Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light
bulb?

A: 1,392:

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb
has been changed...

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently,

4 to complain that they were happy with the old one,

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs,

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs,

53 to flame the spell checkers,

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb
discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list,

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames,

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this
email exchange to alt.lite.bulb,

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped,

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list,

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique, and what brands are faulty,

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs,

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected
URLs,

12 to flame the AOL users for violating netiqutte and blame them for
starting this whole thing,

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that "are relevant to this
list, which makes light bulbs relevant to this list,"

45 posts about weather or not AOL should even be allowed to exist,

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers
and footers, and then add "Me Too,"

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy,

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three,"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ,

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup,

47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it
here, and

143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

1 poster to read the thread on Google about five years later. Post a
question, and start it all over again.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 18:39:24 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light
bulb?

A: 1,392:

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb
has been changed...

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently,

4 to complain that they were happy with the old one,

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs,

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs,

53 to flame the spell checkers,

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb
discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list,

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames,

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this
email exchange to alt.lite.bulb,

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped,

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list,

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique, and what brands are faulty,

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs,

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected
URLs,

12 to flame the AOL users for violating netiqutte and blame them for
starting this whole thing,

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that "are relevant to this
list, which makes light bulbs relevant to this list,"

45 posts about weather or not AOL should even be allowed to exist,

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers
and footers, and then add "Me Too,"

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy,

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three,"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ,

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup,

47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it
here, and

143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

1 poster to read the thread on Google about five years later. Post a
question, and start it all over again.


Q: What's an Internet Mail List?

zzzzzzzzzz wrote:
On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 18:39:24 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"

Q: What's an Internet Mail List?

Must be a place that allows top posting.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 16:57:29 -0700, "Bob F" wrote:

wrote:
On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 18:39:24 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"

Q: What's an Internet Mail List?

Must be a place that allows top posting.

Ah, right. Never been there.

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
:

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a
light bulb?

A: 1,392:

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light
bulb has been changed...



Don't forget the 14,000,000,000 Facebook users who "LIKED" the video of
the bulb-changing!

--
Tegger

Hey, Tegger! What's your password?

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

"Tegger" wrote in message
...
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
:

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a
light bulb?


Don't forget the 14,000,000,000 Facebook users who "LIKED" the video of
the bulb-changing!

--
Tegger

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
:


"Tegger" wrote in message
...
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
:

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a
light bulb?


Don't forget the 14,000,000,000 Facebook users who "LIKED" the video of
the bulb-changing!


Hey, Tegger! What's your password?



V - I - A - A - G - R - A


--
Tegger

On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 21:25:30 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Hey, Tegger! What's your password?

"What's the frequency, Kenneth?"

Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

"Tegger" wrote in message
...


Hey, Tegger! What's your password?



V - I - A - A - G - R - A


--
Tegger

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
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"Tegger" wrote in message
...


Hey, Tegger! What's your password?



V - I - A - A - G - R - A



Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?




I walked right into that one, didn't I? :^)




--
Tegger

One of my creative gifts. Only took a second to think it up.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

"Tegger" wrote in message
...
Hey, Tegger! What's your password?



V - I - A - A - G - R - A



Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?




I walked right into that one, didn't I? :^)




--
Tegger

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
. ..

"Tegger" wrote in message
...


Hey, Tegger! What's your password?



V - I - A - A - G - R - A


# Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
#

It if wasn't, a refund should be expected.