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Try Homeowners Hubsite via the web. Lotsa pricks there.
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Duct tape a big rubber dildo to it. If there is enough room for tape.


You "handymen" seem well versed in this.


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Why repair something which is useless anyway?
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Can't fix imaginations.




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Duct tape a big rubber dildo to it. If there is enough room for tape.
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It's not broken. You were just born without one. Is there a hole where
there should be a dick?
If so, you are a woman and you can find many dicks to fill it.

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Iz that what your wife said?


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Why repair something which is useless anyway?



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Says the transgendered moron.


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Can't fix imaginations.



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you're an idiot.



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It's not broken. You were just born without one. Is there a hole where
there should be a dick?
If so, you are a woman and you can find many dicks to fill it.

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you're an idiot.

LMFAO! That coming from an idiot troll who loves dick.


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You're all dick...where to start?


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Try Homeowners Hubsite via the web. Lotsa pricks there.


or the HVAC group.

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Wrap it in duct tape, and then sweat solder it with mapp
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On 3/12/2011 8:36 PM, Steve Barker wrote:
On 3/12/2011 4:04 PM, Red Green wrote:
"Emmett BADASS wrote in news:ilgki0$21v
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Can you pricks help me fix it?





Try Homeowners Hubsite via the web. Lotsa pricks there.


or the HVAC group.


That's where they're always comparing sizes not repairing them. ^_^

TDD


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Can you pricks help me fix it?





Try Homeowners Hubsite via the web. Lotsa pricks there.


or the HVAC group.

A bBetter reply...from what I hear.
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Wrap it in duct tape, and then sweat solder it with mapp
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Another better reply.
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Well Emmett,

your good "friend" Gweggie is now spreading your name far and wide. This
latest bon mot was in alt.home.repair

Isn't it nice to have such a friend, hope this grief is worth a lousy
$200.00


It's pretty damn funny how it's NOT greg doing the forging. only meat-
plow and 2 others would even dare cross-post to home.repair.



Dare? as if that's an issue?


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