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Default Tardis News Web Server inside Server Defies Laws of Nature

Monday March,03/2008 (Tardis-News) Tardis Launches Server Inside
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Well Tardis is infinitely bigger inside than out as is defys the
natural laws of the space time continuum, which is good for its
readership. The Tardis data tower is only 18" x 9" x 144" Tall however
inside their are rows and rows of datacenters that amount to some
2,378,382,939 gigs of information and changing daily. If your worried
about the data that the Tardis Collects , don't worry about it they
don't share your information with anyone, they promise, (unless they
pay well). Obviously the Tardis Database sells to the highest bidder,
after all thats the nature of the e-commerce world we live in.

What does the Tardis Database do exactly? Well unlike some more
parasitic data sets the Tardis applies fundamental math to calculate
the pathways you might be surfing on the net and predicts your next
web hop. The reason they are predicting future evens online is simple,
Tardis would like to deploy the best user experience to each webpage.
But the Tardis is only one part of a Mult-Million dollar project!
Another Project is the Tardis Blog.

The best price in data delivery, with low cost servers, Tardis passes
the savings onto you in exchange for your information. What does the
infinitely large Tardis collect? Well if you visit a Tardis web page
the following information is collected:

* Browser Type
* Male or Female
* Age
* Shoe Size
* Computer Brand
* Laptop or Desktop
* Last Meal
* What you made last year

This might seem like allot of information but its not really if you
think about it. Why should only your ISP know these details when
Tardis likes to share! The more the merrier and at Tardis they believe
in complete transparency. Tardis Systems
Tardis Server Inside


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14788 Memorial Drive
Houston, TX

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