As a world-admired grammarian, I like to work with words, uncoding,
decoding, reconstructing, etc. Below is a sample of my wordsmything.
(Remember kids: don't try this at home; I am a professional.)

"Come here, Miss Recktum, and frangilate Your Colonel's slimp. That's an
order!"

"Miss Recktum, gratify Your Colonel! Smuctate me avially, you wanktard!"

And finally:
"Why don't you ram it up your pim-hole, you fusking cloff prunker."

LOL

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In a more universal sense, we only get one thing. You know...a head stone if
we're lucky; if not, green grass.