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May 21, no more home repairing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI
Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 9:12*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: * *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 10:12*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: * *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . Here's an ad which has been appearing on Craig's List around the country: "Are you attending the rapture on May 21st, 2011? I expect to be left behind when it happens, so if you aren’t going to need your worldly possessions; be they money, cars, canned food, durable goods, etc; I would gladly take them off of your hands. Serious responses only, please. And remember, time is short! You can contact me by replying to this ad. I live in Graham, But I’m willing to travel for said goods." It’s a real test of faith, isn't it? If you think you’re going, but hedge your bets by not giving away your material possessions, you might be exhibiting a lack of true belief that gets you bumped off the rapture roll. Paul |
May 21, no more home repairing
Stormin Mormon wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! I'm not mowing the yard or painting the garage until this thing is settled. |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 10:43*am, Country wrote:
On May 17, 9:12*am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: * *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- Think positively. "If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my halo." |
May 21, no more home repairing
On Tue, 17 May 2011 10:12:30 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! It was supposed to be May 12, but that passed by. No surprise. We do NOT know the day or the hour. And the finale on October 12. I guess that once the 12th passed it became the 21st instead. Just like his 88 reasons Christ is returning in 1988 and the follow-up 89 reasons Christ is returning in 1989. So much for the 7 years of tribulation (wrath of God) and Christ's 1,000 year reign on earth. Just another Jim Jones or David Koresh who end up making a mockery of Christ before the nations. I like Augustine's response to knowing it was the last day. "I would pay a debt and plant a tree." Much better than raking up the debt and leaving people high and dry. Not much of a testimony. |
May 21, no more home repairing
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! Those who say the world is ending do not have a very good track record of making these predictions. Past "end of the worlds"... http://www.randi.org/encyclopedia/appendix3.html |
May 21, no more home repairing
On 5/17/2011 9:43 AM, Country wrote:
On May 17, 9:12 am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- If it comes on the 21st I'm going to hell. Jim |
May 21, no more home repairing
Not saved, bro? I'm sure Harold thinks I'm not.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "JimT" wrote in message net... If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- If it comes on the 21st I'm going to hell. Jim |
May 21, no more home repairing
Best reply yet.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Pavel314" wrote in message ... If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- Think positively. "If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my halo." |
May 21, no more home repairing
From what I could tell on that video, you and I will both
wish to stick our hats up our noses to block smell of all the open graves. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Country" wrote in message ... If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 11:09*am, Michael Dobony wrote:
On Tue, 17 May 2011 10:12:30 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote: * *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! It was supposed to be May 12, but that passed by. No surprise. We do NOT know the day or the hour. And the finale on October 12. I guess that once the 12th passed it became the 21st instead. Just like his 88 reasons Christ is returning in 1988 and the follow-up 89 reasons Christ is returning in 1989. So much for the 7 years of tribulation (wrath of God) and Christ's 1,000 year reign on earth. Just another Jim Jones or David Koresh who end up making a mockery of Christ before the nations. I like Augustine's response to knowing it was the last day. "I would pay a debt and plant a tree." Much better than raking up the debt and leaving people high and dry. Not much of a testimony. Jim Jones correctly predicted their last day for a large number of people. R |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 10:12*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: * *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! What happens if you're in the middle of a renovation? Do you have to rush to get it done or just work right up to the deadline? If the job goes past the deadline, can I charge some really exorbitant post- Rapture overtime? How will being the last contractor on earth affect my estimating? Should I raise my rates as I'm the only game in town, or lower them as my potential client pool is floating upwards? R |
