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THIS IS RETARDED... Flashlight with no switch
They were selling a cheap little kit at a store that has a jeweler
screwdriver set with 10 bits, and it included a "penlight" LED flashlight. Cost $2.99. I needed some of those tiny screwdrivers, so I bought it. Screwdrivers work fine, but the flashlight is retarded. It has NO SWITCH. After unscrewing the tip (head with bulb), I found a piece of paper between the batteries and the bulb. [There are no instructions]. After removing the paper, it lights up, but there is no way to turn it off, except to put that paper back, or remove the four tiny coin cells. Of course it's made in China.... I wonder what idiot designed that??????????? |
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THIS IS RETARDED... Flashlight with no switch
On 3/2/2015 7:22 AM, wrote:
They were selling a cheap little kit at a store that has a jeweler screwdriver set with 10 bits, and it included a "penlight" LED flashlight. Cost $2.99. I needed some of those tiny screwdrivers, so I bought it. Screwdrivers work fine, but the flashlight is retarded. It has NO SWITCH. After unscrewing the tip (head with bulb), I found a piece of paper between the batteries and the bulb. [There are no instructions]. After removing the paper, it lights up, but there is no way to turn it off, except to put that paper back, or remove the four tiny coin cells. Of course it's made in China.... I wonder what idiot designed that??????????? I've had some Chinky lights, that I had to partially unscrew the end, to get it to shut off. I never really trusted those. Even the mini mag (slightly unscrew to TURN ON) the light tends to turn it self on when I don't want. Like in a theatre in the dark. Harbor Freight has a little light with the paper in it. 99 cents, good price. I'd hate to be in the dark trying to get the end off, and scrape the little paper off (in the dark). Or, be in the dark and find the light got bumped on, and the batteries are dead and I'm still in the dark. Can't win some times. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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THIS IS RETARDED... Flashlight with no switch
On Monday, March 2, 2015 at 8:31:15 AM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote:
and I'm still in the dark. NO light will help you there... |
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Then she said: "THIS IS RETARDED... Flashlight with no switch"
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... They were selling a cheap little kit at a store that has a jeweler screwdriver set with 10 bits, and it included a "penlight" LED flashlight. Cost $2.99. I needed some of those tiny screwdrivers, so I bought it. Screwdrivers work fine, but the flashlight is retarded. It has NO SWITCH. After unscrewing the tip (head with bulb), I found a piece of paper between the batteries and the bulb. [There are no instructions]. After removing the paper, it lights up, but there is no way to turn it off, except to put that paper back, or remove the four tiny coin cells. Of course it's made in China.... I wonder what idiot designed that??????????? You are a perfect example of why girls should leave the fixin' to us guys. To turn off the light, one simply unscrews the "bulb" part until the light goes by-by. "Nuff said. LOL |
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THIS IS RETARDED... Flashlight with no switch
On Mon, 02 Mar 2015 16:58:50 -0700, Tony Hwang
wrote: wrote: They were selling a cheap little kit at a store that has a jeweler screwdriver set with 10 bits, and it included a "penlight" LED flashlight. Cost $2.99. I needed some of those tiny screwdrivers, so I bought it. Screwdrivers work fine, but the flashlight is retarded. It has NO SWITCH. After unscrewing the tip (head with bulb), I found a piece of paper between the batteries and the bulb. [There are no instructions]. After removing the paper, it lights up, but there is no way to turn it off, except to put that paper back, or remove the four tiny coin cells. Of course it's made in China.... I wonder what idiot designed that??????????? Hi, Retarded Who?, LOL! Home Guy from Canada. Hoot! People here think he has left, but now we see a bird of another color. |
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THIS IS RETARDED... Flashlight with no switch
