I was taking the elevator in the parking deck the other day. There
was a man and woman together that looked like they were around 50.
Standing at the elevator buttons, the man was saying.......I think we
are in E (deck). The woman insists...........No. We are in F (deck).

I looked at the guy and said..........she sounds pretty sure.
He says...........She is probably right........She is right about
everything else.

On Sun, 26 May 2013 17:11:47 -0400, Metspitzer
wrote:

I was taking the elevator in the parking deck the other day. There
was a man and woman together that looked like they were around 50.
Standing at the elevator buttons, the man was saying.......I think we
are in E (deck). The woman insists...........No. We are in F (deck).

I looked at the guy and said..........she sounds pretty sure.
He says...........She is probably right........She is right about
everything else.

A disagreement among a husband and wife, in Florida.

He says the town is Kissimmee.

She says, this is Kiss-a-me.

The man stops in Burger King, asking is this Kissimmee or Kiss-a-me?

No Sir! This is Burger King!

I went to a stationary store to buy envelopes.
But, it had moved.

I would have eaten the potatos that I fixed for dinner, last night.

But, the lost their a peel.
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I went to a stationary store to buy envelopes.
But, it had moved.




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nestork

"Metspitzer" wrote in message
...
I was taking the elevator in the parking deck the other day. There
was a man and woman together that looked like they were around 50.
Standing at the elevator buttons, the man was saying.......I think we
are in E (deck). The woman insists...........No. We are in F (deck).

I looked at the guy and said..........she sounds pretty sure.
He says...........She is probably right........She is right about
everything else.

Every time I hear a similar joke I'm reminded that women control 100% of the
world's supply.