On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:32:55 -0500, wrote:

On Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:34:10 -0500, wrote:

I was trying to install a new ringtone in my cellphone. Suddenly my
hand slipped and the ringtone became embedded in my leg. The blood
began to pour out of the wound, and I became unconscious. Fortunately
my boss walked into my office just then, and saw me laying on the
floor and called 911. The doctors said that a few more minutes and I
would have bleed to death. I wont be using anymore ringtones. They
are far too dangerous.

I agree, and what's worse are the cellphones themselves. I got
stabbed in the chest by the antenna on my phone, and it almost
punctured my heart. The doctor said it missed my heart by a fraction
of an inch. I would have bled to death. I got rid of my cellphone
after that.

I'd contact OSHA and file a complaint. With any luck they will ban
all cellphones and ringtones.

wrote:
On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:32:55 -0500, wrote:

On Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:34:10 -0500, wrote:

I was trying to install a new ringtone in my cellphone. Suddenly my
hand slipped and the ringtone became embedded in my leg. The blood
began to pour out of the wound, and I became unconscious. Fortunately
my boss walked into my office just then, and saw me laying on the
floor and called 911. The doctors said that a few more minutes and I
would have bleed to death. I wont be using anymore ringtones. They
are far too dangerous.

I agree, and what's worse are the cellphones themselves. I got
stabbed in the chest by the antenna on my phone, and it almost
punctured my heart. The doctor said it missed my heart by a fraction
of an inch. I would have bled to death. I got rid of my cellphone
after that.

I'd contact OSHA and file a complaint. With any luck they will ban
all cellphones and ringtones.

Dont laugh the feds love ANYTHING that regulates...........

It helps them justify their jobs

On 26 Aug 2006 05:38:54 -0700, "
wrote:

I'd contact OSHA and file a complaint. With any luck they will ban
all cellphones and ringtones.

Dont laugh the feds love ANYTHING that regulates...........

It helps them justify their jobs

Unfortunately, so do companies. Verizon and South Bell's intentions
to impose a new surcharge to replace the one they lobbied the
government to get rid off practically scream out, "REGULATE ME!"