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You're computer may stop working this morning
If the manufacturer of your CPU used any data from the Mayan calendar,
or mathematic formulas based on this calendar, to produce this chip, (which some have), your computer will stop operating at exactly 11:11am UTC on December 21, 2012. It's unknown exactly what will occur, but it's suggested that it will reboot and just keep rebooting for eternity or until it's disconnected from the power source. The other option is that it will just turn off and simply refuse to restart. However, this is the exact same time the world will end, so no one will ever know which manufacturers used Mayan data in their computer chips. If you happen to be the only survivor of the apocalypse, and your computer stops working, be sure to call Intel, Apple, or whoever made your CPU, and threaten to file a lawsuit against them. When calling them, there may be long wait times on the phone, so be sure to stock up on beer and pretzels before placing the call. Notice, the US government has issued a statement that REQUIRES every citizen to fasten their seatbelt, eleven minutes before the apocalypse occurs in your time zone, and keep it attached until the end occurs. Anyone violating this requirement, can and will be fined up to $10,000 and/or get up to one year in prison. If you do not have seatbelts in your home or workplace, you MUST go to a vehicle equipped with them, and attach them at the required time. The times to "Click It or Ticket", are as follows. 6:00am Eastern standard time 5:00am Central standard time 4:00am Mountain standard time 3:00am Pacific standard time 2:00am Alaskan standard time 1:00am Hawaiian standard time The apocalypse will occur 11 minutes later, so be prepared for the worst. However, your seatbelt will protect you in these final moments and guarantee you will have a safe departure from planet Earth. * Seat Belts save Souls * ___ ----------[ ] |---------- [ ] | ----------[___] |---------- * Be sure to wear yours * |
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