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From the Associated News

July 8, 2006

Authorities just released this information. On July 4th, a petting
zoo was operating at a carnival in Swee****er FL. Many children were
petting the animals, when suddenly the FBI appeared on the scene, shut
down the entire carnival, forced people to leave the area immediately,
and closed off all highways leading into the area. The bomb squad
rushed in, and discovered Weapons of Mass Destruction implanted in the
animals at the petting zoo. At least a dozen weapons were found.
There were goats with bombs, ponies with explosives, dogs with arson
devices, and a llama was carrying a nuclear missile. The animals were
quickly disarmed right at the scene, and were euthanized. The owner
of the petting zoo, a man from Iran, who speaks very poor English,
was arrested and is presently being held by authorities with no bail
options. It appears the 42 year old man is a member of the Al Quida
network.

JH

Praise Jaysus...