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Terrorist Weapons found at Petting Zoo
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July 8, 2006 Authorities just released this information. On July 4th, a petting zoo was operating at a carnival in Swee****er FL. Many children were petting the animals, when suddenly the FBI appeared on the scene, shut down the entire carnival, forced people to leave the area immediately, and closed off all highways leading into the area. The bomb squad rushed in, and discovered Weapons of Mass Destruction implanted in the animals at the petting zoo. At least a dozen weapons were found. There were goats with bombs, ponies with explosives, dogs with arson devices, and a llama was carrying a nuclear missile. The animals were quickly disarmed right at the scene, and were euthanized. The owner of the petting zoo, a man from Iran, who speaks very poor English, was arrested and is presently being held by authorities with no bail options. It appears the 42 year old man is a member of the Al Quida network. JH |
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Terrorist Weapons found at Petting Zoo
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... From the Associated News July 8, 2006 Authorities just released this information. On July 4th, a petting zoo was operating at a carnival in Swee****er FL. Many children were petting the animals, when suddenly the FBI appeared on the scene, shut down the entire carnival, forced people to leave the area immediately, and closed off all highways leading into the area. The bomb squad rushed in, and discovered Weapons of Mass Destruction implanted in the animals at the petting zoo. At least a dozen weapons were found. There were goats with bombs, ponies with explosives, dogs with arson devices, and a llama was carrying a nuclear missile. The animals were quickly disarmed right at the scene, and were euthanized. The owner of the petting zoo, a man from Iran, who speaks very poor English, was arrested and is presently being held by authorities with no bail options. It appears the 42 year old man is a member of the Al Quida network. JH Praise Jaysus... |
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Terrorist Weapons found at Petting Zoo
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wrote in message ... From the Associated News July 8, 2006 Authorities just released this information. On July 4th, a petting zoo was operating at a carnival in Swee****er FL. Many children were petting the animals, when suddenly the FBI appeared on the scene, shut down the entire carnival, forced people to leave the area immediately, and closed off all highways leading into the area. The bomb squad rushed in, and discovered Weapons of Mass Destruction implanted in the animals at the petting zoo. At least a dozen weapons were found. There were goats with bombs, ponies with explosives, dogs with arson devices, and a llama was carrying a nuclear missile. The animals were quickly disarmed right at the scene, and were euthanized. The owner of the petting zoo, a man from Iran, who speaks very poor English, was arrested and is presently being held by authorities with no bail options. It appears the 42 year old man is a member of the Al Quida network. JH Praise Jaysus... Someone is playing a CRUEL joke on us. Petting zoos are listed as POTENTIAL targets of terrorist acts. Listed in the National terrorism database does not mean that ANYTHING has happened.... |
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Terrorist Weapons found at Petting Zoo
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From the Associated News July 8, 2006 Authorities just released this information. On July 4th, a petting zoo was operating at a carnival in Swee****er FL. Many children were petting the animals, when suddenly the FBI appeared on the scene, shut down the entire carnival, forced people to leave the area immediately, and closed off all highways leading into the area. The bomb squad rushed in, and discovered Weapons of Mass Destruction implanted in the animals at the petting zoo. Worse, chemical weapons are now being discovered all around the country, EVEN INSIDE THE WHITEHOUSE! Read up on the chemical weapon he http://www.dhmo.org -- Chris Lewis, Una confibula non set est It's not just anyone who gets a Starship Cruiser class named after them. |
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Terrorist Weapons found at Petting Zoo
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. .. wrote in message ... From the Associated News July 8, 2006 Authorities just released this information. On July 4th, a petting zoo was operating at a carnival in Swee****er FL. Many children were petting the animals, when suddenly the FBI appeared on the scene, shut down the entire carnival, forced people to leave the area immediately, and closed off all highways leading into the area. The bomb squad rushed in, and discovered Weapons of Mass Destruction implanted in the animals at the petting zoo. At least a dozen weapons were found. There were goats with bombs, ponies with explosives, dogs with arson devices, and a llama was carrying a nuclear missile. The animals were quickly disarmed right at the scene, and were euthanized. The owner of the petting zoo, a man from Iran, who speaks very poor English, was arrested and is presently being held by authorities with no bail options. It appears the 42 year old man is a member of the Al Quida network. JH Praise Jaysus... Yeah, I can remember my first beer.... |
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