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MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they
working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's
working.

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

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MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they
working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's
working.

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?


Funny? We're still waiting.


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