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What to do if your Doorknob is Hot
On Mar 22, 5:04*am, wrote:
You come home and notice smoke coming out of your house. *When you grab your doorknob, it burns your fingers. *Because you dont have any hot pads or welding gloves in your car, you have no way to open the door. What should you do? 1. Call Home Depot and complain they sold you a defective doorknob? 2. Light a cigarette and relax until the doorknob gets cool? 3. Go to your neighbor and ask to borrow a hot pad? 4. Pour a bucket of water or can of beer on it? 5. See if you can trick that bratty kid next door into burning his hands on the doorknob? 6. **** on the doorknob to cool it? 7. Roast marshmallows or hotdogs on the doorknob? 8. Try another door, or crawl in a window? 9. Go to a motel for the day or night? 10. Go to the bar and get drunk until the doorknob cools down. 11. Call your insurance company to report a break-in, then smash the door? 12. Go to a different house that has a cool doorknob? 13. Call your wife or special woman and tell her you got a very hot knob? 14. Pray to God for a cooler full of ice and cold beer? 15. Get really ****ed and drive your car into the house? 16. Pickup a HOT whore. *She's already hot so she wont feel your hot knob. 17. Find the cocksucker that made your doorknob hot and punch them? 18. Do nothing. Apathy is your main goal in life? 19. Call a HOTline on your cellphone? 20. Other (type your own suggestion) ________________________________ Choose all that apply by number! _________________________ call fire department your home is on fire |
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What to do if your Doorknob is Hot
You come home and notice smoke coming out of your house. When you grab
your doorknob, it burns your fingers. Because you dont have any hot pads or welding gloves in your car, you have no way to open the door. What should you do? 1. Call Home Depot and complain they sold you a defective doorknob? 2. Light a cigarette and relax until the doorknob gets cool? 3. Go to your neighbor and ask to borrow a hot pad? 4. Pour a bucket of water or can of beer on it? 5. See if you can trick that bratty kid next door into burning his hands on the doorknob? 6. **** on the doorknob to cool it? 7. Roast marshmallows or hotdogs on the doorknob? 8. Try another door, or crawl in a window? 9. Go to a motel for the day or night? 10. Go to the bar and get drunk until the doorknob cools down. 11. Call your insurance company to report a break-in, then smash the door? 12. Go to a different house that has a cool doorknob? 13. Call your wife or special woman and tell her you got a very hot knob? 14. Pray to God for a cooler full of ice and cold beer? 15. Get really ****ed and drive your car into the house? 16. Pickup a HOT whore. She's already hot so she wont feel your hot knob. 17. Find the cocksucker that made your doorknob hot and punch them? 18. Do nothing. Apathy is your main goal in life? 19. Call a HOTline on your cellphone? 20. Other (type your own suggestion) ________________________________ Choose all that apply by number! _________________________ |
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What to do if your Doorknob is Hot
On Mar 22, 1:21*am, bob haller wrote:
On Mar 22, 5:04*am, wrote: You come home and notice smoke coming out of your house. *When you grab your doorknob, it burns your fingers. *Because you dont have any hot pads or welding gloves in your car, you have no way to open the door. What should you do? 1. Call Home Depot and complain they sold you a defective doorknob? 2. Light a cigarette and relax until the doorknob gets cool? 3. Go to your neighbor and ask to borrow a hot pad? 4. Pour a bucket of water or can of beer on it? 5. See if you can trick that bratty kid next door into burning his hands on the doorknob? 6. **** on the doorknob to cool it? 7. Roast marshmallows or hotdogs on the doorknob? 8. Try another door, or crawl in a window? 9. Go to a motel for the day or night? 10. Go to the bar and get drunk until the doorknob cools down. 11. Call your insurance company to report a break-in, then smash the door? 12. Go to a different house that has a cool doorknob? 13. Call your wife or special woman and tell her you got a very hot knob? 14. Pray to God for a cooler full of ice and cold beer? 15. Get really ****ed and drive your car into the house? 16. Pickup a HOT whore. *She's already hot so she wont feel your hot knob. 17. Find the cocksucker that made your doorknob hot and punch them? 18. Do nothing. Apathy is your main goal in life? 19. Call a HOTline on your cellphone? 20. Other (type your own suggestion) ________________________________ Choose all that apply by number! _________________________ call fire department your home is on fire He's so dumb he probably doesn't know how to call the FD. Harry K |
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What to do if your Doorknob is Hot
On Mar 22, 10:41*am, Harry K wrote:
On Mar 22, 1:21*am, bob haller wrote: On Mar 22, 5:04*am, wrote: You come home and notice smoke coming out of your house. *When you grab your doorknob, it burns your fingers. *Because you dont have any hot pads or welding gloves in your car, you have no way to open the door. What should you do? 1. Call Home Depot and complain they sold you a defective doorknob? 2. Light a cigarette and relax until the doorknob gets cool? 3. Go to your neighbor and ask to borrow a hot pad? 4. Pour a bucket of water or can of beer on it? 5. See if you can trick that bratty kid next door into burning his hands on the doorknob? 6. **** on the doorknob to cool it? 7. Roast marshmallows or hotdogs on the doorknob? 8. Try another door, or crawl in a window? 9. Go to a motel for the day or night? 10. Go to the bar and get drunk until the doorknob cools down. 11. Call your insurance company to report a break-in, then smash the door? 12. Go to a different house that has a cool doorknob? 13. Call your wife or special woman and tell her you got a very hot knob? 14. Pray to God for a cooler full of ice and cold beer? 15. Get really ****ed and drive your car into the house? 16. Pickup a HOT whore. *She's already hot so she wont feel your hot knob. 17. Find the cocksucker that made your doorknob hot and punch them? 18. Do nothing. Apathy is your main goal in life? 19. Call a HOTline on your cellphone? 20. Other (type your own suggestion) ________________________________ Choose all that apply by number! _________________________ call fire department your home is on fire He's so dumb he probably doesn't know how to call the FD. That's easy. You just look up the number for 911. |
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