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http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? TDD |
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On Jan 19, 3:59*am, The Daring Dufas
wrote: OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? TDD Torture tool s for wood. Jimmie |
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On Jan 19, 2:59*am, The Daring Dufas
wrote: OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? TDD One says Varathane, I bet tools to distress wood to give it the antique look, you know, " its 300 years old and I paid 10,000$ but the Antique Roadshow guy said its worth 50 bucks" |
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On Jan 19, 2:59*am, The Daring Dufas
wrote: OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? TDD The link says "distress" so people pay for nuts and bolts-junk to hit wood and make it look old! |
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On Jan 19, 5:59*am, ransley wrote:
On Jan 19, 2:59*am, The Daring Dufas wrote: OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? TDD One says Varathane, I bet tools to distress wood to give it the antique look, you know, " its 300 years old and I paid 10,000$ but the Antique Roadshow guy said its worth 50 bucks" yup, tools to distress wood http://www.woodcraft.com/Product/208...ssing-Kit.aspx |
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The Daring Dufas wrote:
OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? TDD Darn it, you guys are no fun, I wanted some imagination! TDD |
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The Daring Dufas wrote:
OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? OK, I didn't look ahead to see any answers, but I'll say they are for making wood look old and beat up. A buddy that makes original style farm tables had a big key ring, about 4" diameter or more with all kinds of stuff on it. This guy made some nice tables out of old pine from barns and attic floors. Twenty five inch wide pine boards. Wood you can't buy today. Even square pegs in round holes. He wholesaled them for about $2500 to $3500 and the buyer sold them for twice the price in NY. |
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On 1/19/2010 9:23 PM Tony spake thus:
The Daring Dufas wrote: OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? OK, I didn't look ahead to see any answers, but I'll say they are for making wood look old and beat up. A buddy that makes original style farm tables had a big key ring, about 4" diameter or more with all kinds of stuff on it. This guy made some nice tables out of old pine from barns and attic floors. Twenty five inch wide pine boards. Wood you can't buy today. Even square pegs in round holes. He wholesaled them for about $2500 to $3500 and the buyer sold them for twice the price in NY. Ackshhooly, "distressing" wooden pieces to make them look older isn't some new thing invented to try to fool the rubes in New Yawk, or anywhere else, into thinking that something's really old. It's been done all along by furniture makers (even violin makers, for that matter) who wanted to give their work an instant old look. There's even quite a bit of art in this process. Of course, the average lunk who buys these ready-made tools isn't going to come up with anything that would fool anybody. And it's a bit, well, distressing to see the lack of imagination that would drive anybody to buy such tools, when anyone can come up with their own wood torture devices by just rooting around their scrap pile or bucket of old nails. A good distressing job takes a lot of subtlety and, of course, variation to make it believable. -- You were wrong, and I'm man enough to admit it. - a Usenet "apology" |
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Tony wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote: OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? OK, I didn't look ahead to see any answers, but I'll say they are for making wood look old and beat up. A buddy that makes original style farm tables had a big key ring, about 4" diameter or more with all kinds of stuff on it. This guy made some nice tables out of old pine from barns and attic floors. Twenty five inch wide pine boards. Wood you can't buy today. Even square pegs in round holes. He wholesaled them for about $2500 to $3500 and the buyer sold them for twice the price in NY. I know what they are, I was trying to get people to use their imagination and warped minds to come up with funny answers. I am so disappointed. *snicker* TDD |
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On Jan 19, 2:59*am, The Daring Dufas
wrote: OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? TDD The pointed one is for a bad case of the crabs (if you're good with it you can stab 16 at once!) The other is for removing shanker scabs! |
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David Nebenzahl wrote:
On 1/19/2010 9:23 PM Tony spake thus: The Daring Dufas wrote: OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? OK, I didn't look ahead to see any answers, but I'll say they are for making wood look old and beat up. A buddy that makes original style farm tables had a big key ring, about 4" diameter or more with all kinds of stuff on it. This guy made some nice tables out of old pine from barns and attic floors. Twenty five inch wide pine boards. Wood you can't buy today. Even square pegs in round holes. He wholesaled them for about $2500 to $3500 and the buyer sold them for twice the price in NY. Ackshhooly, "distressing" wooden pieces to make them look older isn't some new thing invented to try to fool the rubes in New Yawk, or anywhere else, into thinking that something's really old. It's been done all along by furniture makers (even violin makers, for that matter) who wanted to give their work an instant old look. There's even quite a bit of art in this process. Just for the record, I know it's not new, and he wasn't trying to fool anyone. He even put a brief history of the actual building/s of where the wood came from on parchment type paper and glued it to the bottom of the table. Of course, the average lunk who buys these ready-made tools isn't going to come up with anything that would fool anybody. And it's a bit, well, distressing to see the lack of imagination that would drive anybody to buy such tools, when anyone can come up with their own wood torture devices by just rooting around their scrap pile or bucket of old nails. A good distressing job takes a lot of subtlety and, of course, variation to make it believable. Without a doubt. |
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Tony wrote: The Daring Dufas wrote: OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? OK, I didn't look ahead to see any answers, but I'll say they are for making wood look old and beat up. A buddy that makes original style farm tables had a big key ring, about 4" diameter or more with all kinds of stuff on it. This guy made some nice tables out of old pine from barns and attic floors. Twenty five inch wide pine boards. Wood you can't buy today. Even square pegs in round holes. He wholesaled them for about $2500 to $3500 and the buyer sold them for twice the price in NY. I know what they are, I was trying to get people to use their imagination and warped minds to come up with funny answers. I am so disappointed. *snicker* Sorry to disappoint you. |
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Bob Villa wrote:
On Jan 19, 2:59 am, The Daring Dufas wrote: OK, what are they? http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...1/distress.jpg A back scratcher and massager for a rhinoceros? The latest S&M gadgets? What was used at Gitmo? TDD The pointed one is for a bad case of the crabs (if you're good with it you can stab 16 at once!) The other is for removing shanker scabs! Ya see! That's what I'm talking about! Imagination. TDD |
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