It's Sperm Time Again
In the summer my husband is always outside working on his hot rod.
But it's winter and cold again. That means his hot rod is parked in the heated garage, up on blocks, and all he wants to do is have sex. The problem is that he builds up semen all summer, and when he blows his load, it flys everywhere. I now have sperm all over the walls, the ceiling, the carpeting, the bed, and of course myself. By the time he finishes, we are both too exhausted to clean up his mess. The stuff dries to the walls and stuff, and it looks like icecycles hanging everywhere, except its not ice, its sperm. Last year it got so bad, I hired a crew of men to rip out the walls and ceiling and replace them all. Now, its the same thing again. How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis? I was also wondering if I should cover everything with plastic trash bags around the bed once everything is replaced again? Mrs. Robinson |
It's Sperm Time Again
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It's Sperm Time Again
How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the
walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis? Not sure about the walls but if you wait long enough you migh put some paint over it for a nice texture. In the meantime open some windows and let some fresh air in, that place must stink something awful! |
It's Sperm Time Again
It probably smells like rotten fish.
wrote in message oups.com... How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis? Not sure about the walls but if you wait long enough you migh put some paint over it for a nice texture. In the meantime open some windows and let some fresh air in, that place must stink something awful! |
It's Sperm Time Again
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson....
wrote in message ... In the summer my husband is always outside working on his hot rod. But it's winter and cold again. That means his hot rod is parked in the heated garage, up on blocks, and all he wants to do is have sex. The problem is that he builds up semen all summer, and when he blows his load, it flys everywhere. I now have sperm all over the walls, the ceiling, the carpeting, the bed, and of course myself. By the time he finishes, we are both too exhausted to clean up his mess. The stuff dries to the walls and stuff, and it looks like icecycles hanging everywhere, except its not ice, its sperm. Last year it got so bad, I hired a crew of men to rip out the walls and ceiling and replace them all. Now, its the same thing again. How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis? I was also wondering if I should cover everything with plastic trash bags around the bed once everything is replaced again? Mrs. Robinson |
It's Sperm Time Again
"viago" wrote in message news:al4Ff.746695$x96.447673@attbi_s72... Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.... Jeebus loves yew more than ye will know... wrote in message ... In the summer my husband is always outside working on his hot rod. But it's winter and cold again. That means his hot rod is parked in the heated garage, up on blocks, and all he wants to do is have sex. The problem is that he builds up semen all summer, and when he blows his load, it flys everywhere. I now have sperm all over the walls, the ceiling, the carpeting, the bed, and of course myself. By the time he finishes, we are both too exhausted to clean up his mess. The stuff dries to the walls and stuff, and it looks like icecycles hanging everywhere, except its not ice, its sperm. Last year it got so bad, I hired a crew of men to rip out the walls and ceiling and replace them all. Now, its the same thing again. How can I remove this stuff, or should I just plan to replace all the walls, ceiling, carpeting, curtains and bed on a yearly basis? I was also wondering if I should cover everything with plastic trash bags around the bed once everything is replaced again? Mrs. Robinson |
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