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Young's Law of Usenet
Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth
from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate "is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate. Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change sides. The debate must continue to eternity. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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On 12/13/2010 7:55 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate "is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate. Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change sides. The debate must continue to eternity. YOU FREAKING NAZI! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION WD-40?!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ;-) TDD |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:ie6iu0
: Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate "is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate. Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change sides. The debate must continue to eternity. Well, yes. But I just made a really good Nazi joke in another thread. Anybody got a better one? -- Tegger |
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Corrolary; polite people will use crude language on usenet that they
would never use in person. Like the dip**** that made the below comments. Uh, hmm. I better proof read that crap before I post it to the world? Think so, you idjit? -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "The Daring Dufas" wrote in message ... YOU FREAKING NAZI! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION WD-40?!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ;-) TDD |
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I thought I had a pretty good one, but can't remember off hand what it
was. By the way, WD-40 is a terrific lubricant, for short term use. I use WD as a lubricant all the time. All the people in my famly (back to Aristotle) did. Oh, now I remember. I asked what did Nazi bakers use to defend themselves. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Tegger" wrote in message ... Well, yes. But I just made a really good Nazi joke in another thread. Anybody got a better one? -- Tegger |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:ie82ol
: Oh, now I remember. I asked what did Nazi bakers use to defend themselves. tegger takes the bait I don't know. What did Nazi bakers use to defend themselves? -- Tegger |
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Jew-Dough.
Thanks for supplying the straight line. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Tegger" wrote in message ... "Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:ie82ol : Oh, now I remember. I asked what did Nazi bakers use to defend themselves. tegger takes the bait I don't know. What did Nazi bakers use to defend themselves? -- Tegger |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:ie913s
: "Tegger" wrote in message ... "Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:ie82ol : Oh, now I remember. I asked what did Nazi bakers use to defend themselves. tegger takes the bait I don't know. What did Nazi bakers use to defend themselves? Jew-Dough. Thanks for supplying the straight line. I think a rimshot is called for, here. Say, have you heard about the new Jewish beers? -- Tegger |
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Tegger wrote in
: I think a rimshot is called for, here. But it's still a keeper! -- Tegger |
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Sorry, could someone explain what WD-40 is? (Did I get the number
right?) (I don't think I'll sign this one) |
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On 12/13/2010 7:55 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate "is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate. Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change sides. The debate must continue to eternity. Well it is basically kerosene, not a lubricant. Good fire starter. -- Steve Barker remove the "not" from my address to email |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote:
Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate "is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate. Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change sides. The debate must continue to eternity. It's a solvent. My God Stormin', did you get that from Joseph Young? |
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Steve Barker wrote:
Well it is basically kerosene, not a lubricant. Good fire starter. Shhhhh. He is still convinced. |
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On Dec 14, 10:30*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: Corrolary; polite people will use crude language on usenet that they would never use in person. Like the dip**** that made the below comments. Uh, hmm. I better proof read that crap before I post it to the world? Think so, you idjit? -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . "The Daring Dufas" wrote in ... YOU FREAKING NAZI! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION WD-40?!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ;-) TDD I SEE, LIKE YOUR IDJIOTIC USE OF DIP****, FOOL. IT'S THE DUMBASS DOMINOES EFFECT THAT YOU DONT EXPECT. IF EVER WAS THERE A LAW TO BE BROKEN, YOUNG'S LAW IS IT. PATECUM |
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I suspect he biggest reason for the decline of usenet is that outlook express
takes too long to load the list of newsgroups to get someone to start using newsgroups for the first time. - = - Vasos Panagiotopoulos, Columbia'81+, Reagan, Mozart, Pindus, BioStrategist http://www.panix.com/~vjp2/vasos.htm http://www.facebook.com/vasjpan2 ---{Nothing herein constitutes advice. Everything fully disclaimed.}--- [Homeland Security means private firearms not lazy obstructive guards] [Urb sprawl confounds terror] [Phooey on GUI: Windows for subprime Bimbos] |
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On Dec 15, 4:21*am, wrote:
I suspect he biggest reason for the decline of usenet is that outlook express takes too long to load the list of newsgroups to get someone to start using newsgroups for the first time. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - = - *Vasos Panagiotopoulos, Columbia'81+, Reagan, Mozart, Pindus, BioStrategist * *http://www.panix.com/~vjp2/vasos.htm...k.com/vasjpan2 * ---{Nothing herein constitutes advice. *Everything fully disclaimed..}--- * *[Homeland Security means private firearms not lazy obstructive guards] *[Urb sprawl confounds terror] [Phooey on GUI: Windows for subprime Bimbos] IT IS DAMAGED AND NEED OF REPAIRS HUHN? KNOW ANY GOOD ELECTRICAL / COMPUTER TECHNICIANS? THERE AINT NO HAZY LAZY NOTHINGS ... THEY'RE EYES WITHOUT A HEAD. SO GET BACK TO WORK! PATECUM |
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I've not heard. Hop to it, and tell me!
