People waste far too much time sitting on the toilet. This is all
productive time that could serve a much better purpose. The solution is
finally here. Introducing the "Roll-A-Toilet". It's a portable toilet
on wheels, with a small gas engine, which runs on both gasoline and
human flatulance. Simply sit on your "Roll-A-Toilet", flip a lever and
the engine starts. Exit your house door, and drive your "Roll-A-Toilet"
to the grocery store, to work, or to do errands or visit friends. You
can continue to **** an **** while on your way to your busy life.

The "Roll-A-Toilet" comes complete with a roll of toilet paper and a
spare roll holder. The contents are held in the built in holding tank
until you arrive back at your home, and can empty the contents directly
into your home toilet or any sewer, by flipping a switch and putting the
hose into your toilet or sewer.

Better yet, your "Roll-A-Toilet" is capable of doing up to 75mph and is
legal to drive on any highway, road, tollway, or freeway. If you prefer
a little privacy, or live in a cold climate, you can purchase the
optional heat houser. This is an enclosure that attaches to your
"Roll-A-Toilet", which can be heated and provides privacy for your
"bee-hind". Personally, I prefer the "open model", which looks exactly
like any home toilet but on wheels. It rolls down the highway and
everyone can watch you "do your job". After all, everyone uses a
toilet, so it should come as no shock to anyone.

Best of all, it's extremely efficient, which is great for the
environment. As long as you keep farting, your "Roll-A-Toilet" will
keep moving by burning the farts directly from your asshole. If you run
out of farts, it will automatically switch over to gasoline, and will
get up to 147 miles per gallon, under normal conditions.

You cant go wrong. Quit wasting productive time sitting on your home
toilet. The "Roll-A-Toilet", the toilet on the move. The toilet of the
future. Using space age technology.

Watch for the Roll-A-Toilet satellite HD-television. To be released in
December of 2013. You'll be able to watch all satellite television
programming while going down the road on your Roll-A-Toilet.

Taking a **** has never been so much fun !

Order yours today. Supplies are limited.
Be the first on your block to own you very own "Roll-A-Toilet"!

FREE Shipping if ordered before the end of October 2013.

Phone for details:
1-800-Roll-A-Toilet

Or visit our website:
www.Roll-A-Toilet.com

On 10/21/2013 6:50 AM, wrote:
People waste far too much time sitting on the toilet. This is all
productive time that could serve a much better purpose. The solution is
finally here. Introducing the "Roll-A-Toilet". It's a portable toilet
on wheels, with a small gas engine, which runs on both gasoline and
human flatulance. Simply sit on your "Roll-A-Toilet", flip a lever and
the engine starts. Exit your house door, and drive your "Roll-A-Toilet"
to the grocery store, to work, or to do errands or visit friends. You
can continue to **** an **** while on your way to your busy life.

The "Roll-A-Toilet" comes complete with a roll of toilet paper and a
spare roll holder. The contents are held in the built in holding tank
until you arrive back at your home, and can empty the contents directly
into your home toilet or any sewer, by flipping a switch and putting the
hose into your toilet or sewer.

Better yet, your "Roll-A-Toilet" is capable of doing up to 75mph and is
legal to drive on any highway, road, tollway, or freeway. If you prefer
a little privacy, or live in a cold climate, you can purchase the
optional heat houser. This is an enclosure that attaches to your
"Roll-A-Toilet", which can be heated and provides privacy for your
"bee-hind". Personally, I prefer the "open model", which looks exactly
like any home toilet but on wheels. It rolls down the highway and
everyone can watch you "do your job". After all, everyone uses a
toilet, so it should come as no shock to anyone.

Best of all, it's extremely efficient, which is great for the
environment. As long as you keep farting, your "Roll-A-Toilet" will
keep moving by burning the farts directly from your asshole. If you run
out of farts, it will automatically switch over to gasoline, and will
get up to 147 miles per gallon, under normal conditions.

You cant go wrong. Quit wasting productive time sitting on your home
toilet. The "Roll-A-Toilet", the toilet on the move. The toilet of the
future. Using space age technology.

Watch for the Roll-A-Toilet satellite HD-television. To be released in
December of 2013. You'll be able to watch all satellite television
programming while going down the road on your Roll-A-Toilet.

Taking a **** has never been so much fun !

Order yours today. Supplies are limited.
Be the first on your block to own you very own "Roll-A-Toilet"!

FREE Shipping if ordered before the end of October 2013.

Phone for details:
1-800-Roll-A-Toilet

Or visit our website:
www.Roll-A-Toilet.com

Does it burn toilet paper, for the infernal combustion
engine?


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Christopher A. Young
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