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As of today, I'm becoming a Mormon.
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On Thursday 24 January 2013 14:08 wrote in
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As of today, I'm becoming a Mormon.
Tomorrow I'll be a Moron.

Jesus H. Christ
Learn more about Jesus (that's me)
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Can you come to England and turn the rain into beer?

Proper beer mind, not that lager gnats-**** dishwater crap.

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"It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent
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On Jan 24, 6:38*am, Tim Watts wrote:
On Thursday 24 January 2013 14:08 wrote in
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As of today, I'm becoming a Mormon.
Tomorrow I'll be a Moron.


Jesus H. Christ
Learn more about Jesus (that's me)
*www.lsd.org
.


Can you come to England and turn the rain into beer?

Proper beer mind, not that lager gnats-**** dishwater crap.

--
Tim Watts * * * * * * * * Personal Blog:http://www.dionic..net/tim/

"It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent
moral busybodies."


Better than that. I can change beer into rain!

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On Jan 24, 6:08*am, wrote:
As of today, I'm becoming a Mormon.
Tomorrow I'll be a Moron.

Jesus H. Christ
Learn more about Jesus (that's me)
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If true you are already a moron today.

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As of today, I'm becoming a Mormon.
Tomorrow I'll be a Moron.

Jesus H. Christ
Learn more about Jesus (that's me)
www.lsd.org


Don't forget the package with the nylon undies, and the little pocket
catalog of handshakes and secret Masonic symbols.

and after that, www.ex-mormon.org if the dew falls from the rose, or, as
with most, you just find the whole story of Joseph Smith and the magic
castles to be utter fabrication, or at least plagiarism of written text, no
matter what the subject.

Steve


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