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Thanksgiving 20114
Thanksgiving day. I am so thankful to the media
for informing me of my white privilege. As an adult white male, I'm so fortunate not to steal from convenience stores, assault police officers, and get shot to death. I never realized how much white privilege I have, until now. I sure wish I had the power to share my privilege with negro teenage males in the cities. But, I'm unable to give you a hair cut, leave your pistol home, show you how to buy fruits and vegetables instead of crack rocks and coke, pull up your saggy pants, put your base ball hat on forward, get you to stop stealing, and teach you words to replace "bitch, ho, mofo" that you, like, use, you know, uh, like, you know, all the time. I'd cheerfully share my white privilege with you, if I had some way to do so. Best wishes in all you do. I do care about you. - .. Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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Thanksgiving 20114
Stormin Mormon wrote:
Thanksgiving day. I am so thankful to the media for informing me of my white privilege. As an adult white male, I'm so fortunate not to steal from convenience stores, assault police officers, and get shot to death. I never realized how much white privilege I have, until now. I sure wish I had the power to share my privilege with negro teenage males in the cities. But, I'm unable to give you a hair cut, leave your pistol home, show you how to buy fruits and vegetables instead of crack rocks and coke, pull up your saggy pants, put your base ball hat on forward, get you to stop stealing, and teach you words to replace "bitch, ho, mofo" that you, like, use, you know, uh, like, you know, all the time. I'd cheerfully share my white privilege with you, if I had some way to do so. Best wishes in all you do. I do care about you. - . Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org . Hi, Happy Thanksgiving. You are 100 years ahead of us, LOL! |
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Thanksgiving 20114
On Thursday, November 27, 2014, 7:13:14 AM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Somehow you have contacted us from 18,100 years in the future...by the content, quality and demeanor of your message you must be in a facility for the mentally deranged. Please resume your normal injections. |
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Thanksgiving 20114
On Thu, 27 Nov 2014 08:13:37 -0500, Stormin Mormon
wrote: Thanksgiving day. I am so thankful to the media for informing me of my white privilege. As an adult white male, I'm so fortunate not to steal from convenience stores, assault police officers, and get shot to death. I never realized how much white privilege I have, until now. I sure wish I had the power to share my privilege with negro teenage males in the cities. But, I'm unable to give you a hair cut, leave your pistol home, show you how to buy fruits and vegetables instead of crack rocks and coke, pull up your saggy pants, put your base ball hat on forward, get you to stop stealing, and teach you words to replace "bitch, ho, mofo" that you, like, use, you know, uh, like, you know, all the time. I'd cheerfully share my white privilege with you, if I had some way to do so. Best wishes in all you do. I do care about you. - . Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org . I'm sure Jesus is really happy with you. Well, maybe not. |
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Thanksgiving 20114
This guy's a registered pedophile.
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Thanksgiving 20114
On 11/28/2014 1:40 PM, Col. Edmund Burke wrote:
This guy's a registered pedophile. Mildred, I told you not to tell anyone! - .. Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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