From another group:

"[AUSTIN] Police have issued an arrest warrant for a man accused of injuring
a gas station clerk while attempting to rob him ? with a caulk gun...

"The suspect fled the scene in the company of a transgender prostitute..."

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/conte...up_gas_st.html

Some responses:

"Reach for the skies or I'll plug ya!"

"Reach... ya caulk-sucker!"

"Jeeze, you gotta love Austin!" ("We're all here because we're not all
there")