Posted to me from America.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign
exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry,
1775," he said.

"Very good! -- Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for
the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"
Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."



"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more
difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but
what you can do for your
country'?"

Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F.
Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of
yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more
about our history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F_ _ k the Japs."
"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.'


The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?"
Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"
Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****! -- If you
say anything else -- I'll kill you!"
Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael
Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."


The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh ****, We're screwed!"
Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."

harry wrote:

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, We're screwed!"

Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."

Little Akio got that one wrong.

The correct answer was

"The American people, November 7, 2000 AND November 2, 2004"

On 7/8/2012 7:49 AM, Guy in the House wrote:
harry wrote:

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, We're screwed!"

Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."

Little Akio got that one wrong.

The correct answer was

"The American people, November 7, 2000 AND November 2, 2004"


Says the P.L.L.C.F. version of history. ^_^

TDD

The Daring Dufas wrote in
:

On 7/8/2012 7:49 AM, Guy in the House wrote:
harry wrote:

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, We're screwed!"

Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."

Little Akio got that one wrong.

The correct answer was

"The American people, November 7, 2000 AND November 2, 2004"


Says the P.L.L.C.F. version of history. ^_^

We're governed by an (un)holy trinity. Therefore we can assign the blame
3 ways, probably at least 40:40:20. Take your pick ...

--
Best regards
= Han =
you should know by now who I am ...

On Sun, 08 Jul 2012 07:57:47 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 7/8/2012 7:49 AM, Guy in the House wrote:
harry wrote:

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, We're screwed!"

Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."

Little Akio got that one wrong.

The correct answer was

"The American people, November 7, 2000 AND November 2, 2004"


Says the P.L.L.C.F. version of history. ^_^

What would you expect from HomoGuy?