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Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth
from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate
"is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone
explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting
usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences
with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate.
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sides. The debate must continue to eternity.

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On 12/13/2010 7:55 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth
from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate
"is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone
explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting
usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences
with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate.
Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change
sides. The debate must continue to eternity.


YOU FREAKING NAZI! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION WD-40?!! NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE! ;-)

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Corrolary; polite people will use crude language on usenet that they
would never use in person. Like the dip**** that made the below
comments. Uh, hmm. I better proof read that crap before I post it to
the world? Think so, you idjit?

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YOU FREAKING NAZI! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION WD-40?!! NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE! ;-)

TDD


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On Dec 14, 10:30*am, "Stormin Mormon"
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Corrolary; polite people will use crude language on usenet that they
would never use in person. Like the dip**** that made the below
comments. Uh, hmm. I better proof read that crap before I post it to
the world? Think so, you idjit?

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YOU FREAKING NAZI! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION WD-40?!! NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE! ;-)

TDD


I SEE, LIKE YOUR IDJIOTIC USE OF DIP****, FOOL.
IT'S THE DUMBASS DOMINOES EFFECT THAT YOU DONT EXPECT.
IF EVER WAS THERE A LAW TO BE BROKEN, YOUNG'S LAW IS IT.

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What a maroon. It's dumbasses like you who make
the corrolary come true.

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I SEE, LIKE YOUR IDJIOTIC USE OF DIP****,
FOOL. IT'S THE DUMBASS DOMINOES EFFECT
THAT YOU DONT EXPECT. IF EVER WAS
THERE A LAW TO BE BROKEN, YOUNG'S
LAW IS IT.

PATECUM




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What a maroon. It's dumbasses like you who make
the corrolary come true.

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I SEE, LIKE YOUR IDJIOTIC USE OF DIP****,
FOOL. IT'S THE DUMBASS DOMINOES EFFECT
THAT YOU DONT EXPECT. IF EVER WAS
THERE A LAW TO BE BROKEN, YOUNG'S
LAW IS IT.

PATECUM


You Really are a Foolish Idiot., THINKING SO.
All that matters today is, that It is a good starter for a small
outdoor log n timber fire place.

PATECUM
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I suspect he biggest reason for the decline of usenet is that outlook express
takes too long to load the list of newsgroups to get someone to start using
newsgroups for the first time.



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I suspect he biggest reason for the decline of usenet is that outlook express
takes too long to load the list of newsgroups to get someone to start using
newsgroups for the first time.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - = -
*Vasos Panagiotopoulos, Columbia'81+, Reagan, Mozart, Pindus, BioStrategist
* *http://www.panix.com/~vjp2/vasos.htm...k.com/vasjpan2
* ---{Nothing herein constitutes advice. *Everything fully disclaimed..}---
* *[Homeland Security means private firearms not lazy obstructive guards]
*[Urb sprawl confounds terror] [Phooey on GUI: Windows for subprime Bimbos]


IT IS DAMAGED AND NEED OF REPAIRS HUHN?
KNOW ANY GOOD ELECTRICAL / COMPUTER TECHNICIANS?
THERE AINT NO HAZY LAZY NOTHINGS ... THEY'RE EYES WITHOUT A HEAD.
SO GET BACK TO WORK!

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So many things on Winblows take forever. I call them "walkaway
commands". Get it started, and go walk away and do something else.

Could be correct, of course. Or, as a corrolary, you could be an
idiot?

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wrote in message ...
I suspect he biggest reason for the decline of usenet is that outlook
express
takes too long to load the list of newsgroups to get someone to start
using
newsgroups for the first time.



- = -
Vasos Panagiotopoulos, Columbia'81+, Reagan, Mozart, Pindus,
BioStrategist
http://www.panix.com/~vjp2/vasos.htm
http://www.facebook.com/vasjpan2
---{Nothing herein constitutes advice. Everything fully
disclaimed.}---
[Homeland Security means private firearms not lazy obstructive
guards]
[Urb sprawl confounds terror] [Phooey on GUI: Windows for subprime
Bimbos]




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On Dec 15, 8:54*am, "Stormin Mormon"
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So many things on Winblows take forever. I call them "walkaway
commands". Get it started, and go walk away and do something else.

