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Ping! The Real Stormin Mormon
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Stormin Mormon wrote: On 11/21/2013 7:35 PM, wrote: On Thu, 21 Nov 2013 17:52:20 -0500, Stormin Mormon Please, call me Stormy. Everyone does. Are you Malformed? No, I'm Stormy. krwd has comprehension problems...which is why he takes his daily instructions from limbaugh, but that leaves him hanging two days a week |
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On Sun, 08 Dec 2013 10:39:40 -0800, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds"
wrote: In article , Stormin Mormon wrote: On 11/21/2013 7:35 PM, wrote: On Thu, 21 Nov 2013 17:52:20 -0500, Stormin Mormon Please, call me Stormy. Everyone does. Are you Malformed? No, I'm Stormy. krwd has comprehension problems...which is why he takes his daily instructions from limbaugh, but that leaves him hanging two days a week Nah, your lies are very easy to understand, Malformed. Since that's all you can do, it's easy to tell them from truths. You've never uttered one, at least intentionally. |
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Ping! The Real Stormin Mormon
On Wed, 08 Jan 2014 09:53:26 -0800, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds"
wrote: On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in New York City were Listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through. So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through. The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do, which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?" Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blonds exhibit, the husband replied, "Krwless why don't you just leave the ****ing car in the garage this time?" More lies from Malformed go unread, by anyone. |
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