Last night Santa came and delivered gifts to us. We are very pleased
by our gifts, but there is a problem. When Santa landed his sleigh on
our roof he damaged some of the shingles. I dont feel like we should
have to pay to get this fixed, and the insurance deductible is not
worth turning this in for coverage. We'd really prefer to not sue
Santa, since we know it was just an accident, and we dont even know
where we'd send the sheriff to deliver the court paperwork.

What should we do?

I think Santa should put some sort of roof protectors on his sleigh
runners, but do they make such things?

Merry Christmas

Joe

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wrote:

Last night Santa came and delivered gifts to us. We are very pleased
by our gifts, but there is a problem. When Santa landed his sleigh on
our roof he damaged some of the shingles. I dont feel like we should
have to pay to get this fixed, and the insurance deductible is not
worth turning this in for coverage. We'd really prefer to not sue
Santa, since we know it was just an accident, and we dont even know
where we'd send the sheriff to deliver the court paperwork.

What should we do?

I think Santa should put some sort of roof protectors on his sleigh
runners, but do they make such things?

Merry Christmas

Joe

Just wait until the next time it hails. (Unless there has been a
storm within the last few months) Then call your insurance company they
might work it out to hail damage. Worked for me..

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Last night Santa came and delivered gifts to us. We are very pleased
by our gifts, but there is a problem. When Santa landed his sleigh on
our roof he damaged some of the shingles. I dont feel like we should
have to pay to get this fixed, and the insurance deductible is not
worth turning this in for coverage. We'd really prefer to not sue
Santa, since we know it was just an accident, and we dont even know
where we'd send the sheriff to deliver the court paperwork.

What should we do?

I think Santa should put some sort of roof protectors on his sleigh
runners, but do they make such things?
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I doubt if he can afford any upgrades. My kids tell me he's regifting.

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Last night Santa came and delivered gifts to us. We are very pleased
by our gifts, but there is a problem. When Santa landed his sleigh on
our roof he damaged some of the shingles. I dont feel like we should
have to pay to get this fixed, and the insurance deductible is not
worth turning this in for coverage. We'd really prefer to not sue
Santa, since we know it was just an accident, and we dont even know
where we'd send the sheriff to deliver the court paperwork.

What should we do?

I think Santa should put some sort of roof protectors on his sleigh
runners, but do they make such things?

Merry Christmas

Joe

Claymores around the chimney. You might have a bit more shingle damage, but
he won't bother you again.

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Last night Santa came and delivered gifts to us. We are very pleased
by our gifts, but there is a problem. When Santa landed his sleigh on
our roof he damaged some of the shingles. I dont feel like we should
have to pay to get this fixed, and the insurance deductible is not
worth turning this in for coverage. We'd really prefer to not sue
Santa, since we know it was just an accident, and we dont even know
where we'd send the sheriff to deliver the court paperwork.

What should we do?

I think Santa should put some sort of roof protectors on his sleigh
runners, but do they make such things?

Merry Christmas

Joe

You didn't as for Duct Tape on your list for Santa?!!!!

Look, if you are gonna putz in this handyman arena, you need to watch the
real pro home shows. Gospel of these shows is:
http://www.redgreen.com/index.cfm?app=cart&a=menu
Pay close attention to the Handyman's Secret Weapn box on the right. It
is so important it gets prime home page real estate.

For next year........as a repayment .....I would start planning,
building some sort of "Tar and Feather Santa" contraption.

wrote:
Last night Santa came and delivered gifts to us. We are very pleased
by our gifts, but there is a problem. When Santa landed his sleigh on
our roof he damaged some of the shingles. I dont feel like we should
have to pay to get this fixed, and the insurance deductible is not
worth turning this in for coverage. We'd really prefer to not sue
Santa, since we know it was just an accident, and we dont even know
where we'd send the sheriff to deliver the court paperwork.

What should we do?

I think Santa should put some sort of roof protectors on his sleigh
runners, but do they make such things?

Merry Christmas

Joe

Call Department of Homeland Security. That's one illegal alien who's
been flouting the law for too damn long.

"z" wrote in news:1167164045.894425.73550
@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:


wrote:
Last night Santa came and delivered gifts to us. We are very pleased
by our gifts, but there is a problem. When Santa landed his sleigh on
our roof he damaged some of the shingles. I dont feel like we should
have to pay to get this fixed, and the insurance deductible is not
worth turning this in for coverage. We'd really prefer to not sue
Santa, since we know it was just an accident, and we dont even know
where we'd send the sheriff to deliver the court paperwork.

What should we do?

I think Santa should put some sort of roof protectors on his sleigh
runners, but do they make such things?

Merry Christmas

Joe

Call Department of Homeland Security. That's one illegal alien who's
been flouting the law for too damn long.




Anyone here remember the Cheech & Chong audio tape of Santa crossing the
Mexican border?

avid_hiker wrote:
For next year........as a repayment .....I would start planning,
building some sort of "Tar and Feather Santa" contraption.

Two words: Reindeer steaks.

"z" wrote in news:1167253505.664553.279550@
79g2000cws.googlegroups.com:


avid_hiker wrote:
For next year........as a repayment .....I would start planning,
building some sort of "Tar and Feather Santa" contraption.

Two words: Reindeer steaks.




Hmmmmm...bit gamey but tasty.

Yup. Laughing as I think about it now!

Jo Ann

Al Bundy wrote:
Anyone here remember the Cheech & Chong audio tape of Santa crossing the
Mexican border?

Al Bundy wrote:
"z" wrote in news:1167253505.664553.279550@
79g2000cws.googlegroups.com:


avid_hiker wrote:
For next year........as a repayment .....I would start planning,
building some sort of "Tar and Feather Santa" contraption.

Two words: Reindeer steaks.




Hmmmmm...bit gamey but tasty.

I wouldn't eat the glowing red nose, though. God only know what's going
on there.

" wrote in
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Yup. Laughing as I think about it now!

Jo Ann

Al Bundy wrote:
Anyone here remember the Cheech & Chong audio tape of Santa crossing the
Mexican border?



I've also heard if you remember the 60's you didn't have a good time :-(