Pubis wrote:

Sexual preference is not something you choose nor can you change it at
will.
God permanently embedded it in your BIOS.

Some people are lucky and are programmed both ways.
(Yes, I said lucky, lucky because they effectively double their chances
of getting laid on a Saturday night.

Some people keep the commandments of God, and
only have relations with legal spouse.

I don't consider fornication to be lucky,
I consider it sinful.

-
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message news
On 6/28/2015 12:18 PM, Pthirus Pubis wrote:

Sexual preference is not something you choose nor can you change it at
will.
God permanently embedded it in your BIOS.

Some people are lucky and are programmed both ways.
(Yes, I said lucky, lucky because they effectively double their chances
of getting laid on a Saturday night.

Some people keep the commandments of God, and
only have relations with legal spouse.

I don't consider fornication to be lucky,
I consider it sinful.


That's because yer a ****ed-up-in-the-head mormon.
LOL

On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 15:00:03 +0100, Col. Edmund J. Burke wrote:

If Jesus was the guy the bible claims, what wood he say about all this gay
marriage stuff, ya reckon?
Probably somethin' simple like this -------
http://tinyurl.com/qewo5g9

Discuss.........

He looks like Jesus!

--
When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to **** you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your middle finger.

On 06/28/2015 06:31 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 6/28/2015 12:18 PM, Pthirus Pubis wrote:

Sexual preference is not something you choose nor can you change it at
will.
God permanently embedded it in your BIOS.

Some people are lucky and are programmed both ways.
(Yes, I said lucky, lucky because they effectively double their chances
of getting laid on a Saturday night.

Some people keep the commandments of God, and
only have relations with legal spouse.

I don't consider fornication to be lucky,
I consider it sinful.


And I "wood" argue it's not the sex act that is sinful but the lie afterwords.

"The Peeler" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 30 Jun 2015 01:12:16 +0100, Dumb Guy no. 1265, the Rectum's old
whore, wrote:

Discuss.........

Sexual preference is not something you choose nor can you change it at
will.
God permanently embedded it in your BIOS.

Sexual disorientations CAN be cured, unless you're a Grik.

A gay living the rest of his life on an island with a woman, would have
to turn straight.

NOT The Rectum, he'd rather kill himself! LOL


An island with greek women would be nice. The legendary Isle of Lesbos is
my furst choice.
Where the carpet munching never ends.