On 3/2/2015 7:24 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 02 Mar 2015 16:58:50 -0700, Tony Hwang wrote: wrote: They were selling a cheap little kit at a store that has a jeweler screwdriver set with 10 bits, and it included a "penlight" LED flashlight. Cost $2.99. I needed some of those tiny screwdrivers, so I bought it. Screwdrivers work fine, but the flashlight is retarded. It has NO SWITCH. After unscrewing the tip (head with bulb), I found a piece of paper between the batteries and the bulb. [There are no instructions]. After removing the paper, it lights up, but there is no way to turn it off, except to put that paper back, or remove the four tiny coin cells. Of course it's made in China.... I wonder what idiot designed that??????????? Hi, Retarded Who?, LOL! Home Guy from Canada. Hoot! People here think he has left, but now we see a bird of another color. Is colon the turd of another color? |
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THIS IS RETARDED... Flashlight with no switch
On Mon, 02 Mar 2015 07:46:22 -0500, wrote:
On Mon, 02 Mar 2015 06:22:55 -0600, wrote: They were selling a cheap little kit at a store that has a jeweler screwdriver set with 10 bits, and it included a "penlight" LED flashlight. Cost $2.99. I needed some of those tiny screwdrivers, so I bought it. Screwdrivers work fine, but the flashlight is retarded. It has NO SWITCH. After unscrewing the tip (head with bulb), I found a piece of paper between the batteries and the bulb. [There are no instructions]. After removing the paper, it lights up, but there is no way to turn it off, except to put that paper back, or remove the four tiny coin cells. Of course it's made in China.... I wonder what idiot designed that??????????? You just twist the head until the light goes off. Lots of cheap flashlights work that way. It is better than a cheap switch that doesn't work. That's what I thought, but it dont work that way. It flickers, goes off, but the moment I lay it down, the light is back on. If I unscrew it more, the head falls off. Considering that 4 of those tiny coin cells probably cost twice what I paid for the whole deal, I may as well just save the batteries and bulb, and toss the rest of it. The screwdrivers were worth what I paid anyhow, so its no loss.... But why they make or sell something like this makes little sense. |
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THIS IS RETARDED... Flashlight with no switch
On Monday, March 2, 2015 at 10:28:15 PM UTC-6, wrote:
But why they make or sell something like this makes little sense. ....for an emergency...if it doesn't corrode all to hell before it's used! |
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THIS IS RETARDED... Flashlight with no switch
"Frank" wrote in message
... On 3/2/2015 7:24 PM, Oren wrote: On Mon, 02 Mar 2015 16:58:50 -0700, Tony Hwang wrote: wrote: They were selling a cheap little kit at a store that has a jeweler screwdriver set with 10 bits, and it included a "penlight" LED flashlight. Cost $2.99. I needed some of those tiny screwdrivers, so I bought it. Screwdrivers work fine, but the flashlight is retarded. It has NO SWITCH. After unscrewing the tip (head with bulb), I found a piece of paper between the batteries and the bulb. [There are no instructions]. After removing the paper, it lights up, but there is no way to turn it off, except to put that paper back, or remove the four tiny coin cells. Of course it's made in China.... I wonder what idiot designed that??????????? Hi, Retarded Who?, LOL! Home Guy from Canada. Hoot! People here think he has left, but now we see a bird of another color. Is colon the turd of another color? Frank? I colon isn't a turd; however, the two do have a relationship, one to the udder. Thanks fer axing. |
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THIS IS RETARDED... Flashlight with no switch Colon
NEMO posted for all of us...
On 3/4/2015 10:21 AM, Colon Edmud Burchese wrote: "Frank" wrote in message ... On 3/2/2015 7:24 PM, Oren wrote: On Mon, 02 Mar 2015 16:58:50 -0700, Tony Hwang wrote: wrote: They were selling a cheap little kit at a store that has a jeweler screwdriver set with 10 bits, and it included a "penlight" LED flashlight. Cost $2.99. I needed some of those tiny screwdrivers, so I bought it. Screwdrivers work fine, but the flashlight is retarded. It has NO SWITCH. After unscrewing the tip (head with bulb), I found a piece of paper between the batteries and the bulb. [There are no instructions]. After removing the paper, it lights up, but there is no way to turn it off, except to put that paper back, or remove the four tiny coin cells. Of course it's made in China.... I wonder what idiot designed that??????????? Hi, Retarded Who?, LOL! Home Guy from Canada. Hoot! People here think he has left, but now we see a bird of another color. Is colon the turd of another color? Frank? I colon isn't a turd; however, the two do have a relationship, one to the udder. Thanks fer axing. What's yer relationship with yer colon, Colon? He is probing that as we wait. He won't stop until he has answer. -- Tekkie *Please post a follow-up* |
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