On Mar 22, 5:04*am, wrote:
You come home and notice smoke coming out of your house. *When you grab
your doorknob, it burns your fingers. *Because you dont have any hot
pads or welding gloves in your car, you have no way to open the door.
What should you do?

1. Call Home Depot and complain they sold you a defective doorknob?

2. Light a cigarette and relax until the doorknob gets cool?

3. Go to your neighbor and ask to borrow a hot pad?

4. Pour a bucket of water or can of beer on it?

5. See if you can trick that bratty kid next door into burning his hands
on the doorknob?

6. **** on the doorknob to cool it?

7. Roast marshmallows or hotdogs on the doorknob?

8. Try another door, or crawl in a window?

9. Go to a motel for the day or night?

10. Go to the bar and get drunk until the doorknob cools down.

11. Call your insurance company to report a break-in, then smash the
door?

12. Go to a different house that has a cool doorknob?

13. Call your wife or special woman and tell her you got a very hot
knob?

14. Pray to God for a cooler full of ice and cold beer?

15. Get really ****ed and drive your car into the house?

16. Pickup a HOT whore. *She's already hot so she wont feel your hot
knob.

17. Find the cocksucker that made your doorknob hot and punch them?

18. Do nothing. Apathy is your main goal in life?

19. Call a HOTline on your cellphone?

20. Other (type your own suggestion) ________________________________

Choose all that apply by number!

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call fire department your home is on fire