, 7/24/2005, 3:02:01 AM, wrote:

My house is on fire, but only on the first floor. I am on the second
floor and feel pretty safe other than the smoke that is getting in
here. I plan to call the fire department but first I thought I should
ask if any of you know how to make out a house fire. I have an
advantage over the fire, because I am above it. That means I can dump
water on it and stuff. I have a cooler full of ice water next to me.
Uh oh, there is fire coming out of the heat register in this room now.
I better dump that cooler in there. Later

**** all that beer you drank on it.

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"I miss. I miss. I miss. I make."
Seve Ballesteros describing his four-putt at Augusta's No. 16 in 1988.

Do you own or rent? If renting, call the landlord. If you own it, then
send off an email to your insurance company, with some pictures of the
fire attached.

Now is probably a good time to check the batteries in your smoke
alarm(s) as well.

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On 25 Jul 2005 18:54:40 -0700, "Matt" wrote:

Do you own or rent? If renting, call the landlord. If you own it,
then send off an email to your insurance company, with some pictures
of the fire attached.

Now is probably a good time to check the batteries in your smoke
alarm(s) as well.

But crank up the a/c first. We want you to be as comfortable as
possible.


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-john
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