May 21, no more home repairing
"Pavel314" wrote in message ... On May 17, 10:43 am, Country wrote: On May 17, 9:12 am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- Think positively. "If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my halo." Halo? I don't need no stinkin halo. |
May 21, no more home repairing
In article
, RicodJour wrote: On May 17, 10:12*am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: * *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! What happens if you're in the middle of a renovation? Do you have to rush to get it done or just work right up to the deadline? If the job goes past the deadline, can I charge some really exorbitant post- Rapture overtime? How will being the last contractor on earth affect my estimating? Should I raise my rates as I'm the only game in town, or lower them as my potential client pool is floating upwards? R Dunno about that conundrum, but my guess is the post-rapture world will be a better one, with all the believers having gotten sucked up by the giant vacuum cleaner in the sky. |
May 21, no more home repairing
On 5/17/2011 10:12 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! Can somebody Loan Me $10,000? I'll pay you back 5/22/11! |
May 21, no more home repairing
Stormin Mormon wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! He's full of crap just like his holy book. -- You don't have to be stupid to know stupid when you see it. |
May 21, no more home repairing
On 5/17/2011 9:52 AM, Pavel314 wrote:
On May 17, 10:43 am, wrote: On May 17, 9:12 am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- Think positively. "If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my halo." You are definitely an optimist! :-) Don |
May 21, no more home repairing
RicodJour wrote in
: On May 17, 11:09*am, Michael Dobony wrote: On Tue, 17 May 2011 10:12:30 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote: * *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! It was supposed to be May 12, but that passed by. No surprise. We do NOT know the day or the hour. And the finale on October 12. I guess that once the 12th passed it became the 21st instead. Just like his 88 reasons Chri st is returning in 1988 and the follow-up 89 reasons Christ is returning in 1989. So much for the 7 years of tribulation (wrath of God) and Christ's 1,000 year reign on earth. Just another Jim Jones or David Koresh who end up making a mockery of Christ before the nations. I like Augustine's response to knowing it was the last day. "I would pay a debt and plant a tree." Much better than raking up the debt and leaving people high and dr y. Not much of a testimony. Jim Jones correctly predicted their last day for a large number of people. R Damn Insiders... |
May 21, no more home repairing
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:iqtvr3
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! OK, so at the very beginning there's a statement about copyright. Considering the content, who gives a ****? |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 1:32*pm, Red Green wrote:
RicodJour wrote : On May 17, 11:09 am, Michael Dobony wrote: On Tue, 17 May 2011 10:12:30 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! It was supposed to be May 12, but that passed by. No surprise. We do NOT know the day or the hour. And the finale on October 12. I guess that once the 12th passed it became the 21st instead. Just like his 88 reasons Chri st is returning in 1988 and the follow-up 89 reasons Christ is returning in 1989. So much for the 7 years of tribulation (wrath of God) and Christ's 1,000 year reign on earth. Just another Jim Jones or David Koresh who end up making a mockery of Christ before the nations. I like Augustine's response to knowing it was the last day. "I would pay a debt and plant a tree." Much better than raking up the debt and leaving people high and dr y. Not much of a testimony. Jim Jones correctly predicted their last day for a large number of people. Damn Insiders... It was a hot day - there was KoolAid. Who wouldn't drink it? I'm really not up on that particular event, but if JJ said, "This is poison, drink it and you will die and go to Heaven." and then everybody drank it, he missed his calling. He should have been in sales. R |
May 21, no more home repairing
On 5/17/2011 10:48 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Not saved, bro? I'm sure Harold thinks I'm not. Somehow I think I'm going to be here on the 22nd. Jim |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 1:37*pm, RicodJour wrote:
