I said I would not wait till the day before Christmas this year to
shop. So, I finished all my shopping this week.

I got The Clapper, Orange Glo, Time Life's Greatest Hits, two Ginsu
Knife sets, three Chia Pets, The Foreman Grill, a food grinder, lots
of cleaning supplies, tons of cookware, four exercise machines, three
diet plans, The Titan Peeler, the Touch and Brush, The Snuggie, the
Hercules Hook and everything else Billy Mayes has ever advertised. I
got a FREE Bible, a FREE lighted magnifier, a FREE toothbrush, thirty
free minutes if I ever get a Verizon cellphone, and a credit card debt
that will take me 30 years to pay off, because everytime my television
says "Have your credit card ready", I get mine ready and I dial the
phone as soon as they say "You Must Call Now" (That's a demand and we
must do it). Now I'm waiting for one of those debt reduction
commercials, and I have my credit card is ready for their services.

Just call me Speedy Shopper

wrote:
I said I would not wait till the day before Christmas this year to
shop. So, I finished all my shopping this week.

I got The Clapper, Orange Glo, Time Life's Greatest Hits, two Ginsu
Knife sets, three Chia Pets, The Foreman Grill, a food grinder, lots
of cleaning supplies, tons of cookware, four exercise machines, three
diet plans, The Titan Peeler, the Touch and Brush, The Snuggie, the
Hercules Hook and everything else Billy Mayes has ever advertised. I
got a FREE Bible, a FREE lighted magnifier, a FREE toothbrush, thirty
free minutes if I ever get a Verizon cellphone, and a credit card debt
that will take me 30 years to pay off, because everytime my television
says "Have your credit card ready", I get mine ready and I dial the
phone as soon as they say "You Must Call Now" (That's a demand and we
must do it). Now I'm waiting for one of those debt reduction
commercials, and I have my credit card is ready for their services.

Just call me Speedy Shopper


What, no Flexseal???? Better hurry before they run out!!!

Forgot the Harbor Freight multifuction vibrating tool that
cuts, sands, saws, and breaks eggs for you.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Ken" wrote in message
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wrote:


Just call me Speedy Shopper


What, no Flexseal???? Better hurry before they run out!!!

On Nov 11, 10:15*am, wrote:
I said I would not wait till the day before Christmas this year to
shop. *So, I finished all my shopping this week.

I got The Clapper, Orange Glo, Time Life's Greatest Hits, two Ginsu
Knife sets, three Chia Pets, The Foreman Grill, a food grinder, lots
of cleaning supplies, tons of cookware, four exercise machines, three
diet plans, The Titan Peeler, the Touch and Brush, The Snuggie, the
Hercules Hook and everything else Billy Mayes has ever advertised. *I
got a FREE Bible, a FREE lighted magnifier, a FREE toothbrush, thirty
free minutes if I ever get a Verizon cellphone, and a credit card debt
that will take me 30 years to pay off, because everytime my television
says "Have your credit card ready", I get mine ready and I dial the
phone as soon as they say "You Must Call Now" (That's a demand and we
must do it). *Now I'm waiting for one of those debt reduction
commercials, and I have my credit card is ready for their services.

Just call me Speedy Shopper

More wimmins work...........
Do you actually need all this junk?

wrote:
I said I would not wait till the day before Christmas this year to
shop. So, I finished all my shopping this week.

I got The Clapper, Orange Glo, Time Life's Greatest Hits, two Ginsu
Knife sets, three Chia Pets, The Foreman Grill, a food grinder, lots
of cleaning supplies, tons of cookware, four exercise machines, three
diet plans, The Titan Peeler, the Touch and Brush, The Snuggie, the
Hercules Hook and everything else Billy Mayes has ever advertised. I
got a FREE Bible, a FREE lighted magnifier, a FREE toothbrush, thirty
free minutes if I ever get a Verizon cellphone, and a credit card debt
that will take me 30 years to pay off, because everytime my television
says "Have your credit card ready", I get mine ready and I dial the
phone as soon as they say "You Must Call Now" (That's a demand and we
must do it). Now I'm waiting for one of those debt reduction
commercials, and I have my credit card is ready for their services.

Just call me Speedy Shopper

Heh, Heh
My shopping is always done B4 summer starts. I am speedier?
My CC balance is negative numbers..

wrote:
I said I would not wait till the day before Christmas this year to
shop. So, I finished all my shopping this week.

I got The Clapper, Orange Glo, Time Life's Greatest Hits, two Ginsu
Knife sets, three Chia Pets, The Foreman Grill, a food grinder, lots
of cleaning supplies, tons of cookware, four exercise machines, three
diet plans, The Titan Peeler, the Touch and Brush, The Snuggie, the
Hercules Hook and everything else Billy Mayes has ever advertised. I
got a FREE Bible, a FREE lighted magnifier, a FREE toothbrush, thirty
free minutes if I ever get a Verizon cellphone, and a credit card debt
that will take me 30 years to pay off, because everytime my television
says "Have your credit card ready", I get mine ready and I dial the
phone as soon as they say "You Must Call Now" (That's a demand and we
must do it). Now I'm waiting for one of those debt reduction
commercials, and I have my credit card is ready for their services.

