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JESUS IS LORD!
JESUS IS LORD, and believe in your heart that GOD raised HIM from the
dead, thou shalt be saved, and thy house.(cf. THE HOLY BIBLE: ROMANS 10:9 and ACTS 16:31b). Have you received THE LORD GOD OF ISRAELS MOST BELOVED and ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, to be your personal Lord and Savior? If not, say this prayer: LORD GOD, please forgive me of my sins. Thank YOU for YOUR Faithfulness in always being with me and loving me so much to send me YOUR MOST BELOVED and ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, to die on the cross for me. I receive HIM now into my heart and life to be my Lord and Savior. I pray this in the name of GOD, THE FATHER; GOD, THE SON; and GOD, THE HOLY SPIRIT. * Amen. So let everyone in Israel know for certain that GOD has made this JESUS, whom you crucified, to be both Lord and Messiah! ACTS 2:36. For I tell you, you will not see me again until you say, 'BLESSED IS HE WHO COMES IN THE NAME OF THE LORD." MATTHEW 23:39. Visit and share this with family, friends, fans and followers: www.BIBLEstudycd.com/Lessons.html. May you be blessed abundantly! THE GOSPEL: www.ebible.com/kjv/matthew www.ebible.com/kjv/mark www.ebible.com/kjv/luke www.ebible.com/kjv/john |
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JESUS IS LORD!
Did Jesus ever do home repairs? He was, of course,
the son of a carpenter. And was raised, learning the trade. Did Jesus ever comment, if WD-40 is a lubricant, or water displacer? Did Jesus use CFL or filament light bulbs? Did Jesus install Kwikset, Weiser, or Schlage locks? Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "GOD OF ISRAEL" wrote in message ... JESUS IS LORD, and believe in your heart that GOD raised HIM from the dead, thou shalt be saved, and thy house.(cf. THE HOLY BIBLE: ROMANS 10:9 and ACTS 16:31b). Have you received THE LORD GOD OF ISRAEL'S MOST BELOVED and ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, to be your personal Lord and Savior? |
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JESUS IS LORD!
On 5/16/2012 5:56 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Did Jesus ever do home repairs? He was, of course, the son of a carpenter. And was raised, learning the trade. Did Jesus ever comment, if WD-40 is a lubricant, or water displacer? Did Jesus use CFL or filament light bulbs? Did Jesus install Kwikset, Weiser, or Schlage locks? Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . Jesus cuts several of my neighbors lawns. You set yourself up for this one |
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JESUS IS LORD!
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
: Did Jesus ever do home repairs? He was, of course, the son of a carpenter. And was raised, learning the trade. Did Jesus ever comment, if WD-40 is a lubricant, or water displacer? Ya know that ONE question people get to ask Jesus when they croak? That's mine. Did Jesus use CFL or filament light bulbs? Did Jesus install Kwikset, Weiser, or Schlage locks? Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . |
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JESUS IS LORD!
You are so very kind to assist.
Have you noticed? The lawn guy loves the Cat in the Hat. Even insistes on being adressed Hey Seuss. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Frank" wrote in message ... Jesus cuts several of my neighbors lawns. You set yourself up for this one |
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JESUS IS LORD!
On Wed, 16 May 2012 17:56:42 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: Did Jesus ever do home repairs? He was, of course, the son of a carpenter. And was raised, learning the trade. Did Jesus ever comment, if WD-40 is a lubricant, or water displacer? Did Jesus use CFL or filament light bulbs? Did Jesus install Kwikset, Weiser, or Schlage locks? Jesus carried a gun because JESUS KILLS!!!! http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg113...pg&res=landing Jesus was insane too.... http://doctore.blog.is/users/b4/doct...sus_579750.jpg |
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JESUS IS LORD!
Actually, I'm guessing that question has been answered,
but it's in the pages Martin Harris lost, and so we'll never really know. Either that, or it's in the sealed section of the gold plates. The answer may be revealed in the inner room of the temple, but is considered too sacred to reveal outside the temple. I know; I was in the temple one time and got to spray hinges. I won't tell you WHY the hinges got sprayed, you'll have to learn for yourself. There is a painful purification ritual before that, and only about 5% of the people survive the ritual. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Red Green" wrote in message ... Did Jesus ever comment, if WD-40 is a lubricant, or water displacer? Ya know that ONE question people get to ask Jesus when they croak? That's mine. |
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JESUS IS LORD!
On May 16, 2:56*pm, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: Did Jesus ever do home repairs? *He was, of course, the son of a carpenter. And was raised, learning the trade. Did Jesus ever comment, if WD-40 is a lubricant, or water displacer? Did Jesus use CFL or filament light bulbs? Did Jesus install Kwikset, Weiser, or Schlage locks? Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . "GOD OF ISRAEL" wrote in ... JESUS IS LORD, and believe in your heart that GOD raised HIM from the dead, thou shalt be saved, and thy house.(cf. THE HOLY BIBLE: ROMANS 10:9 and ACTS 16:31b). Have you received THE LORD GOD OF ISRAEL'S MOST BELOVED and ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, to be your personal Lord and Savior? For sure he has no idea of what a caps lock is for. Harry K |
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