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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Sitre Magana
Birthday:February 2, 1972 Birthplace:I was found on someone's doorstep Current Location:In the doughnut shop Eye Color:Brown Hair Color:Brown Height:4 foot 6 Right Handed or Left Handed:I jerk off with my left hand and shove doughnuts in my fat face with my right. Your Heritage:I claim to be half mexican The Shoes You Wore Today:I don't need shoes because I am in a wheelchair Your Weakness:I can't stop eating doughnuts Your Fears:Tofu Your Perfect Pizza:about 27 of them a day. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Gain another 100 pounds Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:not even rejects want to have anything to do with me. Thoughts First Waking Up: The ****ing bed collapse again. Your Best Physical Featurenly for fat fetishists Your Bedtime:when I'm supposed to be working. Your Most Missed Memory:The box of doughnuts I had 2 minutes ago. &..39;Pepsi or Coke:'Creme MacDonalds or Burger King:Both, within 10 minutes of each other. Single or Group Dates:Single, me and the man who raped me in the ass. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Vegetable oil. Chocolate or Vanilla:I usually have both at the same time. Cappuccino or Coffee:Lard Do you Smoke:No Do you Swear:**** **** **** **** cocksucker mother****er and tits Do you Sing:Along with my sorry tapes Do you Shower Daily:No Do you want to go to College: Culinary school Do you want to get Married:I tried once but I broke it off when she aborted my child. Do you belive in yourself:I believe that I can eat 100,000 calores in a day. Do you get Motion Sickness: Do you think you are Attractive:I think I can have any bitch I want. Are you a Health Freak:I eat 100,000 calories a day. Do you get along with your Parents:I did until my daddy ate a 12 gauge when I was growing up and they found him floating in the swimming pool. Do you like Thunderstorms:I like to smell my own farts., Do you play an Instrument:I would but it's kinda hard to eat and play music, don't you think. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:No, because I had doughnuts in my mouth the whole time In the past month have you Smoked:I was too busy eating doughnuts. In the past month have you been on oughnuts. In the past month have you gone on a Date:Not really, just got raped in the ass. In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Just to go to Cinnabon, McDonalds, Sbarro, Arby's and Krispy Kreme In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Try the past 20 minutes. In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yesterday. In the past month have you been on Stage:If I were to get on a stage it would collapse. In the past month have you been Dumped:I've never been dumped, I just think that women like me when they don't. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:I have to, I'm too fat to fit in a regular bathtub. In the past month have you Stolen Anything:I borrowed money from a loan shark and didn't pay it back Ever been Drunk:Just fat from eating doughnuts. Ever been called a Tease:No, just a fat jerk. Ever been Beaten upn a daily basis by a loan shark. Ever Shoplifted:Just from Denny's How do you want to Die:From heart disease. What do you want to be when you Grow Up:a little over 800 pounds. What country would you most like to Visit:America, because of the food. In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Favourite Hair Color:**** colored Short or Long Hair:nappy Height:short Weight:tubby Best Clothing Style:&..39; Number of I have taken:doughnuts, burgers, fries, pizzas, wings, breadsticks, Number of CDs I own:I don't own C.D., i still buy tapes. Number of Piercings:just obese Number of Tattoos:just fat CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Someone really needs a hobby.
"Malissa Baldwin" wrote in message ups.com... Name:Sitre Magana Birthday:February 2, 1972 Birthplace:I was found on someone's doorstep Current Location:In the doughnut shop Eye Color:Brown Hair Color:Brown Height:4 foot 6 Right Handed or Left Handed:I jerk off with my left hand and shove doughnuts in my fat face with my right. Your Heritage:I claim to be half mexican The Shoes You Wore Today:I don't need shoes because I am in a wheelchair Your Weakness:I can't stop eating doughnuts Your Fears:Tofu Your Perfect Pizza:about 27 of them a day. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Gain another 100 pounds Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:not even rejects want to have anything to do with me. Thoughts First Waking Up: The ****ing bed collapse again. Your Best Physical Featurenly for fat fetishists Your Bedtime:when I'm supposed to be working. Your Most Missed Memory:The box of doughnuts I had 2 minutes ago. &..39;Pepsi or Coke:'Creme MacDonalds or Burger King:Both, within 10 minutes of each other. Single or Group Dates:Single, me and the man who raped me in the ass. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Vegetable oil. Chocolate or Vanilla:I usually have both at the same time. Cappuccino or Coffee:Lard Do you Smoke:No Do you Swear:**** **** **** **** cocksucker mother****er and tits Do you Sing:Along with my sorry tapes Do you Shower Daily:No Do you want to go to College: Culinary school Do you want to get Married:I tried once but I broke it off when she aborted my child. Do you belive in yourself:I believe that I can eat 100,000 calores in a day. Do you get Motion Sickness: Do you think you are Attractive:I think I can have any bitch I want. Are you a Health Freak:I eat 100,000 calories a day. Do you get along with your Parents:I did until my daddy ate a 12 gauge when I was growing up and they found him floating in the swimming pool. Do you like Thunderstorms:I like to smell my own farts., Do you play an Instrument:I would but it's kinda hard to eat and play music, don't you think. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:No, because I had doughnuts in my mouth the whole time In the past month have you Smoked:I was too busy eating doughnuts. In the past month have you been on oughnuts. In the past month have you gone on a Date:Not really, just got raped in the ass. In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Just to go to Cinnabon, McDonalds, Sbarro, Arby's and Krispy Kreme In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Try the past 20 minutes. In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yesterday. In the past month have you been on Stage:If I were to get on a stage it would collapse. In the past month have you been Dumped:I've never been dumped, I just think that women like me when they don't. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:I have to, I'm too fat to fit in a regular bathtub. In the past month have you Stolen Anything:I borrowed money from a loan shark and didn't pay it back Ever been Drunk:Just fat from eating doughnuts. Ever been called a Tease:No, just a fat jerk. Ever been Beaten upn a daily basis by a loan shark. Ever Shoplifted:Just from Denny's How do you want to Die:From heart disease. What do you want to be when you Grow Up:a little over 800 pounds. What country would you most like to Visit:America, because of the food. In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Favourite Hair Color:**** colored Short or Long Hair:nappy Height:short Weight:tubby Best Clothing Style:&..39; Number of I have taken:doughnuts, burgers, fries, pizzas, wings, breadsticks, Number of CDs I own:I don't own C.D., i still buy tapes. Number of Piercings:just obese Number of Tattoos:just fat CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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