You promised me nine inches of PURE BEEF,
and all I got was the ****IN' SHAFT!

WELL? WHERE IS IT???

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You promised me nine inches of PURE BEEF,
and all I got was the ****IN' SHAFT!

WELL? WHERE IS IT???

I think everyone knows damned-well where it is, Col. Weenie Warmer.

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WPoD

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Jim 'Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon' Gorman (aka Checkmate), socked up as
White Spunk in Throat, in
did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again:

In article ,
says...

You promised me nine inches of PURE BEEF,
and all I got was the ****IN' SHAFT!

WELL? WHERE IS IT???

I think everyone knows damned-well where it is, Col.

Is it in yer butt? It's in yer butt, isn't it. LOL

Weenie Warmer.

Well there ya go. His own words, folks. LOL

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FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
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In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
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In which Checkmate confesses his desire to **** who he claims is a guy:
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In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely **** a male dog:
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In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
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In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
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Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random objects:
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Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
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Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
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"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

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"Best you keester a kielbasa."

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"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

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"If you see a dick, suck it."

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"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

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"Pump a rump."

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"You gerbils are always in the dark."

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"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

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"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

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"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

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"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

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To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

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"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

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"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

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Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's words)
of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from
his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and
what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his
asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that
was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's
words) which caused him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of
a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like
"I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in
your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do us both at the same time."
(Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-****ing his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).

You'll note that every time Chimpy's been challenged to refute or deny
his self-described "unhappy childhood taking his belly-rubbing
homodaddy's dick up his ass" (Chimpy's words), Chimpy's declined,
because he knows he was, is and forever shall be the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words).
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What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

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