Could be correct, of course. Or, as a corrolary, you could be an
idiot?

--
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wrote in ...
I suspect he biggest reason for the decline of usenet is that outlook
express
takes too long to load the list of newsgroups to get someone to start
using
newsgroups for the first time.

* * - = -
*Vasos Panagiotopoulos, Columbia'81+, Reagan, Mozart, Pindus,
BioStrategist
* *http://www.panix.com/~vjp2/vasos.htm...k.com/vasjpan2
* ---{Nothing herein constitutes advice. *Everything fully
disclaimed.}---
* *[Homeland Security means private firearms not lazy obstructive
guards]
*[Urb sprawl confounds terror] [Phooey on GUI: Windows for subprime
Bimbos]


WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND COROLLARY TODAY???
YOU HAVE GOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THAT IDIOTIC WORD OF THE DAY CLUB.
BACK TO WD-40
IT IS ALSO A GOOD GUMMY GLUE GUNKY STUFF REMOVER TOO.

PATECUM


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Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked
and called forth
from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate
"is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone
explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting
usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences
with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate.
Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change
sides. The debate must continue to eternity.



Well, yes. But I just made a really good Nazi joke in another thread.
Anybody got a better one?


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I thought I had a pretty good one, but can't remember off hand what it
was. By the way, WD-40 is a terrific lubricant, for short term use. I
use WD as a lubricant all the time. All the people in my famly (back
to Aristotle) did.

Oh, now I remember. I asked what did Nazi bakers use to defend
themselves.

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Well, yes. But I just made a really good Nazi joke in another thread.
Anybody got a better one?


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Oh, now I remember. I asked what did Nazi bakers use to defend
themselves.



tegger takes the bait

I don't know. What did Nazi bakers use to defend themselves?


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Jew-Dough.

Thanks for supplying the straight line.

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Oh, now I remember. I asked what did Nazi bakers use to defend
themselves.



tegger takes the bait

I don't know. What did Nazi bakers use to defend themselves?


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Oh, now I remember. I asked what did Nazi bakers use to defend
themselves.



tegger takes the bait

I don't know. What did Nazi bakers use to defend themselves?




Jew-Dough.

Thanks for supplying the straight line.




I think a rimshot is called for, here.

Say, have you heard about the new Jewish beers?



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Sorry, could someone explain what WD-40 is? (Did I get the number
right?)

(I don't think I'll sign this one)
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On 12/13/2010 7:55 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth
from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate
"is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone
explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting
usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences
with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate.
Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change
sides. The debate must continue to eternity.


Well it is basically kerosene, not a lubricant. Good fire starter.

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Steve Barker wrote:

Well it is basically kerosene, not a lubricant. Good fire starter.


Shhhhh. He is still convinced.

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Hmm. That's odd. I use it for lubricating locks, hinges, etc.

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Steve Barker wrote:

Well it is basically kerosene, not a lubricant. Good fire starter.


Shhhhh. He is still convinced.


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Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth
from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate
"is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone
explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting
usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences
with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate.
Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change
sides. The debate must continue to eternity.



It's a solvent. My God Stormin', did you get that from Joseph
Young?





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Oddly, no one named Joseph in my family. Hmm.

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Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth
from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate
"is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone
explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting
usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences
with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate.
Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change
sides. The debate must continue to eternity.

--
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Colbyt

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Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth
from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate
"is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone
explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting
usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences
with WD-40. Web *pages abound, and are on topic for the debate.
Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change
sides. The debate must continue to eternity.


--
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Learn more about Jesus
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YOUNG'S THIRD LAW
AND USE ALL CAPS TO AID THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED.
NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE NAG YOU ABOUT IT ;/

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Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called
forth
from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The
debate
"is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until
someone
explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by
quoting
usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences
with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate.
Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to
change
sides. The debate must continue to eternity.


--
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Learn more about Jesus
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YOUNG'S THIRD LAW
AND USE ALL CAPS TO AID THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED.
NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE NAG YOU ABOUT IT ;/

PATECUM


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Works, for me!

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Young's Second Law: Thou should disrespect established order and your
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Colbyt





"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
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Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth
from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate
"is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone
explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting
usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences
with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate.
Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change
sides. The debate must continue to eternity.

--
Christopher A. Young
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