On May 17, 1:32*pm, Red Green wrote: RicodJour wrote : On May 17, 11:09 am, Michael Dobony wrote: On Tue, 17 May 2011 10:12:30 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! It was supposed to be May 12, but that passed by. No surprise. We do NOT know the day or the hour. And the finale on October 12. I guess that once the 12th passed it became the 21st instead. Just like his 88 reasons Chri st is returning in 1988 and the follow-up 89 reasons Christ is returning in 1989. So much for the 7 years of tribulation (wrath of God) and Christ's 1,000 year reign on earth. Just another Jim Jones or David Koresh who end up making a mockery of Christ before the nations. I like Augustine's response to knowing it was the last day. "I would pay a debt and plant a tree." Much better than raking up the debt and leaving people high and dr y. Not much of a testimony. Jim Jones correctly predicted their last day for a large number of people. Damn Insiders... It was a hot day - there was KoolAid. *Who wouldn't drink it? I'm really not up on that particular event, but if JJ said, "This is poison, drink it and you will die and go to Heaven." and then everybody drank it, he missed his calling. *He should have been in sales. R- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - "He should have been in sales." He was, and was quite good at it. Thing is, he was selling "a way of life" not used cars. One of the reasons he moved his cult to Jonestown was to avoid paying taxes on his sizable net worth, a lot of which was gained by convincing (see "sales") his followers to liquidate their assets and turn them over to his church. After convincing (see "sales") some of his followers to gun down Representative Leo Ryan, 3 reporters and a defector as they tried to leave the Jonestown complex, he ordered his followers to drink the kool-aid in what he deemed a "revolutionary suicide". He convinced (see "sales") parents to give the drink to their children first and then themselves, kind of opposite of the oxygen mask instructions given on an airplane. Those that didn't buy his sales pitch regarding the suicide were mudered by those that did. If he didn't deserve Salesman of the Year in 1978, no one did. |
May 21, no more home repairing
JimT wrote the following:
On 5/17/2011 9:43 AM, Country wrote: On May 17, 9:12 am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- If it comes on the 21st I'm going to hell. Jim If you are Catholic, just go to the church the day before and confess all your sins to the man behind the curtain. You will be forgiven after you say your penance. Let us know how it works out. -- Bill In Hamptonburgh, NY In the original Orange County. Est. 1683 To email, remove the double zeroes after @ |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 2:32*pm, willshak wrote:
JimT wrote the following: If it comes on the 21st I'm going to hell. If you are Catholic, just go to the church the day before and confess all your sins to the man behind the curtain. You will be forgiven after you say your penance. Let us know how it works out. I thought we were supposed to ignore the man behind the curtain. R |
May 21, no more home repairing
On 5/17/2011 1:32 PM, willshak wrote:
JimT wrote the following: On 5/17/2011 9:43 AM, Country wrote: On May 17, 9:12 am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- If it comes on the 21st I'm going to hell. Jim If you are Catholic, just go to the church the day before and confess all your sins to the man behind the curtain. You will be forgiven after you say your penance. Let us know how it works out. "Cancel my subscription to the resurrection Send my credentials to the house of detention I've got some friends inside" |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 2:51*pm, JimT wrote:
On 5/17/2011 1:32 PM, willshak wrote: JimT wrote the following: On 5/17/2011 9:43 AM, Country wrote: On May 17, 9:12 am, "Stormin Mormon" *wrote: * *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- If it comes on the 21st I'm going to hell. Jim If you are Catholic, just go to the church the day before and confess all your sins to the man behind the curtain. You will be forgiven after you say your penance. Let us know how it works out. "Cancel my subscription to the resurrection Send my credentials to the house of detention I've got some friends inside"- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - hmmm...People are strange. |
May 21, no more home repairing
RicodJour wrote the following:
On May 17, 2:32 pm, willshak wrote: JimT wrote the following: If it comes on the 21st I'm going to hell. If you are Catholic, just go to the church the day before and confess all your sins to the man behind the curtain. You will be forgiven after you say your penance. Let us know how it works out. I thought we were supposed to ignore the man behind the curtain. R Well, they did listen to him after that warning. -- Bill In Hamptonburgh, NY In the original Orange County. Est. 1683 To email, remove the double zeroes after @ |
May 21, no more home repairing
"Pavel314" wrote in message ... On May 17, 10:43 am, Country wrote: On May 17, 9:12 am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my hat. -C- Think positively. "If the Rapture comes on the 21st, I'll eat my halo." Would that be the high hats or the full IC housing? Would you like baffles and bulbs with that? Colbyt |
May 21, no more home repairing
Wow, he's been wrong THAT many times?
