On Sat, 10 Feb 2007 13:42:31 -0600, Gerry Atrick
wrote:

Due to the off topic message recently posted to this newsgroup
entitled "Buy cheap viagra online". This caution message is in order.
NEVER TAKE VIAGRA WHEN OPERATING A POWER SAW.

For example, Joe Blow was remodeling his home on a warm summer day.
He knew his hot sexy wife would be coming home from work in less than
an hour and was prepared to "nail her". He finished nailing a piece
of siding to his house and went inside and took a Viagra tablet, and
came back outside to continue his work until his lover arrived. He
placed an 8 foot 2x4 stud across his saw horses and grabbed his Skil 7
1/4" circular saw, intending to remove a few inches from that stud.
Just as he squeezed the trigger on the saw, and placed it against the
timber, he got a huge erection. He pushed the spinning saw forward.
He let out a horrible scream that could be heard for miles. As it
turns out, old Joe did remove a few inches from the stud, just the
WRONG STUD.

Poor old Joe was never the same man after that terrible day. He could
no longer satisfy his long time lover, and she soon left him for
another man (who had the proper tools in his toolbox to satisfy her
needs). Joe was alone, and a very lonely man who in many ways did not
fit the word "man" any longer. Joe spent the rest of his life seeking
other women, and at one point even tried to find a gay man to satisfy
his urges, but he never succeeded. In utter frustration, Joe Blow
blew out his brains with his shotgun, ended his own life and was
buried days later. His tombstone still reads "Here lies Joe Blow -
All he could do was Blow".

Yes indeed, this is a very sad story, but this COULD be YOU, if you
take your Viagra while operating a power saw. Heed this warning, your
studliness is in danger......

An never work around Lorena Bobbitt's house.


--
Oren

"Well, it doesn't happen all the time, but when it happens, it happens constantly."