In the summer my husband is always outside working on his hot rod.
But it's winter and cold again. That means his hot rod is parked in
the heated garage, up on blocks, and all he wants to do is have sex.
The problem is that he builds up semen all summer, and when he blows
his load, it flys everywhere. I now have sperm all over the walls,
the ceiling, the carpeting, the bed, and of course myself. By the
time he finishes, we are both too exhausted to clean up his mess. The
stuff dries to the walls and stuff, and it looks like icecycles
hanging everywhere, except its not ice, its sperm. Last year it got
so bad, I hired a crew of men to rip out the walls and ceiling and
replace them all. Now, its the same thing again.

How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the
walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis?

I was also wondering if I should cover everything with plastic trash
bags around the bed once everything is replaced again?

Mrs. Robinson

, 1/16/2006,7:38:53 PM, wrote:

In the summer my husband is always outside working on his hot rod.
But it's winter and cold again. That means his hot rod is parked in
the heated garage, up on blocks, and all he wants to do is have sex.
The problem is that he builds up semen all summer, and when he blows
his load, it flys everywhere. I now have sperm all over the walls,
the ceiling, the carpeting, the bed, and of course myself. By the
time he finishes, we are both too exhausted to clean up his mess. The
stuff dries to the walls and stuff, and it looks like icecycles
hanging everywhere, except its not ice, its sperm. Last year it got
so bad, I hired a crew of men to rip out the walls and ceiling and
replace them all. Now, its the same thing again.

How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the
walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis?

I was also wondering if I should cover everything with plastic trash
bags around the bed once everything is replaced again?

Mrs. Robinson

You should open your mouth wider

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How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the
walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis?

Not sure about the walls but if you wait long enough you migh put some
paint over it for a nice texture. In the meantime open some windows
and let some fresh air in, that place must stink something awful!

It probably smells like rotten fish.


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How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the
walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis?

Not sure about the walls but if you wait long enough you migh put some
paint over it for a nice texture. In the meantime open some windows
and let some fresh air in, that place must stink something awful!

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wrote:

- In the summer my husband is always outside working on his hot rod.
- But it's winter and cold again. That means his hot rod is parked in
- the heated garage, up on blocks, and all he wants to do is have sex.
- The problem is that he builds up semen all summer, and when he blows
- his load, it flys everywhere. I now have sperm all over the walls,
- the ceiling, the carpeting, the bed, and of course myself. By the
- time he finishes, we are both too exhausted to clean up his mess. The
- stuff dries to the walls and stuff, and it looks like icecycles
- hanging everywhere, except its not ice, its sperm. Last year it got
- so bad, I hired a crew of men to rip out the walls and ceiling and
- replace them all. Now, its the same thing again.
-
- How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the
- walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis?
-
- I was also wondering if I should cover everything with plastic trash
- bags around the bed once everything is replaced again?
-
- Mrs. Robinson


You should actually be posting this in alt.home.cleaning.
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Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson....

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In the summer my husband is always outside working on his hot rod.
But it's winter and cold again. That means his hot rod is parked in
the heated garage, up on blocks, and all he wants to do is have sex.
The problem is that he builds up semen all summer, and when he blows
his load, it flys everywhere. I now have sperm all over the walls,
the ceiling, the carpeting, the bed, and of course myself. By the
time he finishes, we are both too exhausted to clean up his mess. The
stuff dries to the walls and stuff, and it looks like icecycles
hanging everywhere, except its not ice, its sperm. Last year it got
so bad, I hired a crew of men to rip out the walls and ceiling and
replace them all. Now, its the same thing again.

How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the
walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis?

I was also wondering if I should cover everything with plastic trash
bags around the bed once everything is replaced again?

Mrs. Robinson

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Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson....

Jeebus loves yew more than ye will know...

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In the summer my husband is always outside working on his hot rod.
But it's winter and cold again. That means his hot rod is parked in
the heated garage, up on blocks, and all he wants to do is have sex.
The problem is that he builds up semen all summer, and when he blows
his load, it flys everywhere. I now have sperm all over the walls,
the ceiling, the carpeting, the bed, and of course myself. By the
time he finishes, we are both too exhausted to clean up his mess. The
stuff dries to the walls and stuff, and it looks like icecycles
hanging everywhere, except its not ice, its sperm. Last year it got
so bad, I hired a crew of men to rip out the walls and ceiling and
replace them all. Now, its the same thing again.

How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the
walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis?

I was also wondering if I should cover everything with plastic trash
bags around the bed once everything is replaced again?

Mrs. Robinson