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Michael Dobony" wrote in message ... It was supposed to be May 12, but that passed by. No surprise. We do NOT know the day or the hour. And the finale on October 12. I guess that once the 12th passed it became the 21st instead. Just like his 88 reasons Christ is returning in 1988 and the follow-up 89 reasons Christ is returning in 1989. So much for the 7 years of tribulation (wrath of God) and Christ's 1,000 year reign on earth. Just another Jim Jones or David Koresh who end up making a mockery of Christ before the nations. I like Augustine's response to knowing it was the last day. "I would pay a debt and plant a tree." Much better than raking up the debt and leaving people high and dry. Not much of a testimony. |
May 21, no more home repairing
The folks left behind to pay you will be crooks and cheats.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "RicodJour" wrote in message ... Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! What happens if you're in the middle of a renovation? Do you have to rush to get it done or just work right up to the deadline? If the job goes past the deadline, can I charge some really exorbitant post- Rapture overtime? How will being the last contractor on earth affect my estimating? Should I raise my rates as I'm the only game in town, or lower them as my potential client pool is floating upwards? R |
May 21, no more home repairing
Lets do lunch? Estate of Camping pays.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "JimT" wrote in message net... On 5/17/2011 10:48 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote: Not saved, bro? I'm sure Harold thinks I'm not. Somehow I think I'm going to be here on the 22nd. Jim |
May 21, no more home repairing
Good one! I'm not in Kansas, Toto.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "RicodJour" wrote in message ... If you are Catholic, just go to the church the day before and confess all your sins to the man behind the curtain. You will be forgiven after you say your penance. Let us know how it works out. I thought we were supposed to ignore the man behind the curtain. R |
May 21, no more home repairing
In article ,
"Stormin Mormon" wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! Look at my from standpoint. My wife's birthday is today, a mere 4 days before. Do I spend the money, have the universe end, essentially wasting it or do I not spend the money and my wife wastes me. I went with wasting the money. -- "Even I realized that money was to politicians what the ecalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter and something to crap on." ---PJ O'Rourke |
May 21, no more home repairing
On 5/17/2011 10:12 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! Good. I ain't got the money, energy, or ambition to make any serious dents on the list for this place anyway. -- aem sends... |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 12:40*pm, JimT wrote:
On 5/17/2011 10:48 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote: Not saved, bro? I'm sure Harold thinks I'm not. Somehow I think I'm going to be here on the 22nd. Jim If the 22nd comes and no one is hear to see it, will it make a sound? -C- |
May 21, no more home repairing
On May 17, 9:12*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: * *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . I have a wedding to got to on Saturday. Should I bother buying a gift? -C- |
May 21, no more home repairing
On Tue, 17 May 2011 08:55:51 -0700 (PDT), RicodJour
wrote: On May 17, 10:12Â*am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: Â* Â*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! What happens if you're in the middle of a renovation? Do you have to rush to get it done or just work right up to the deadline? If the job goes past the deadline, can I charge some really exorbitant post- Rapture overtime? How will being the last contractor on earth affect my estimating? Should I raise my rates as I'm the only game in town, or lower them as my potential client pool is floating upwards? R With the reputation of a lot of renovators / contractors there's sure to be a glut on the market |
May 21, no more home repairing
On 5/17/2011 10:52 AM, RicodJour wrote:
On May 17, 11:09 am, Michael wrote: On Tue, 17 May 2011 10:12:30 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigJM9g2fqI Everyone ready? Harold Camping says rapture that day. Cancell that renovation, Edith! Stifle, Edith! Stifle! It was supposed to be May 12, but that passed by. No surprise. We do NOT know the day or the hour. And the finale on October 12. I guess that once the 12th passed it became the 21st instead. Just like his 88 reasons Christ is returning in 1988 and the follow-up 89 reasons Christ is returning in 1989. So much for the 7 years of tribulation (wrath of God) and Christ's 1,000 year reign on earth. Just another Jim Jones or David Koresh who end up making a mockery of Christ before the nations. I like Augustine's response to knowing it was the last day. "I would pay a debt and plant a tree." Much better than raking up the debt and leaving people high and dry. Not much of a testimony. Jim Jones correctly predicted their last day for a large number of people. R Don't drink the Kool-Aid, it's a real killer. ^_^ TDD |
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