Your blue jeans told my blue jeans that you're fat. 8-)

http://qz.com/415592/google-taps-lev...ractive-jeans/

[8~{} Uncle Fat Monster

On 5/30/2015 4:54 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
Your blue jeans told my blue jeans that you're fat. 8-)

http://qz.com/415592/google-taps-lev...ractive-jeans/

[8~{} Uncle Fat Monster


That's just what teenagers need - more reason to have self-esteem issues!

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rebel

On Sat, 30 May 2015 04:54:04 -0500, Uncle Monster
wrote:

Your blue jeans told my blue jeans that you're fat. 8-)

http://qz.com/415592/google-taps-lev...ractive-jeans/

[8~{} Uncle Fat Monster

Something else to get teenagers wound up on dates.


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On Saturday, May 30, 2015 at 9:52:33 PM UTC-5, Dean Hoffman wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2015 04:54:04 -0500, Uncle Monster
wrote:

Your blue jeans told my blue jeans that you're fat. 8-)

http://qz.com/415592/google-taps-lev...ractive-jeans/

[8~{} Uncle Fat Monster

Something else to get teenagers wound up on dates.
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Imagine someone scratching their ass. I wonder what their phone would be texting? o_O

[8~{} Uncle Jeans Monster

On 5/30/2015 10:10 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, May 30, 2015 at 9:52:33 PM UTC-5, Dean Hoffman wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2015 04:54:04 -0500, Uncle Monster
wrote:

Your blue jeans told my blue jeans that you're fat. 8-)

http://qz.com/415592/google-taps-lev...ractive-jeans/

[8~{} Uncle Fat Monster

Something else to get teenagers wound up on dates.
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Imagine someone scratching their ass. I wonder what their phone would be texting? o_O

[8~{} Uncle Jeans Monster


Phone texts: "2 inches to the left... up just a tad ! aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
you found the spot!"

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rebel

On Saturday, May 30, 2015 at 11:17:07 PM UTC-5, rebel wrote:
On 5/30/2015 10:10 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, May 30, 2015 at 9:52:33 PM UTC-5, Dean Hoffman wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2015 04:54:04 -0500, Uncle Monster
wrote:

Your blue jeans told my blue jeans that you're fat. 8-)

http://qz.com/415592/google-taps-lev...ractive-jeans/

[8~{} Uncle Fat Monster

Something else to get teenagers wound up on dates.
--
Imagine someone scratching their ass. I wonder what their phone would be texting? o_O

[8~{} Uncle Jeans Monster


Phone texts: "2 inches to the left... up just a tad ! aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
you found the spot!"

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rebel

Oh the perverted things my warped mind can imagine about what this new technology will be used for. Telesex has always been a staple of SciFi stories written about a dystopian future. 8-)

[8~{} Uncle Future Monster

On Sat, 30 May 2015 23:51:14 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:
Imagine someone scratching their ass. I wonder
what their phone would be texting? o_O


Phone texts: "2 inches to the left... up just a tad !
aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! you found the spot!"


Oh the perverted things my warped mind can
imagine about what this new technology will be used
for. Telesex has always been a staple of SciFi stories
written about a dystopian future. 8-)

I think I saw a movie that had that in it! Bodily fluids were
considered unclean and people could only have children by in vitro.
Sex the conventional way was against the law!

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rebel

On Sunday, May 31, 2015 at 9:02:42 AM UTC-5, rebel wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2015 23:51:14 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:
Imagine someone scratching their ass. I wonder
what their phone would be texting? o_O


Phone texts: "2 inches to the left... up just a tad !
aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! you found the spot!"


Oh the perverted things my warped mind can
imagine about what this new technology will be used
for. Telesex has always been a staple of SciFi stories
written about a dystopian future. 8-)

I think I saw a movie that had that in it! Bodily fluids were
considered unclean and people could only have children by in vitro.
Sex the conventional way was against the law!

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rebel

I'm trying to remember the name of the movie but it was a SciFi comedy ..... I found it! Demolition Man! ^_^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jae38H1_j-E

[8~{} Uncle Demolition Monster

On 5/31/2015 9:42 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Sunday, May 31, 2015 at 9:02:42 AM UTC-5, rebel wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2015 23:51:14 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:
Imagine someone scratching their ass. I wonder
what their phone would be texting? o_O


Phone texts: "2 inches to the left... up just a tad !
aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! you found the spot!"


Oh the perverted things my warped mind can
imagine about what this new technology will be used
for. Telesex has always been a staple of SciFi stories
written about a dystopian future. 8-)

I think I saw a movie that had that in it! Bodily fluids were
considered unclean and people could only have children by in vitro.
Sex the conventional way was against the law!

--
rebel

I'm trying to remember the name of the movie but it was a SciFi comedy ..... I found it! Demolition Man! ^_^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jae38H1_j-E

[8~{} Uncle Demolition Monster


That's it! Very funny! haha

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rebel