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Tegger" wrote in message ... Say, have you heard about the new Jewish beers? -- Tegger |
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Oddly, no one named Joseph in my family. Hmm.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "G. Morgan" wrote in message ... It's a solvent. My God Stormin', did you get that from Joseph Young? |
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Hmm. That's odd. I use it for lubricating locks, hinges, etc.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "G. Morgan" wrote in message ... Steve Barker wrote: Well it is basically kerosene, not a lubricant. Good fire starter. Shhhhh. He is still convinced. |
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What a maroon. It's dumbasses like you who make
the corrolary come true. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "The Ghost in The Machine" wrote in message ... I SEE, LIKE YOUR IDJIOTIC USE OF DIP****, FOOL. IT'S THE DUMBASS DOMINOES EFFECT THAT YOU DONT EXPECT. IF EVER WAS THERE A LAW TO BE BROKEN, YOUNG'S LAW IS IT. PATECUM |
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So many things on Winblows take forever. I call them "walkaway
commands". Get it started, and go walk away and do something else. Could be correct, of course. Or, as a corrolary, you could be an idiot? -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... I suspect he biggest reason for the decline of usenet is that outlook express takes too long to load the list of newsgroups to get someone to start using newsgroups for the first time. - = - Vasos Panagiotopoulos, Columbia'81+, Reagan, Mozart, Pindus, BioStrategist http://www.panix.com/~vjp2/vasos.htm http://www.facebook.com/vasjpan2 ---{Nothing herein constitutes advice. Everything fully disclaimed.}--- [Homeland Security means private firearms not lazy obstructive guards] [Urb sprawl confounds terror] [Phooey on GUI: Windows for subprime Bimbos] |
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On Dec 15, 8:53*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: What a maroon. It's dumbasses like you who make the corrolary come true. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . "The Ghost in The Machine" wrote in ... I SEE, LIKE YOUR IDJIOTIC USE OF DIP****, FOOL. IT'S THE DUMBASS DOMINOES EFFECT THAT YOU DONT EXPECT. IF EVER WAS THERE A LAW TO BE BROKEN, YOUNG'S LAW IS IT. PATECUM You Really are a Foolish Idiot., THINKING SO. All that matters today is, that It is a good starter for a small outdoor log n timber fire place. PATECUM |
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On Dec 15, 8:54*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: So many things on Winblows take forever. I call them "walkaway commands". Get it started, and go walk away and do something else. Could be correct, of course. Or, as a corrolary, you could be an idiot? -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . wrote in ... I suspect he biggest reason for the decline of usenet is that outlook express takes too long to load the list of newsgroups to get someone to start using newsgroups for the first time. * * - = - *Vasos Panagiotopoulos, Columbia'81+, Reagan, Mozart, Pindus, BioStrategist * *http://www.panix.com/~vjp2/vasos.htm...k.com/vasjpan2 * ---{Nothing herein constitutes advice. *Everything fully disclaimed.}--- * *[Homeland Security means private firearms not lazy obstructive guards] *[Urb sprawl confounds terror] [Phooey on GUI: Windows for subprime Bimbos] WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND COROLLARY TODAY??? YOU HAVE GOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THAT IDIOTIC WORD OF THE DAY CLUB. BACK TO WD-40 IT IS ALSO A GOOD GUMMY GLUE GUNKY STUFF REMOVER TOO. PATECUM |
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How'd you know that's my word of the day. Don't have a corollary heart
attack about it, eh? I've used WD for removing glue after pulling stickers. Cleaned a drivers window, on a friend's mini van. One of the kids put a sticker inside the drivers door window, at eye level. But, it's real purpose is short term lubricant. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "The Ghost in The Machine" wrote in message ... WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND COROLLARY TODAY??? YOU HAVE GOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THAT IDIOTIC WORD OF THE DAY CLUB. BACK TO WD-40 IT IS ALSO A GOOD GUMMY GLUE GUNKY STUFF REMOVER TOO. PATECUM |
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What a maroon. Using lubricant for fire lighter. You need to go back
to school. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "The Ghost in The Machine" wrote in message ... You Really are a Foolish Idiot., THINKING SO. All that matters today is, that It is a good starter for a small outdoor log n timber fire place. PATECUM |
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Young's Second Law: Thou should disrespect established order and your
fellow members by always top posting your reply. Colbyt "Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate "is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate. Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change sides. The debate must continue to eternity. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:ieah59
: "Tegger" wrote in message ... Say, have you heard about the new Jewish beers? I've not heard. Hop to it, and tell me! "Hop" to it, I will. The new Jewish beers are called, He-Brew and Israel-Lite. Ba-dum-bum. -- Tegger |
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On 12/15/2010 6:18 PM Tegger spake thus:
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:ieah59 : "Tegger" wrote in message ... Say, have you heard about the new Jewish beers? I've not heard. Hop to it, and tell me! "Hop" to it, I will. The new Jewish beers are called, He-Brew and Israel-Lite. You know, I'd be offended by these "jokes", being a Jew and all. That is if they weren't so goddamn DUMBASSED. What are you guys, in 4th grade here? Sheesh. -- Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet: To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign that he is not going to hear any rebuttals. |
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On Dec 15, 10:50*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: What a maroon. Using lubricant for fire lighter. You need to go back to school. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . "The Ghost in The Machine" wrote in ... You Really are a Foolish Idiot., THINKING SO. All that matters today is, that It is a good starter for a small outdoor log n timber fire place. PATECUM SMARTY PANTS YOU NEED TO BE REBORN GO AND LUBE UP YOUR ELECTRIC FANS WITH IT WHILE THEY ARE OFF, THEN WATCH THEM BURST INTO FLAMES WHEN YOU SWOTCH TNEM ON...YOU NUMBSKULL IT IS CLEARLY FLAMMABLE AND ONLY FOR MECHANICAL STUFF...SO WHAT? PATECUM |
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On Dec 15, 7:10*pm, "Colbyt" wrote:
Young's Second Law: *Thou should disrespect established order and your fellow members by always top posting your reply. Colbyt "Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate "is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences with WD-40. Web *pages abound, and are on topic for the debate. Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change sides. The debate must continue to eternity. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . YOUNG'S THIRD LAW AND USE ALL CAPS TO AID THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE NAG YOU ABOUT IT ;/ PATECUM |
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David Nebenzahl wrote in
.com: You know, I'd be offended by these "jokes", being a Jew and all. That is if they weren't so goddamn DUMBASSED. What are you guys, in 4th grade here? Sheesh. Do men ever /really/ leave childhood? -- Tegger |
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Works, for me!