Just call me Speedy Shopper

Sounds like the yard sale down the street awhile back. It all would of cost $73

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:j9jaga
:

Forgot the Harbor Freight multifuction vibrating tool that
cuts, sands, saws, and breaks eggs for you.




I tried sanding eggs once. It was difficult. The eggs fell apart and
clogged the sandaper. Sawing eggs was better, but was an inferior method
compared to an egg-cutter.


--
Tegger

On Nov 11, 5:15*am, wrote:
I said I would not wait till the day before Christmas this year to
shop. *So, I finished all my shopping this week.

I got The Clapper, Orange Glo, Time Life's Greatest Hits, two Ginsu
Knife sets, three Chia Pets, The Foreman Grill, a food grinder, lots
of cleaning supplies, tons of cookware, four exercise machines, three
diet plans, The Titan Peeler, the Touch and Brush, The Snuggie, the
Hercules Hook and everything else Billy Mayes has ever advertised. *I
got a FREE Bible, a FREE lighted magnifier, a FREE toothbrush, thirty
free minutes if I ever get a Verizon cellphone, and a credit card debt
that will take me 30 years to pay off, because everytime my television
says "Have your credit card ready", I get mine ready and I dial the
phone as soon as they say "You Must Call Now" (That's a demand and we
must do it). *Now I'm waiting for one of those debt reduction
commercials, and I have my credit card is ready for their services.

Just call me Speedy Shopper

Serious reply:

I took an on-line survey which earned me a $50 credit to my amazon.com
account.

2 days later my daughter texted me a "Christmas hint" - a link to a
$48 item she found on amazon.com.

I clicked the link on my Droid, entered my amazon.com password and the
gift was purchased with the credit, all without getting up from my
recliner.

Now's that's some savvy shopping!

wrote in message
...
I said I would not wait till the day before Christmas this year to
shop. So, I finished all my shopping this week.

I got The Clapper, Orange Glo, Time Life's Greatest Hits, two Ginsu
Knife sets, three Chia Pets, The Foreman Grill, a food grinder, lots
of cleaning supplies, tons of cookware, four exercise machines, three
diet plans, The Titan Peeler, the Touch and Brush, The Snuggie, the
Hercules Hook and everything else Billy Mayes has ever advertised. I
got a FREE Bible, a FREE lighted magnifier, a FREE toothbrush, thirty
free minutes if I ever get a Verizon cellphone, and a credit card debt
that will take me 30 years to pay off, because everytime my television
says "Have your credit card ready", I get mine ready and I dial the
phone as soon as they say "You Must Call Now" (That's a demand and we
must do it). Now I'm waiting for one of those debt reduction
commercials, and I have my credit card is ready for their services.

Just call me Speedy Shopper


Be happy with what you Have NOT what you
Want.............................................. ....

On Nov 11, 3:40*pm, "WW" wrote:
wrote in message

...





I said I would not wait till the day before Christmas this year to
shop. *So, I finished all my shopping this week.

I got The Clapper, Orange Glo, Time Life's Greatest Hits, two Ginsu
Knife sets, three Chia Pets, The Foreman Grill, a food grinder, lots
of cleaning supplies, tons of cookware, four exercise machines, three
diet plans, The Titan Peeler, the Touch and Brush, The Snuggie, the
Hercules Hook and everything else Billy Mayes has ever advertised. *I
got a FREE Bible, a FREE lighted magnifier, a FREE toothbrush, thirty
free minutes if I ever get a Verizon cellphone, and a credit card debt
that will take me 30 years to pay off, because everytime my television
says "Have your credit card ready", I get mine ready and I dial the
phone as soon as they say "You Must Call Now" (That's a demand and we
must do it). *Now I'm waiting for one of those debt reduction
commercials, and I have my credit card is ready for their services.

Just call me Speedy Shopper
.....

Be happy with what you Have * *NOT what you
Want.............................................. ....
......

I want what I have and I have what I want.

Should I be happy or not?

On Nov 11, 9:05*pm, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Nov 11, 3:40*pm, "WW" wrote:



wrote in message

.. .

I said I would not wait till the day before Christmas this year to
shop. *So, I finished all my shopping this week.

I got The Clapper, Orange Glo, Time Life's Greatest Hits, two Ginsu
Knife sets, three Chia Pets, The Foreman Grill, a food grinder, lots
of cleaning supplies, tons of cookware, four exercise machines, three
diet plans, The Titan Peeler, the Touch and Brush, The Snuggie, the
Hercules Hook and everything else Billy Mayes has ever advertised. *I
got a FREE Bible, a FREE lighted magnifier, a FREE toothbrush, thirty
free minutes if I ever get a Verizon cellphone, and a credit card debt
that will take me 30 years to pay off, because everytime my television
says "Have your credit card ready", I get mine ready and I dial the
phone as soon as they say "You Must Call Now" (That's a demand and we
must do it). *Now I'm waiting for one of those debt reduction
commercials, and I have my credit card is ready for their services.

Just call me Speedy Shopper

....

Be happy with what you Have * *NOT what you
Want.............................................. ....

.....

I want what I have and I have what I want.

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You should be blissful....