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Foreskin Repair
I'd like to repair my foreskin which was damaged by circumcision when
I was born about 38 years ago. Of course I want to do this at home, so it's a "home repair". How do I do this repair? Need help! |
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On Mon, 11 Oct 2010 18:50:33 -0500, TheHack
wrote: wrote in news:dol6b65igarrs0hb70vmphti0amvtrf92o@ 4ax.com: I'd like to repair my foreskin which was damaged by circumcision when I was born about 38 years ago. Of course I want to do this at home, so it's a "home repair". How do I do this repair? Need help! Bondo, JB Weld, Duct Tape...... I can't say what they used, but at age 27 I had a penile reduction. Next thing I knew, when I woke up, was the nurses were smiling at me and giving me Popsicles. It was great to know the head nurse. |
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On 10/11/2010 6:50 PM, TheHack wrote:
wrote in news:dol6b65igarrs0hb70vmphti0amvtrf92o@ 4ax.com: I'd like to repair my foreskin which was damaged by circumcision when I was born about 38 years ago. Of course I want to do this at home, so it's a "home repair". How do I do this repair? Need help! Bondo, JB Weld, Duct Tape...... Don't forget superglue. TDD |
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TheHack wrote:
wrote in news:dol6b65igarrs0hb70vmphti0amvtrf92o@ 4ax.com: I'd like to repair my foreskin which was damaged by circumcision when I was born about 38 years ago. Of course I want to do this at home, so it's a "home repair". How do I do this repair? Need help! Bondo, JB Weld, Duct Tape...... As I was lying on the table undergoing some minor cosmetic surgery, I asked: "Say, doc, you're a plastic surgeon. Do you know how to circumcise a whale?" "Uh, no," came the reply. "Well," said I, "you starte with four skin divers..." [pause - nurses rattling stuff on the other side of the room - giggles] |
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"HeyBub" wrote:
As I was lying on the table undergoing some minor cosmetic surgery, you ruined it. I've been picturing you as an overweight, bearded, flannel-shirted, coveralled & combat-booted, gun-totin, redneck SOB who doesn't give a FFF what anybody thinks. . . . and now I see you in designer jeans getting your nose adjusted.BSEG Jim |
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Jim Elbrecht wrote: "HeyBub" wrote: As I was lying on the table undergoing some minor cosmetic surgery, you ruined it. I've been picturing you as an overweight, bearded, flannel-shirted, coveralled & combat-booted, gun-totin, redneck SOB who doesn't give a FFF what anybody thinks. . . . and now I see you in designer jeans getting your nose adjusted.BSEG Jim Maybe it was to get his broken nose fixed after the bar fight (grin) -- "Even I realized that money was to politicians what the ecalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter and something to crap on." ---PJ O'Rourke |
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Jim Elbrecht wrote:
"HeyBub" wrote: As I was lying on the table undergoing some minor cosmetic surgery, you ruined it. I've been picturing you as an overweight, bearded, flannel-shirted, coveralled & combat-booted, gun-totin, redneck SOB who doesn't give a FFF what anybody thinks. . . . and now I see you in designer jeans getting your nose adjusted.BSEG Jim Let me describe the surgeon's office. Waiting room: Thirty foot domed ceiling with painted cherubs and angels cavorting in a star-filled sky. Thirteen hanging crystal chandeliers. On the second level, a walkway for viewing various still-life art works. Administrative office: A monstrous tapestry on the far wall depicting satyrs and such gamboling in Elysian fields. More art work. Marble floors, gold-plated door hinges. Light-in-the-loafers administrator (clerk). Consulting room: Left wall was entirely mirrored, like in a dance school for little girls. Right wall was entirely flocked with wine-colored fleur-de-lies on an ivory background. Far wall wasn't a wall at all, it was a floor-to-ceiling window overlooking a babbling fountain and stream with suitable plants. Either side of the far wall was accessorized with statues: To the left, a nude Aphrodite; to the right, a nude David. There was one piece of furniture in this 20x20 ft room: A French Renaissance table with two filigreed chairs for the patients and a stool for the doc. There was a hand mirror on the table. The whole thing looked like Marie Antoinette's boudoir - her PRIVATE boudoir! When I left after the consultation, I walked to the only tree in the parking lot and peed on it. Just to do something manly. --- I did ask the doc what it was like to work every day with beautiful women or women who were becoming beautiful. "It's not what you might think," he replied. "You've heard stories about how women complain about their hair-dressers? It's the same here only times ten. About the best I can hope for is grudging acceptance." --- I, however, was pleased with the result. I now look like a YOUNG Barney Fife. |
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On 10/12/2010 8:11 AM, HeyBub wrote:
Jim Elbrecht wrote: wrote: As I was lying on the table undergoing some minor cosmetic surgery, you ruined it. I've been picturing you as an overweight, bearded, flannel-shirted, coveralled& combat-booted, gun-totin, redneck SOB who doesn't give a FFF what anybody thinks. . . . and now I see you in designer jeans getting your nose adjusted.BSEG Jim Let me describe the surgeon's office. Waiting room: Thirty foot domed ceiling with painted cherubs and angels cavorting in a star-filled sky. Thirteen hanging crystal chandeliers. On the second level, a walkway for viewing various still-life art works. Administrative office: A monstrous tapestry on the far wall depicting satyrs and such gamboling in Elysian fields. More art work. Marble floors, gold-plated door hinges. Light-in-the-loafers administrator (clerk). Consulting room: Left wall was entirely mirrored, like in a dance school for little girls. Right wall was entirely flocked with wine-colored fleur-de-lies on an ivory background. Far wall wasn't a wall at all, it was a floor-to-ceiling window overlooking a babbling fountain and stream with suitable plants. Either side of the far wall was accessorized with statues: To the left, a nude Aphrodite; to the right, a nude David. There was one piece of furniture in this 20x20 ft room: A French Renaissance table with two filigreed chairs for the patients and a stool for the doc. There was a hand mirror on the table. The whole thing looked like Marie Antoinette's boudoir - her PRIVATE boudoir! When I left after the consultation, I walked to the only tree in the parking lot and peed on it. Just to do something manly. --- I did ask the doc what it was like to work every day with beautiful women or women who were becoming beautiful. "It's not what you might think," he replied. "You've heard stories about how women complain about their hair-dressers? It's the same here only times ten. About the best I can hope for is grudging acceptance." --- I, however, was pleased with the result. I now look like a YOUNG Barney Fife. Except you have more than one bullet. 8-) TDD |
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On Oct 11, 6:35*pm, The Daring Dufas
wrote: On 10/11/2010 6:50 PM, TheHack wrote: wrote in news:dol6b65igarrs0hb70vmphti0amvtrf92o@ 4ax.com: I'd like to repair my foreskin which was damaged by circumcision when I was born about 38 years ago. *Of course I want to do this at home, so it's a "home repair". *How do I do this repair? *Need help! Bondo, JB Weld, Duct Tape...... Don't forget superglue. TDD Or staples. Harry K |
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