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Colbyt" wrote in message m... Young's Second Law: Thou should disrespect established order and your fellow members by always top posting your reply. Colbyt "Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate "is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate. Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change sides. The debate must continue to eternity. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . |
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Wonderful! I can drop that into conversation really soon, I'm sure.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Tegger" wrote in message ... "Hop" to it, I will. The new Jewish beers are called, He-Brew and Israel-Lite. Ba-dum-bum. -- Tegger |
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Yes, we're in 4th grade. We also use WD-40 as a lubricant
for locks, car door hinges, etc. You heard about the new German microwave oven? Seats six. (Bada-boom!) -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "David Nebenzahl" wrote in message .com... "Hop" to it, I will. The new Jewish beers are called, He-Brew and Israel-Lite. You know, I'd be offended by these "jokes", being a Jew and all. That is if they weren't so goddamn DUMBASSED. What are you guys, in 4th grade here? Sheesh. -- Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet: To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign that he is not going to hear any rebuttals. |
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Actually, WD isn't really suited for electric fans. Dries
out rapidly, and then the fan stops working. Even if I did, I doubt it would light on fire. No source of ignition in most modern shaded pole fans. Even if I did swotch them on. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "The Ghost in The Machine" wrote in message ... SMARTY PANTS YOU NEED TO BE REBORN GO AND LUBE UP YOUR ELECTRIC FANS WITH IT WHILE THEY ARE OFF, THEN WATCH THEM BURST INTO FLAMES WHEN YOU SWOTCH TNEM ON...YOU NUMBSKULL IT IS CLEARLY FLAMMABLE AND ONLY FOR MECHANICAL STUFF...SO WHAT? PATECUM |
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You really s hould stop shouting. Hurts my eyes.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "The Ghost in The Machine" wrote in message ... On Dec 15, 7:10 pm, "Colbyt" wrote: Young's Second Law: Thou should disrespect established order and your fellow members by always top posting your reply. Colbyt "Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... Young's Law of usenet: After Nazis have been evoked and called forth from the spirit world, someone is sure to mention WD-40. The debate "is it a lubricant or water displacer" is not complete until someone explains what the letters abbrev. for. Points are earned by quoting usenet posters of old, Aristotle, or your own personal experiences with WD-40. Web pages abound, and are on topic for the debate. Regardless of how worthy an argument is, no one is allowed to change sides. The debate must continue to eternity. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . YOUNG'S THIRD LAW AND USE ALL CAPS TO AID THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE NAG YOU ABOUT IT ;/ PATECUM |
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The only difference between men and boys...
is the size of thier toys. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Tegger" wrote in message ... David Nebenzahl wrote in .com: You know, I'd be offended by these "jokes", being a Jew and all. That is if they weren't so goddamn DUMBASSED. What are you guys, in 4th grade here? Sheesh. Do men ever /really/ leave childhood? -- Tegger |
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On 12/15/2010 9:50 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
What a maroon. Using lubricant for fire lighter. You need to go back to school. i'd say it's pretty smart since we use used oil to start brush fires. But since wd40 is not much of a lubricant, but mostly kerosene, it makes a good (yet expensive) fire starter . -- Steve Barker remove the "not" from my address to email |
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I can use ND-30, or petroleum jelly to start fires. But that doesn't
mean I'd make them my first choice. As for me, I'll use these, or the old WD-40 as lubricant, like they are designed. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Steve Barker" wrote in message ... On 12/15/2010 9:50 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote: What a maroon. Using lubricant for fire lighter. You need to go back to school. i'd say it's pretty smart since we use used oil to start brush fires. But since wd40 is not much of a lubricant, but mostly kerosene, it makes a good (yet expensive) fire starter . -- Steve Barker remove the "not" from my address to email |
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